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« Reply #75 on: 30 September 2010, 11:23 PM » |
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My dog said she would throw her dentastix at your head if this laptop was 3d.
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« Reply #76 on: 30 September 2010, 11:24 PM » |
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I'm not even going to use Google interpreter
You all sicken me.
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Everybody is a genius. But, if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will spend its whole life believing that it is stupid
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« Reply #77 on: 30 September 2010, 11:25 PM » |
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They should be forced to use ss instead.
That's an Eszett, flower, not an umlaut. |
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Diana Prince
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« Reply #78 on: 30 September 2010, 11:28 PM » |
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My dog seems quite bright, but she can't actually speak.
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« Reply #79 on: 30 September 2010, 11:29 PM » |
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That's an Eszett, flower, not an umlaut.
Meine Deutsch ist nicht gut. Kleine frau. |
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« Reply #80 on: 30 September 2010, 11:31 PM » |
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I think they have the most massageable ears in dog history btw.
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« Reply #81 on: 30 September 2010, 11:51 PM » |
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I think they have the most massageable ears in dog history btw.
Is that not verging on beastiality? |
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Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, and professionals built the Titanic.
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« Reply #82 on: 30 September 2010, 11:54 PM » |
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In what way?
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« Reply #83 on: 30 September 2010, 11:54 PM » |
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I think they have the most massageable ears in dog history btw.
Would you rub your cock on them? |
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I have learned never to ridicule any man's opinion, however strange it may seem - ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE - Like fúck I have.
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« Reply #84 on: 30 September 2010, 11:55 PM » |
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Sick on toast.
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« Reply #85 on: 30 September 2010, 11:57 PM » |
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Sick on toast.
you think thats bad diddle, dont ever google that word to find the correct spelling........im still in shock and was very nearly sick! |
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« Reply #86 on: 01 October 2010, 12:06 AM » |
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Look at the first 6 words of your signature. It is something no one should ever want to try, if so they're really not all right in head.
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« Reply #87 on: 01 October 2010, 12:16 AM » |
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Look at the first 6 words of your signature. It is something no one should ever want to try, if so they're really not all right in head.
It says never be afraid to try something new, it doesn't say anything about trying something thats downright sick and illegal, and I apologise for my original post. |
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« Reply #88 on: 01 October 2010, 09:26 AM » |
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Actually, the first 6 words are:
Never be afraid to try something
A motto well worth adopting for all of us.
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« Reply #89 on: 01 October 2010, 04:18 PM » |
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I think they have the most massageable ears in dog history btw.
That is without a question the gayest thing that I have ever read, I dont think you would find gayer on Dale Wintons Blackberry. |
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« Reply #90 on: 01 October 2010, 06:26 PM » |
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If my dog falls asleep/lies near me and puts her head near me, I sometimes pet/stroke/massage/? her ears. They;re really floppy. Yes my middle name is lame.
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« Reply #91 on: 01 October 2010, 06:48 PM » |
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That is without a question the gayest thing that I have ever read, I dont think you would find gayer on Dale Wintons Blackberry.
Would massaging Dale Winton's ears be gayer? |
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« Reply #92 on: 01 October 2010, 09:45 PM » |
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Would massaging Dale Winton's ears be gayer?
If he was sucking your cock at the same time: yes. |
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« Reply #93 on: 01 October 2010, 09:46 PM » |
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If he was sucking your cock at the same time: yes.
Are dogs (not the slags in Bolton town centre type) capable of giving head? |
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« Reply #94 on: 01 October 2010, 09:47 PM » |
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Ask Diddles or Swanny, they'll know for sure.
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« Reply #95 on: 01 October 2010, 09:48 PM » |
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Are dogs (not the slags in Bolton town centre type) capable of giving head?
I've got a story about a woman who used to work at Metalbox, a jar of marmite and an alsation. |
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« Reply #96 on: 01 October 2010, 09:50 PM » |
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I've got a story about a woman who used to work at Metalbox, a jar of marmite and an alsation.
I think you may have to share this story. Thing is though, what kind of a sick creature licks marmite? |
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« Reply #97 on: 01 October 2010, 09:51 PM » |
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Marmite should be made illegal.
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« Reply #98 on: 01 October 2010, 09:57 PM » |
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A few people from Metalbox went out on the piss together. In the group was a husband and wife who both worked there. Part way through the evening the woman says she's not feeling well and needs to go home but tells her husband to stay out for a few more drinks. After he's had 1 more drink him and a few mates decide to go back his for a few more beers. They walk in and his Mrs is lay on the couch with her legs spread while their pet alsation licks marmite off her minge.
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« Reply #99 on: 01 October 2010, 10:16 PM » |
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And he told folk? Or was it his mates who told it? Either way, if he'd have been doing it right in the first place, Fido wouldn't have to oblige.
It does make you wonder though, how much beastiality actually goes on behind closed doors.
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