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« on: 13 October 2010, 09:08 PM » |
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1. I am a big fat fucker. I had to be fcuking wedged into some of them rides. Time for a diet.
2. Americans are allllll big fat fuckers. I went to Florida a bit back and on their rides I had room to wiggle my arse.
Bazza, 10 stone wet through by this time next year!!!!
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« Reply #1 on: 13 October 2010, 09:15 PM » |
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1. I am a big fat fucker. I had to be fcuking wedged into some of them rides. Time for a diet.
2. Americans are allllll big fat fuckers. I went to Florida a bit back and on their rides I had room to wiggle my arse.
Bazza, 10 stone wet through by this time next year!!!!
10 stone doesn't that depend on your build & height. |
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« Reply #2 on: 13 October 2010, 09:28 PM » |
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Nah 10 stone is alright Kate Moss is 7 stone.
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« Reply #3 on: 13 October 2010, 09:29 PM » |
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Nah 10 stone is alright Kate Moss is 7 stone.
And shes an ugly cow, that needs a good meal. |
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« Reply #4 on: 13 October 2010, 09:57 PM » |
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hmm i dunno; she aint super attractive or anything but i definitely would.
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« Reply #5 on: 13 October 2010, 10:56 PM » |
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hmm i dunno; she aint super attractive or anything but i definitely would.
But then again, you could shag the crack of Dawn if you get up early enough. |
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« Reply #6 on: 14 October 2010, 02:49 AM » |
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1. I am a big fat fucker. I had to be fcuking wedged into some of them rides. Time for a diet.
2. Americans are allllll big fat fuckers. I went to Florida a bit back and on their rides I had room to wiggle my arse.
Bazza, 10 stone wet through by this time next year!!!!
Simple move to America, where you're weight will be the norm............Stay in England you will always be a fat (unt. |
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« Reply #7 on: 14 October 2010, 11:16 AM » |
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Alton Towers is too close to Birmingham.
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« Reply #8 on: 14 October 2010, 11:35 AM » |
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Great day out, wouldn't recommend going on the rides if you're easily made sick.
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« Reply #9 on: 14 October 2010, 11:37 AM » |
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Alton Towers is better in the summer because it is crawling with fanny.
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« Reply #10 on: 14 October 2010, 11:42 AM » |
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On the way there chasing the girls in your muff wagon.
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« Reply #11 on: 14 October 2010, 11:44 AM » |
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Not following lad, If you are quoting the Inbetweeners I wasnt, It is generally crawling with fanny, anybody ever been to Drayton Manor? It is a bit shíte but they have 2 or 3 decent rides.
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« Reply #12 on: 14 October 2010, 11:47 AM » |
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Yea I was, that was Thorpe park, I've been there and it's class, not been to Drayton Manor, I prefer Aqua parks myself.
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« Reply #13 on: 14 October 2010, 12:12 PM » |
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Love Drayton manor Pirate adventure is one of the greatest of all time.
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« Reply #14 on: 19 October 2010, 01:11 PM » |
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Worst theme park ever
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« Reply #15 on: 19 October 2010, 01:14 PM » |
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Worst theme park ever
Alton Towers or Drayton Manor? The Pirates Adventure doesn't sound too clever. |
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« Reply #16 on: 19 October 2010, 01:16 PM » |
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Alton Towers or Drayton Manor?
The Pirates Adventure doesn't sound too clever.
Alton Towers. What the fcúk is so good about pirates? Benders, the lot of 'em |
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« Reply #17 on: 19 October 2010, 01:18 PM » |
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Alton Towers. What the fcúk is so good about pirates? Benders, the lot of 'em
I thought it was Drayton the Pirates were being talked about, & yes I agree, they're probably all bummers. I quite like Alton towers though, apart from that 13. I'll never get that hour back. |
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« Reply #18 on: 19 October 2010, 01:20 PM » |
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Pirate adventure is the best ride i've ever been on. You wouldn't be saying that if you'd been on it.  |
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« Reply #19 on: 19 October 2010, 01:20 PM » |
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Agreed. Worst ride ever. Piss poor.
We queued in the flippin' rain for it as well. I've made better rides on Theme Park.
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« Reply #20 on: 19 October 2010, 01:22 PM » |
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Agreed. Worst ride ever. Piss poor.
We queued in the flippin' rain for it as well. I've made better rides on Theme Park.
We queued in the sun & it was no better. |
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« Reply #21 on: 19 October 2010, 01:39 PM » |
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"For some things there is no rational explanation, there is no way out, there is no happy ending to this story. Welcome to the unknown, welcome to eternal darkness, welcome to... oblivion!!!
I recommend putting head phones on and listening to the Final Countdown whilst on board.
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« Reply #22 on: 19 October 2010, 01:47 PM » |
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Oblivion is flipping ace! I am usually a rational grown up but a good rollercoaster & I'm a kid again.
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« Reply #23 on: 19 October 2010, 01:49 PM » |
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That is one ride that is worth the long, long wait.
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« Reply #24 on: 19 October 2010, 02:18 PM » |
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No theme park rides are worth queuing for over an hour IMO.
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