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« Reply #75 on: 12 October 2009, 02:43 PM » |
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Whooooaaaaa!! I didn't write fanny, i wrote C U N T
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« Reply #76 on: 12 October 2009, 03:39 PM » |
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Whooooaaaaa!! I didn't write fanny, i wrote C U N T
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« Reply #77 on: 14 October 2009, 03:36 PM » |
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what do you get when you cross a squirrel, Mike Ashley and Wayne Rooney?
A skunk
What do you get when you cross a man, a woman, and a motel?
a baby
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« Reply #78 on: 14 October 2009, 03:51 PM » |
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Old McDonald had tourettes E-I-E-I Kunt!
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« Reply #79 on: 14 October 2009, 04:10 PM » |
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Stevie Wonder plays a 3 hour concert in Tokyo. At the end he asks if there are any requests, and a Japanese guy at the front shouts "Play a jazz chord". So Stevie plays 15 minutes of perfect Harlem Jazz. Then the same man stands up and shouts "No! Play a jazz chord". Stevie replies, "If you can do better, yer slinty eyed git, then come up and have a go!". So the Japanese man sits at the piano, picks up the microphone and sings.... "A jazz chord, to say, a ruv you..."  |
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« Reply #80 on: 15 October 2009, 03:46 AM » |
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Old McDonald had tourettes E-I-E-I Kunt!
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When routine bites hard, and ambitions are low. When resentment rides high, but emotion won't grow... And we're changing our ways, taking different roads. Love... Love will tear us apart, again.
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« Reply #81 on: 22 October 2009, 03:46 PM » |
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Got a letter from my dating agency today it says, Due to your 3 years subscripsion and not had 1 invatation to date, we would like to offer you 1 week free without your profile picture.
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« Reply #82 on: 22 October 2009, 10:06 PM » |
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Got a letter from my dating agency today it says, Due to your 3 years subscripsion and not had 1 invatation to date, we would like to offer you 1 week free without your profile picture.
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« Reply #83 on: 22 October 2009, 10:12 PM » |
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I thought it was funny BWFC10. |
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« Reply #84 on: 23 October 2009, 11:13 PM » |
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Cheers SLUFFY.
Its there Manny just read it again.
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« Reply #85 on: 24 October 2009, 12:57 AM » |
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And there was me thinking you were being serious! |
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« Reply #86 on: 04 November 2009, 12:59 PM » |
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Apologies in advance,not meant to be racial. Rooney training session for England....Off he go`s with the ball,round heskey and up to Wright Philips a gentle flick roll to the right and he`s passed and on to cole 3 step overs dummy to the right, cole done in one, off to james in goal and taps the ball home. Scolari`s going off his head.."Will someone tell Rooney i said DRIBBLE ROUND THE CONES"  On a lighter note. i dont think i`ll get married again. It would be easier to find a really ugly bird and just buy her a house. haha quality |
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« Reply #87 on: 04 November 2009, 01:09 PM » |
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A lookalike competition was held in China today.........................
........Everybody won!!
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« Reply #88 on: 05 November 2009, 02:30 PM » |
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Rupert and Gaylord have the weekend off and decide to spend the week end in bed on the love waggon.Sunday afternoon rupert decides to go for cigs and a takeaway,"dont you be wanking while i`m gone gaylord ,its my turn for a good shafting when i get back".
Rupert gets back from the shops to find spunk up the curtains on the ceiling all over the duvet and dripping from the lightfitting. " you basterd gaylord ,you promised not to wank off". "I did`nt wank" said gaylord " i farted ".
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« Reply #89 on: 11 November 2009, 03:02 PM » |
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Copper pulls over a scouser for having a dog in the front seat of his car.
As the copper approaches the car he sees the scouser hit the dog over the head. "Why the bloody hell did you do that?", the copper asked.
"The little shíte just ate my tax disc", the scouser replied.
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I have learned never to ridicule any man's opinion, however strange it may seem - ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE - Like fúck I have.
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« Reply #90 on: 17 November 2009, 07:19 PM » |
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Stevie Wonder plays a 3 hour concert in Tokyo. At the end he asks if there are any requests, and a Japanese guy at the front shouts "Play a jazz chord". So Stevie plays 15 minutes of perfect Harlem Jazz. Then the same man stands up and shouts "No! Play a jazz chord". Stevie replies, "If you can do better, yer slinty eyed git, then come up and have a go!". So the Japanese man sits at the piano, picks up the microphone and sings.... "A jazz chord, to say, a ruv you..." OMG, I cannot believe I groaned and chuckled, at the same time, with that one!!! Definitely one for the dutchies on my team!!! |
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« Reply #91 on: 17 November 2009, 07:20 PM » |
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Copper pulls over a scouser for having a dog in the front seat of his car.
As the copper approaches the car he sees the scouser hit the dog over the head. "Why the bloody hell did you do that?", the copper asked.
"The little shíte just ate my tax disc", the scouser replied.
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« Reply #92 on: 20 November 2009, 11:07 PM » |
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Aman was amazed to see a dog buying meat for his owner in a butchers because not only did he appear to check the quality of the meat, but he noticed that the butcher short changed him and growled untill he was given the right money.
Intrigued, the man followed the dog from the shop and saw the dog help an old lady across the road with her shopping. The man then followed the dog to his owners house and could`nt believe his eyes when the dog stood up on his hind legs and wrang the door bell.
The dogs owner came to the door, took the shopping from the dog and kicked him into the garden. The man watching was horrified and called out to the owner, "I cant believe you kicked that amazing dog - he does your shopping, checks your change and even helps old ladies across the roads!"
"I know, " the owner replied," but thats the third time this week he`s forgotten his keys ."
That clean enough............Mard
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« Reply #93 on: 20 November 2009, 11:45 PM » |
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why is the sky so high?
So birds dont bump there heads.
what did the Peanut say to the elephant?
Nothing peanuts cant talk.
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« Reply #94 on: 22 November 2009, 09:55 AM » |
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There was a lookalike competition in China yesterday.
Everybody won.
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I have learned never to ridicule any man's opinion, however strange it may seem - ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE - Like fúck I have.
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« Reply #95 on: 24 November 2009, 03:41 PM » |
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What do you call a scouse girl in a white track suit....... The bride  |
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« Reply #96 on: 03 December 2009, 11:49 PM » |
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As Tiger is enjoying a piece of 'humble pie" in his back yard, a group of ladies mistakenly hit their drive into Tiger's back yard. As Tiger goes to retrieve the ball and return it to the ladies, one of the ladies tosses another ball over the fence. Tiger says "Hey what is that for". The lady replies "Every nob needs two balls".
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Q: What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?
A: Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards.
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« Reply #97 on: 04 December 2009, 05:40 PM » |
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Nintendo have brought out a football game for xmas involving a cheating frenchman. Its called Thierry on Wii |
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« Reply #98 on: 05 December 2009, 01:11 PM » |
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Being British is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belian beer, then on the way home grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab, to sit on a Swedish sofa and watch USA shows on a Japanese TV. And most of all being suspicious of anything Foreign. oh and ... only in Britian ... can you get a pizza to your home faster than an Ambulance. Only in Britian do Banks leave both doors open and chain pens to the counter. Supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the shop for prescriptions whilst healthy people get their fags at the front. We might be British but fcúk we're funny...
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« Reply #99 on: 07 December 2009, 11:47 PM » |
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Colin and Justin walking down a country lane. Justin says toColin "Colin i`m sure i`m preggers,my bellys hurting bad"." Dont be daft"said Colin,"you probably need a pooh,just climb over that wall and do the doo". Over the wall justin goes,3 minutes later he shouts Colin "COLIN LOOK ..LOOK ITS LITTLE ARMS AND LEGS they are waving at us ." Colin walks over to the wall takes a look and says"Justin u thick tw*t u just shíte on a frog".  |
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