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« Reply #625 on: 18 January 2012, 07:48 AM »

watching the news about the stricken cruise ship & the sky reporter said "she's lying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court". I just happened to look at Mrs A and now it's all kicked off!
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« Reply #626 on: 21 January 2012, 04:05 PM »

What's the difference between a cow and a tragedy?

A scouser wouldn't know how to milk a cow.
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« Reply #627 on: 24 January 2012, 04:38 PM »

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« Reply #628 on: 25 January 2012, 08:54 PM »

One for Sharpy. *

My dislike for Scottish football is well documented, but this made me chuckle.

I've put it in the joke section as Scottish football is a bit of one

*stolen of a certain person's Facebook Roll Eyes

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« Reply #629 on: 29 January 2012, 01:53 PM »

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« Reply #630 on: 02 February 2012, 07:13 PM »

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« Reply #631 on: 11 February 2012, 09:05 PM »

An Italian girl I know just posted this on her Facebook

Wrong on too many levels




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« Reply #632 on: 12 February 2012, 07:12 PM »

Liverpool have finally apologised .......... To Chelsea .... For Torres
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« Reply #633 on: 13 February 2012, 12:33 AM »

Liverpool have finally apologised .......... To Chelsea .... For Torres
Squidgy I dunno what your day job is but................. well you know the rest.
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« Reply #634 on: 13 February 2012, 07:13 AM »

Squidgy I dunno what your day job is but................. well you know the rest.

I'm not very good at that either  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #635 on: 14 February 2012, 11:02 AM »

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« Reply #636 on: 14 February 2012, 05:06 PM »



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« Reply #637 on: 15 February 2012, 04:26 AM »

Wrong on too many levels

Like crime in a multi-story carpark  Grin
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« Reply #638 on: 22 February 2012, 09:40 PM »

After Rangers recent defeat against Kilmarnock at Ibrox a pound coin was thrown onto the pitch. Police are trying to determine whether it was a missile or a takeover bid.
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« Reply #639 on: 23 February 2012, 08:54 PM »

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« Reply #640 on: 04 March 2012, 02:15 PM »

I've given up Viagra for lent. I don't know how long I'll be able to keep it up.
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« Reply #641 on: 07 March 2012, 09:27 PM »

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« Reply #642 on: 07 March 2012, 09:43 PM »

Have you and Spud split up yet?
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« Reply #643 on: 07 March 2012, 11:19 PM »

Have you and Spud split up yet?

I'm working on it.

She's snoring by the side of me as I type, so I'm obviously doing a shíte job of things Roll Eyes
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« Reply #644 on: 07 March 2012, 11:27 PM »

I'm working on it.

She's snoring by the side of me as I type, so I'm obviously doing a shíte job of things Roll Eyes
Some things never change, Dave told me she snores like a trooper.
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« Reply #645 on: 07 March 2012, 11:39 PM »

Some things never change, Dave told me she snores like a trooper.

At least she wakes up when I'm slipping her the sausage, must be a size thing.
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« Reply #646 on: 25 March 2012, 11:41 PM »

Things don't get much funnier than this...

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« Reply #647 on: 18 April 2012, 07:18 PM »

Have you and Spud split up yet?

What made you think that?
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« Reply #648 on: 18 April 2012, 07:35 PM »

What made you think that?

Dave's been flirting with me.
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« Reply #649 on: 18 April 2012, 08:09 PM »

she wakes up when I'm slipping her the sausage

Try rohypnol.
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