Day/Night out with Diddles. What would you do?

[barryk32]

The possibilities are endless.

I would start the day by donating his games consoles to some worth while charity.

Then take him on a pub crawl of real pubs for the day, Balmoral, Griffin etc etc, and if he survives the day without getting killed I'd take him to Illusions and have them ruin him.

It would be an education.

[ReebokTrotter]

 A nice meal and  a spot of table dancing at the Rocket, followed by a trip into town where we could sip Pimms in the Griffin till closing time.

[Le God]

What a shíte thread.

[Squidgy]

Probably end up doing time.

[DaveBWFC]

I'd make him take me to his Mums sex shop and introduce me to his cousins. I'd be a proper mon by the end of the day.

[The_Champ]

I'd make him take me to his Mums sex shop and introduce me to his cousins. I'd be a proper mon by the end of the day.

Are you a virgin?

[DaveBWFC]

Are you a virgin?

No I have been to Amsterdam. Are you?

[The_Champ]

No I have been to Amsterdam. Are you?

No I had sex once, it's just that when you said you weren't a proper man I thought you might be one.

[DaveBWFC]

it's just that when you said you weren't a proper man

I'm a hermaphrodite.

[barryk32]

What a shíte thread.

Possibly, but Diddles fascinates me.  What I would really like to do is some sort of Q & A with him but I do not think he would participate.  

[Natasha Whittam]

Possibly, but Diddles fascinates me.  What I would really like to do is some sort of Q & A with him but I do not think he would participate. 

Apparently he has a website where he and his buddies take the piss out of Dave. You may be able to engage him on there.

[DaveBWFC]

Apparently he has a website

Link to Didles website........

CousinLove.com

[Diana Prince]

Could this day/night entail leaving Bolton?

[DaveBWFC]

Is Didles even allowed to play out after dark? I think he'll have to ask his Mum first.