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« on: 16 March 2011, 11:25 PM »

With the world ending in the not so distant future, 21/12/2011 I think, I've decided to quit my job tomorrow and start having some fun. What's everyone doing with their last months of life? I'll start the list.....

1 - Lose my virginity
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« Reply #1 on: 16 March 2011, 11:53 PM »

2 - Visit the world famous Sports Bar.
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« Reply #2 on: 17 March 2011, 08:24 AM »

3 - See the Whites lift the FA Cup. Oh come on someone had to say it.
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« Reply #3 on: 17 March 2011, 10:53 AM »

4 - Murder Des Lyttle.
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« Reply #4 on: 17 March 2011, 11:06 AM »

2 - Visit the world famous Sports Bar.

Bully.
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Fair play to you then if you're willing to share your knickers with a willy.
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« Reply #5 on: 17 March 2011, 11:06 AM »

5) Witness Dave turn up for a fight.
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Fair play to you then if you're willing to share your knickers with a willy.
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« Reply #6 on: 17 March 2011, 11:08 AM »

6 - Smash fĂșck out of Natashas bush.
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« Reply #7 on: 17 March 2011, 11:22 AM »

4 - Murder Des Lyttle.

7 - And John Gayle
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« Reply #8 on: 17 March 2011, 11:27 AM »

7 - And John Gayle

Excellent decision.
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« Reply #9 on: 17 March 2011, 12:24 PM »

I would like to take Natasha out for a romantic meal. I am normally vegetarian but I wouldn't turn down the opportunity to sample her beef curtains.
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« Reply #10 on: 17 March 2011, 12:39 PM »

I'd like to see more of this photoshoot myself...

http://www.burndenaces.co.uk/forum/index.php/topic,1587.0.html
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« Reply #11 on: 17 March 2011, 01:10 PM »

8 - Convert to Islam.
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« Reply #12 on: 17 March 2011, 01:37 PM »

9. Eat pork.
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« Reply #13 on: 17 March 2011, 01:42 PM »

10 - Pay to lick a hookers fadge.
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« Reply #14 on: 17 March 2011, 01:44 PM »

I'd like to see more of this photoshoot myself...

http://www.burndenaces.co.uk/forum/index.php/topic,1587.0.html

LOL whats funny is how many people actually believed that photo was real.

Christ!
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« Reply #15 on: 17 March 2011, 02:12 PM »

LOL whats funny is how many people actually believed that photo was real.

Christ!

What makes you think the photo isn't real ? It looks real enough to me. I could do with Magoo giving us a professional assessment.

That's the picture I was referring to previously with Natasha in her webbing. Attractive and intelligent as well. As Bernard Matthews would say, ' Simply Bootiful.'
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« Reply #16 on: 17 March 2011, 02:16 PM »

It's some z-list porn star. So unless Natasha makes porn it isn't her.
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« Reply #17 on: 17 March 2011, 02:20 PM »

It's some z-list porn star. So unless Natasha makes porn it isn't her.

Shoite! That's another fantasy ruined!
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« Reply #18 on: 17 March 2011, 02:34 PM »

I think diddle found a load of other pictures of her online with his vast knowledge of british porn.

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« Reply #19 on: 17 March 2011, 02:37 PM »

What makes you think the photo isn't real ? It looks real enough to me. I could do with Magoo giving us a professional assessment.

That's the picture I was referring to previously with Natasha in her webbing. Attractive and intelligent as well. As Bernard Matthews would say, ' Simply Bootiful.'

Look very real to me, And ive only got 1 eye.
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« Reply #20 on: 17 March 2011, 02:38 PM »

I think diddle found a load of other pictures of her online with his vast knowledge of british porn.

Helps when your Mum owns a sex shop.
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« Reply #21 on: 17 March 2011, 02:41 PM »

For some reason southerncharms.com rings a bell from a distant past on WW (I think)
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« Reply #22 on: 17 March 2011, 06:11 PM »

For some reason southerncharms.com rings a bell from a distant past on WW (I think)

I thought Natasha was a good old fashioned Lancashire lass?
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« Reply #23 on: 17 March 2011, 06:12 PM »

Look very real to me, And ive only got 1 eye.


Magoo, I knew I could count on you. The photo looks real to me as well.
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« Reply #24 on: 17 March 2011, 06:28 PM »


Magoo, I knew I could count on you. The photo looks real to me as well.

Your welcome my good man.
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