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« Reply #25 on: 03 September 2009, 03:34 PM »


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« Reply #26 on: 03 September 2009, 03:47 PM »

Forgive me for finding jokes about gang rape and child molestation inappropriate for the "family" site sluffy keeps banging on about.

Idiots.
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« Reply #27 on: 03 September 2009, 03:52 PM »

Go on then Tash, tell us a good clean family joke?
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« Reply #28 on: 03 September 2009, 04:37 PM »

Forgive me for finding jokes about gang rape and child molestation inappropriate for the "family" site sluffy keeps banging on about.

Idiots.

By all means have an opinion about what is said, but again, you had to bring up WWs with an unfair allegation, despite us continually asking for it to be stopped.

You just seem incapable of letting that place go, is getting yourself banned from there one of your great regrets or something? Why not try begging for forgiveness, with a bit of luck they'll take you back and we'll all get a bit of peace. How about it Traf? Wink
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« Reply #29 on: 03 September 2009, 04:48 PM »

Forgive me for finding jokes about gang rape and child molestation inappropriate for the "family" site sluffy keeps banging on about.

Idiots.

The whole idea of this thread is the word joke! If somebody had said they were going to gang rape you then fair enough, we'd take it down. But they didn't so take it easy.
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« Reply #30 on: 03 September 2009, 05:13 PM »


You just seem incapable of letting that place go, is getting yourself banned from there one of your great regrets or something? Why not try begging for forgiveness, with a bit of luck they'll take you back and we'll all get a bit of peace. How about it Traf? Wink

I post on WW everyday, the keen eyed posters will know my name on there.

WW is funny, but goes too far...I come on here to get away from the sick jokes and abuse. I didn't ask you to remove the jokes, I just find jokes about gang rape and child abuse very unfunny. I suggest if you knew someone who had been a victim of these crimes you may have a different opinion.
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« Reply #31 on: 03 September 2009, 05:33 PM »

Snow white was in the bath and was feeling sleepy.......... happy got the right fking hump
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« Reply #32 on: 03 September 2009, 07:16 PM »

Forgive me for finding jokes about gang rape and child molestation inappropriate for the "family" site sluffy keeps banging on about.

Idiots.

Yes, I do aspire to a family site where people who want to visit for the news and views get precisely that and not the effing and jeffing that goes on elsewhere.

Gang rape isn't funny in my opinion.

But neither is having a pop at ww all the time.

At the end of the day though we can only moderate what is posted on here.  I try not to let my personal views cloud how I mod (perhaps that is where I'm going wrong?).

To my way of thinking gang rape is more offensive than name calling of another forum - but no one is complaining about gang rape but you (and me I guess) but there is a queue complaining about the constant disperaging remarks about our sister site ww.

To be honest I don't have a problem with about 99% of the stuff that is posted on here - and in the main people do quickly condemn the 1% that I do have issues with - so on the whole I think the forum is doing rather well.

We will never be able to please everyone at the same time - I don't think any forum can - but as long as we keep our regular posters and at the same time attract and retain new posters - then I think that we most be doing something right.

So no more gang rape jokes please, lets also stop the name calling of ww as well and let's keep the joke thread for jokes - Thank you.

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On a beautiful summer's day, two English tourists were driving through Wales.

At the town of:- Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch they stopped for lunch, and one of the tourists asked the waitress, “Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us. Can you pronounce where we are, very, very, very slowly?”

The girl leaned over and said,











“Burrr gurrr kiiing.”

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« Reply #33 on: 03 September 2009, 07:23 PM »

Duck walks into a bar and orders a pint,
The barman stunned says 'My god you can talk!'
'Course I can says the duck'
Anyway after a while the barman says 'So what you doing round here then'
'I work on the building site over the road' replies the duck,
'What you want to do mate is join the circus, you'd make a fortune!' says barman,



Duck 'What would the circus want with a bricklayer??'

They don't get any better than that i'm afraid!!  Embarrassed

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« Reply #34 on: 04 September 2009, 02:41 AM »

Someone posted a child molestation joke?  :'(
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« Reply #35 on: 04 September 2009, 03:52 AM »

where?
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« Reply #36 on: 05 September 2009, 09:56 AM »

Sitting on the sofa flicking through the channels,
Wife says 'What's on the telly?'


'Dust' I replied!
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« Reply #37 on: 11 September 2009, 10:10 AM »

Michael Shields has spoken about his disgust at being constantly surrounded by thieves, drug dealers and murderers.

And he's only been home 2 days..!
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« Reply #38 on: 11 September 2009, 10:45 AM »

Type in womens football on youtube theres enough laughs to last a life time.
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« Reply #39 on: 11 September 2009, 11:08 AM »

Paddy goes to the library and asks for a book called Psyco The Rapist,

The librarian came back and said, " It's Psycotherapist you fcuking idiot"
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« Reply #40 on: 11 September 2009, 11:13 AM »

Bruce is driving over Sydney harbour bridge when he spot's his Ex preparing to jump!

" Sheila, what the hell are you doing?"

She looks round in tears and says,

" G'day Bruce, you got me pregnant and left me so now i'm going to kill myself."

"Strewth Sheila, your not only a good shag, but a fcuking good sport as well"
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« Reply #41 on: 11 September 2009, 11:33 AM »

How do you confuse a librarian?

Ask them if they have any books on shelves.
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« Reply #42 on: 11 September 2009, 11:39 AM »

Sex therapists say, the most effective way to arouse a man is licking his ears for 10 minutes!



Personally i think it's bollocks!
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« Reply #43 on: 11 September 2009, 12:34 PM »

BBC are tonight screening a preview of World Cup 2010

Except for viewers in Scotland who can watch "Out of Africa"

Sorry !!!
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« Reply #44 on: 11 September 2009, 03:03 PM »

Just seen the sign outside a school for disabled kids, on the road it says, ''slow, children''

Cant do much for confidence...
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« Reply #45 on: 18 September 2009, 11:15 AM »

What is the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

The first is an animal the second is ........















.......a geordie stuck in a lift!

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« Reply #46 on: 18 September 2009, 11:37 AM »

Paddy's wife goes to the doctors complaining that after 10 years of marriage, she has still never experianced an orgasm.
The doctor advised her to relax, and use a fan to keep her cool during sex.
Paddy refused to pay money for a fan, so asked his mate if he would mind wafting a towel while he and his wife made love, but still, she didn't orgasm.
Next day she asked if they could swap roles, and so Paddy's mate made love to her.
After 20mins of the best, mind blowing sex of her life, she came like a truck, shivering fro head to toe.
Paddy looked at his mate and said...... Now that, my old son, is how you waft a fcuking towel!!!
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« Reply #47 on: 18 September 2009, 04:10 PM »

Celebrities were asked who deserves to win in the upcoming match between Bolton and Stoke.

Amir Khan & Vernon Kay said Bolton
Gordon Brown & Les Dennis said Stoke
Barak Obama said "who vs who now?"
Kanye West said "Beyonce!"
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« Reply #48 on: 18 September 2009, 05:15 PM »

A man goes into a pub and says to the barmaid, "A pint of bitter, a packet of crisps and can I smell your fanny?"

"Do what?!?", she asks.
"A pint of bitter, a packet of crisps and can I smell your fanny?", he repeats.
 "Right", says she.  "Here's your crisps, there's your pint and no, you can't smell my fanny."

"Ok", he says, "It must be your feet then!".
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« Reply #49 on: 18 September 2009, 05:19 PM »

I must admit, I read Sluffy's geordie gag at the top there and started to think mine wasn't gonna be fit to grace the same page.
Luckily though, Jimbo's got in there first with a howler and made me some room.

Cheers buddy  Grin
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