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« on: 05 January 2011, 12:27 PM » |
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How the hell do Manchester Piccadilly Train Station get away with charging folk 30p for using the toilet?
It isnt like there are any other toilets you can use which are free of charge and what if you have already paid for your ticket and have no change spare?
We will be charged for breathing next, fcuking robbing Manc cúnts.
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Jamster26
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« Reply #1 on: 05 January 2011, 12:29 PM » |
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Can't believe that and I work in Manchester. The toilets are free useable is Radcliffe.
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« Reply #2 on: 05 January 2011, 12:42 PM » |
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They are very nice bogs though and do seem to keep away the cottager types. Didn't they used to be 20p?
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #3 on: 05 January 2011, 12:46 PM » |
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Any glory holes there?
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Jamster26
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« Reply #4 on: 05 January 2011, 12:52 PM » |
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What's one of them Dave?  |
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"Just when they think they have all the answers, I change the questions".
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« Reply #5 on: 05 January 2011, 12:52 PM » |
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Many years ago, I once got caught short and had a bad experience in the toilets in Piccadilly Gardens in Manchester. I had just sat down when I noticed someone had made a penis sized hole between the wall of my cubicle and Trap 2. Whilst contemplating my navel I was shocked to discover a one eyed trouser snake had worked it's way through the orifice and proceeded to stare at me, Japs Eye fashion. Fortunately, I was just finishing my stogie so I stubbed it on on the bell end and it scurried back from whence it came.
They can say what they like about the benefits of the smoking ban in pubic places but I for one was pleased that it was not in force back then.
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Why do we experiment on animals when there are so many lawyers ?
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #6 on: 05 January 2011, 12:55 PM » |
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What's one of them Dave? Reebok Trotter has just explained it for you. |
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« Reply #7 on: 05 January 2011, 01:02 PM » |
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How the hell do Manchester Piccadilly Train Station get away with charging folk 30p for using the toilet?
It isnt like there are any other toilets you can use which are free of charge and what if you have already paid for your ticket and have no change spare?
We will be charged for breathing next, fcuking robbing Manc cúnts.
Next time go on the platform and find a train that isn't due to leave for 10 minutes and nip on that. |
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Big_Sharps
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« Reply #8 on: 05 January 2011, 02:07 PM » |
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Next time go on the platform and find a train that isn't due to leave for 10 minutes and nip on that.
Are free toilet trips your speciality? |
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« Reply #9 on: 05 January 2011, 02:15 PM » |
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They charge at Birmingham New St as well which is annoying, i used to work in Birmingham and if you're stuck at the station for a bit its ridiculous.
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Diana Prince
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« Reply #10 on: 05 January 2011, 02:17 PM » |
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Can you lot not hold your water? This is not good news for you boys at your age. God help you when Mr. Prostrate decides to play silly buggers with you!
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #11 on: 05 January 2011, 02:20 PM » |
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It's just an excuse for loitering around mens toilets.
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Big_Sharps
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« Reply #12 on: 05 January 2011, 02:23 PM » |
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Can you lot not hold your water? This is not good news for you boys at your age. God help you when Mr. Prostrate decides to play silly buggers with you!
It was a shíte that I needed. |
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Diana Prince
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« Reply #13 on: 05 January 2011, 02:27 PM » |
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It was a shíte that I needed.
In a public toilet? You fúcking animal. Do you not have a proper body clock that allows you to get rid of it all first thing in the morning or last thing at night? |
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #14 on: 05 January 2011, 03:27 PM » |
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It was a shíte that I needed.
I always used to use the toilets in Ladbrokes for my dinner time turd. Used to take me ages to cover the seat in bits of bog roll before I sat down. |
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« Reply #15 on: 05 January 2011, 03:34 PM » |
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There's a sports bar upstairs with a toilet. There used to be a keycode. Just pick up an empty glass and walk to the bar as if you are going to have a quick wazz before you leave and ask the staff for the code.
Never had to do it personally, but seems like a plan if you are 'caught short' so to speak.
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I have learned never to ridicule any man's opinion, however strange it may seem - ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE - Like fúck I have.
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« Reply #16 on: 05 January 2011, 04:03 PM » |
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shíte in a carrier bag and then smear it on the ticket office window.
That'll teach them.
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« Reply #17 on: 05 January 2011, 05:55 PM » |
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I think Piccadilly train station are an awful set of toilets, I wouldn't shíte there if it was free.I have the same opinion of Chorlton St coach station toilets which I believe are 20p.
The free toilets in the Arndale Centre are slightly less disgusting and i'd probably use if desperate but the only ones i'd feel comfortable about using in Manchester are the ones behind the big library near to Albert Square.
As far as Bolton Town Centre is concerned the only public toilets i'd shíte in are the ones up near the car park in the Market Place and Morrisons.
15 -17 years ago I was working near Liverpool St train station and happily paid 20 pence each morning so far back.They are a fantastic set of toilets, each one fully enclosed so the person next door can't be heard and there was normally a free paper left on the floor to read and occasionally a porno mag.If it's 30p for those filthy ones at Piccadilly in a northern doghole, i'd be interested to know how much it is at Liverpool St these days.
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ReebokTrotter
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« Reply #18 on: 05 January 2011, 06:12 PM » |
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Chorlton Street toilets are a definite no-no unless you are that way inclined. Far too near to the Village for my liking. The turtles head would have to be touching cloth to be seen in that neck of the woods.
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Big_Sharps
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« Reply #19 on: 05 January 2011, 06:16 PM » |
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I cant believe this has decended into free toilet visiting tips and a review for the places to shíte and not to shíte.
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ReebokTrotter
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« Reply #20 on: 05 January 2011, 06:54 PM » |
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If you are looking for a five star place to have a dump then I can heartily recommend the bogs at the Trafford Centre. No spray painting or pebble dashing whatsoever and it wont cost you a penny. Fantastic setting while perched on the throne, IMO.
The only thing that beats it is going on holiday abroad and sat baking one on the plane just waiting for the pilot to announce, ' We are now travelling over French Airspace.' I always make a point of going first because it's the closest thing to bombing them that is totally legal.
The finest apple in the world is purported to be the ' French Golden Delicious.' I'll bet it is. That's because it's fertilised by good old patriotic Brits. Wouldn't touch the things myself. Cox's pippin every time for me.
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« Reply #21 on: 05 January 2011, 07:26 PM » |
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Take your pick  or  |
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Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, and professionals built the Titanic.
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H. Pedersen
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« Reply #22 on: 05 January 2011, 08:25 PM » |
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You have to pay for most of the toilets in the Netherlands.
The number one complain of people in Amsterdam is "wild pissing," that is, urinating in the streets.
The moral of the story is that Dutch people are both cheap and unable to understand cause and effect.
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« Reply #23 on: 05 January 2011, 08:29 PM » |
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You have to pay for most of the toilets in the Netherlands.
The number one complain of people in Amsterdam is "wild pissing," that is, urinating in the streets.
The moral of the story is that Dutch people are both cheap and unable to understand cause and effect.
They should just piss in the canals. |
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Diana Prince
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« Reply #24 on: 05 January 2011, 08:52 PM » |
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You have to pay for most of the toilets in the Netherlands.
Are you sure it wasn't a wánking booth you were putting your money in? |
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