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Natasha Whittam
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« on: 28 February 2011, 01:47 PM » |
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It’s been another entertaining month on Burnden Aces, but which posters could you do without? Now is your chance to give them the finger and expose them as arseholes.
Lots of contenders this month, here are my tops tips for the title:
Doffcocker: Joined up just to post anti-Kevin Davies propaganda. And to tell us it’s just his opinion. Over and over again.
Jayjay23: Another month, another bunch of games jayjay didn’t actually see. But he doesn’t let that stop him from blaming Kevin Davies for everything that’s wrong with his life. Did you know he’d have lost his virginity by now if it wasn’t for Kevin Davies?
Howfen White: The final piece of the anti-Kevin Davies threesome. They meet every Wednesday evening at the Farnworth Snooker & Social Club where Howfen likes jayjay to wear gym knickers, knee-socks and pumps.
Sluffy: Currently getting his kicks from picking on middle-aged yanks. Next month it will be black pensioners from Glasgow.
Psammead: A new character this month….his new girlfriend. No doubt we will know her bra size and favourite sexual position by the end of the month.
DaveBWFC: The forum chicken. Recently chickened out of two showdowns with Natasha, preferring to stay at home and bath his Mum.
As always, you get three votes each….don’t waste them.
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Fair play to you then if you're willing to share your knickers with a willy.
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #1 on: 28 February 2011, 01:53 PM » |
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Jayjay for being a useless cúnt who can't even get his mail.
Amos for still breathing.
Natasha for being a shithouse and never showing up for fights.
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Big_Sharps
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« Reply #2 on: 28 February 2011, 01:54 PM » |
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If I could then I would vote Sluffy 3 time's but as I can't -
Sluffy - For being power mad and refusing to ban Amos despite him carrying on where he left off.
Amos - For not accepting that he is banned and continiung to tell people thinks that they do not care about or believe.
Jamster - For playing the high and mighty role far too often, you like to pretend there is a god, I get it.
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Le God
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« Reply #3 on: 28 February 2011, 01:55 PM » |
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Psammed for just talking a load of guff.
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Diana Prince
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« Reply #4 on: 28 February 2011, 02:06 PM » |
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Amos - For not accepting that he is banned and continiung to tell people thinks that they do not care about or believe.
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barryk32
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« Reply #5 on: 28 February 2011, 02:19 PM » |
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I only voted for two as Le God only appeared after I submitted.
Sluffy - For letting the power go to his head.
Abdul - For reasons I cannot put due to risk of banning..... see above.
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GOD, he's just as real as Santa Claus to me, as there's evidence of both. |
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Le God
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« Reply #6 on: 28 February 2011, 02:26 PM » |
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Fcuk right off mate.
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Big_Sharps
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« Reply #7 on: 28 February 2011, 02:27 PM » |
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Fcuk right off mate.
He deserves that and I applaud that you are letting Dave influence you. |
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Abdul-Salam Bilal
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« Reply #8 on: 28 February 2011, 02:31 PM » |
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Abdul - For reasons I cannot put due to risk of banning..... see above.
Please state your reasons, I grant you immunity because, frankly, you can take a seat with the other people waiting for me to give a fcúk. Plus the moderators have disappeared so you should go unpunished. |
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Big_Sharps
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« Reply #9 on: 28 February 2011, 02:32 PM » |
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Abdul was close to getting a vote but I feel we have bonded over The Aids and Computer games so he escaped a vote.
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Abdul-Salam Bilal
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« Reply #10 on: 28 February 2011, 02:38 PM » |
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Do you want to come out to play Sharps? We can go piss on a mosque, as long as we also get to piss on a church, synagogue and you give Tom Cruise your AIDS.
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Big_Sharps
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« Reply #11 on: 28 February 2011, 03:32 PM » |
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I do not favour any religion so I am down for that, I am pretty sure Tom Cruise has AIDS as he was the one that has given it to me, I think he got it from Ted Turner.
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doffcocker
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« Reply #12 on: 28 February 2011, 04:04 PM » |
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Natasha Whittam - for having nothing better to do with her existence than start attention seeking threads like this one.
She is an advert for the ancient view that when football is being played, women should be at home, cooking and cleaning.
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Psammead
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« Reply #13 on: 28 February 2011, 07:03 PM » |
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Sharps - no surprise
DP - yes you are more clever and wittier than me, but you dont have to keep harking on about it!
Dave BWFC - so when are you in Holland, again? (chicken noises)
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Howfen White
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« Reply #14 on: 28 February 2011, 07:04 PM » |
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I don't think I need to state who I voted for. Just refer back to the last five or six months of these threads and you'll identify the trend.
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Psammead
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« Reply #15 on: 28 February 2011, 07:05 PM » |
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 Sluffy has same number of votes as me
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Howfen White
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« Reply #16 on: 28 February 2011, 07:07 PM » |
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I think this might be the first time in a while where me and Natasha aren't the top two!
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #17 on: 28 February 2011, 07:09 PM » |
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Dave BWFC - so when are you in Holland, again? (chicken noises)
I don't think I ever told you the date. I might pay a crackhead 10euro to bum rape you when I'm there though. |
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Big_Sharps
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« Reply #18 on: 28 February 2011, 07:12 PM » |
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This whole thing is pointless as I do not understand why people vote but do not state for who they have voted.
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #19 on: 28 February 2011, 07:13 PM » |
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You get soft twats like Didles who vote but don't say.
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Didledee
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« Reply #20 on: 28 February 2011, 07:29 PM » |
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I haven't voted, I just checked the results. No one pissed me off, so surely my vote would be void.
I've already made a topic about having an option to make votes in poll's made public.
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* Jay Jay Okocha * Youri Djorkaeff * BWFC * Stu Holden * Lee Chung-Yong * |
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Natasha Whittam
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« Reply #21 on: 28 February 2011, 08:07 PM » |
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Jayjay for being the most clueless wanker since Sir Nut. Everyone in our team is brilliant apart from Kevin Davies.
Dave for being a soft bastard who shares a bath with his Mum.
Sluffy just because it's funny to see him topping the poll.
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Fair play to you then if you're willing to share your knickers with a willy.
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #22 on: 28 February 2011, 08:09 PM » |
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My Mum is dead you insensitive twat. Me and Daddy still enjoy bath time though.
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Keegan
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« Reply #23 on: 28 February 2011, 08:18 PM » |
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Natasha for starting attention-seeking threads such as these...
Dave for being a cúnt and for apparently not fighting Natasha yet.
I have a spot open if anyone is interested.
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"I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness because it shows me the stars.”
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #24 on: 28 February 2011, 08:21 PM » |
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Do your lot get to vote?
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