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« Reply #25 on: 19 September 2010, 07:46 PM » |
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I did have a customer enquire about them a couple of weeks back, he said a gentleman had torn his scotum and revealed he had a lump down there. He then proceeded to tell me that it wasn't cancerous after they ran tests but he had a hole that needed clean bandages every day to prevent infection.
It wasn't the most pleasant conversation I've ever had in all honesty.
Fair fúcks to you for not pissing yourself on every call that comes in. I would. |
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« Reply #26 on: 19 September 2010, 07:48 PM » |
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Fair fúcks to you for not pissing yourself on every call that comes in. I would.
You could probably do with some of those incontinence pants. |
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« Reply #27 on: 19 September 2010, 07:49 PM » |
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You could probably do with some of those incontinence pants.
And why is that, Manny? |
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« Reply #28 on: 19 September 2010, 07:52 PM » |
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Fair fúcks to you for not pissing yourself on every call that comes in. I would.
Vaginal speculum. |
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« Reply #29 on: 19 September 2010, 07:53 PM » |
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I probably should have said you'd have needed them if you worked there. What with pissing yourself on every call.  |
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« Reply #30 on: 19 September 2010, 07:54 PM » |
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Vaginal speculum.
I've had to look that up. You're a sick man. |
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« Reply #31 on: 19 September 2010, 07:55 PM » |
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I probably should have said you'd have needed them if you worked there. What with pissing yourself on every call. Bloody right I would. I'd expect a tena lady allowance. Infact, 1man should have his own blog and let us know of some of the calls he gets in. |
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« Reply #32 on: 19 September 2010, 08:09 PM » |
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I've had to look that up. You're a sick man.
One is listed as 'Vaginal speculum with ratchet'. Make of the what you will. As for the blog I will update you all when I get one. Try a ring pessary DP. |
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« Reply #33 on: 19 September 2010, 08:13 PM » |
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One is listed as 'Vaginal speculum with ratchet'. Make of the what you will.
As for the blog I will update you all when I get one. Try a ring pessary DP.
I've had to look that one up too  and yes, you're right, as I've not dropped sprogs and have kept up the pelvic floors, I think that's all I'd need to stay dry which doing your job. |
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« Reply #34 on: 19 September 2010, 08:20 PM » |
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I've had to look that one up too and yes, you're right, as I've not dropped sprogs and have kept up the pelvic floors, I think that's all I'd need to stay dry which doing your job. I'll be sure to inform them your CV is on it's way tomorrow. |
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« Reply #35 on: 20 September 2010, 01:45 PM » |
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The very reputable Bunzl Healthcare.
I know a lad who works there - initials are KG....... good goalkeeper |
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« Reply #36 on: 20 September 2010, 01:47 PM » |
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I know a lad who works there - initials are KG....... good goalkeeper
I've heard he's one of the best in the business me. I also know he's trying to blag tomorrow afternoon off so he can go to the game tomorrow night. |
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« Reply #37 on: 20 September 2010, 01:48 PM » |
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I've heard he's one of the best in the business me. I also know he's trying to blag tomorrow afternoon off so he can go to the game tomorrow night.
Interesting, I've played football with the lad many a time before - we also had a similar experience with Peter Kay tickets. If you know who I mean, pass on my regards. |
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« Reply #38 on: 20 September 2010, 01:54 PM » |
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Interesting, I've played football with the lad many a time before - we also had a similar experience with Peter Kay tickets. If you know who I mean, pass on my regards.
Passed on already.... Think that clarifies who you are Batman! |
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« Reply #39 on: 20 September 2010, 01:54 PM » |
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Passed on already....
Think that clarifies who you are Batman!
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« Reply #40 on: 20 September 2010, 02:08 PM » |
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He said if you ever need a top drawer keeper give him a shout. Any of the other lot post on here? |
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« Reply #41 on: 20 September 2010, 02:49 PM » |
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Not that I'm aware of, I don't even think they can spell.
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« Reply #42 on: 20 September 2010, 02:56 PM » |
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Not that I'm aware of, I don't even think they can spell.
Wouldn't surprise me. If I don't get some time off tomorrow to get to the game on a freebie, work can go fcúk themselves. Ungrateful (unts. |
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« Reply #43 on: 20 September 2010, 05:19 PM » |
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Can you arrange to wank each other off more discreetly, thanks.
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« Reply #44 on: 20 September 2010, 05:21 PM » |
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Can you arrange to wank each other off more discreetly, thanks.
Upset at not being invited? |
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« Reply #45 on: 20 September 2010, 05:22 PM » |
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Upset at not being invited?
A little but that is beside the point, I at least show a bit of disgression and do it via PM. |
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« Reply #46 on: 20 September 2010, 05:23 PM » |
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A little but that is beside the point, I at least show a bit of disgression and do it via PM.
Nah, this is much more public and much more fun. Where are you having your works' christmas do this year Sharpo? |
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« Reply #47 on: 20 September 2010, 05:45 PM » |
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I cant remember what the place is called, some posh looking place in Manchester.
Why do you ask ginge?
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« Reply #48 on: 20 September 2010, 06:01 PM » |
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A little but that is beside the point, I at least show a bit of disgression and do it via PM.
Sorry Sharps, I shall remember for future reference. |
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