Living in't town centre

[a.s]

3rd time lucky for me, was tempted to move to Manchester, but it's full of mancs.

Roll on messy nights in town, traffic and them annoying scrubbers who walk round Bowton aimlessly during the day.

Thank fcúk I'm not back at Marsden House anyway.

 

[Big_Sharps]

3rd time lucky for me, was tempted to move to Manchester, but it's full of mancs.

Roll on messy nights in town, traffic and them annoying scrubbers who walk round Bowton aimlessly during the day.

Thank fcúk I'm not back at Marsden House anyway.

 

Make sure you spit at RR when he goes on the lookout for brass.

[Diana Prince]

Have you thought of sharing with Goatman?

[traf]

Goatman and Bateman: sounds like the most depraved solicitors in the world.

[Diana Prince]

Goatman and Bateman: sounds like the most depraved solicitors in the world.

But a good basis for a hilarious men behaving badly for the 21st century type sitcom!

[a.s]

I'm not near't whore bit of town, last time the prozzies would chase me up the street when I got the munchies and went to garage, women with scabby faces are best avoided.

The 'pimps' look like they'd go down if you sneezed on them, nowt like The Wire.

I've got a bird, and three (or four, if you include his goat) is company, and I'm not living in't Arches again!

[Abdul-Salam Bilal]

Good move!  If you're young and childless living within walking distance of a town or city really is the best thing to do, imo, for endless reasons.