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watching the news about the stricken cruise ship & the sky reporter said "she's lying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court". I just happened to look at Mrs A and now it's all kicked off!
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What's the difference between a cow and a tragedy?
A scouser wouldn't know how to milk a cow.
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« Reply #628 on: 25 January 2012, 08:54 PM » |
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One for Sharpy. * My dislike for Scottish football is well documented, but this made me chuckle. I've put it in the joke section as Scottish football is a bit of one *stolen of a certain person's Facebook  
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« Reply #629 on: 29 January 2012, 01:53 PM » |
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« Reply #631 on: 11 February 2012, 09:05 PM » |
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An Italian girl I know just posted this on her Facebook Wrong on too many levels 
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« Reply #632 on: 12 February 2012, 07:12 PM » |
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Liverpool have finally apologised .......... To Chelsea .... For Torres
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« Reply #633 on: 13 February 2012, 12:33 AM » |
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Liverpool have finally apologised .......... To Chelsea .... For Torres
Squidgy I dunno what your day job is but................. well you know the rest.
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« Reply #634 on: 13 February 2012, 07:13 AM » |
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Squidgy I dunno what your day job is but................. well you know the rest.
I'm not very good at that either 
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« Reply #637 on: 15 February 2012, 04:26 AM » |
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Wrong on too many levels
Like crime in a multi-story carpark 
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« Reply #638 on: 22 February 2012, 09:40 PM » |
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After Rangers recent defeat against Kilmarnock at Ibrox a pound coin was thrown onto the pitch. Police are trying to determine whether it was a missile or a takeover bid.
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« Reply #639 on: 23 February 2012, 08:54 PM » |
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« Reply #640 on: 04 March 2012, 02:15 PM » |
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I've given up Viagra for lent. I don't know how long I'll be able to keep it up.
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« Reply #641 on: 07 March 2012, 09:27 PM » |
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« Reply #642 on: 07 March 2012, 09:43 PM » |
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Have you and Spud split up yet?
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« Reply #643 on: 07 March 2012, 11:19 PM » |
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Have you and Spud split up yet?
I'm working on it. She's snoring by the side of me as I type, so I'm obviously doing a shíte job of things 
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« Reply #644 on: 07 March 2012, 11:27 PM » |
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I'm working on it. She's snoring by the side of me as I type, so I'm obviously doing a shíte job of things  Some things never change, Dave told me she snores like a trooper.
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« Reply #645 on: 07 March 2012, 11:39 PM » |
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Some things never change, Dave told me she snores like a trooper.
At least she wakes up when I'm slipping her the sausage, must be a size thing.
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« Reply #646 on: 25 March 2012, 11:41 PM » |
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Things don't get much funnier than this... http://fuldans.se/?v=tpoljgeecn
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« Reply #647 on: 18 April 2012, 07:18 PM » |
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Have you and Spud split up yet?
What made you think that?
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« Reply #648 on: 18 April 2012, 07:35 PM » |
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What made you think that?
Dave's been flirting with me.
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« Reply #649 on: 18 April 2012, 08:09 PM » |
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she wakes up when I'm slipping her the sausage
Try rohypnol.
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