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« on: 18 September 2010, 12:07 PM »

I fcuking hate stock take, in work on a Saturday is fcuking scandalous, I could have gone to Villa instead of being sat here doing nothing.

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« Reply #1 on: 18 September 2010, 12:35 PM »

I fcuking hate stock take, in work on a Saturday is fcuking scandalous, I could have gone to Villa instead of being sat here doing nothing.

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Hope your getting paid extra for going in.
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« Reply #2 on: 18 September 2010, 12:46 PM »

Hope your getting paid extra for going in.

If they don't I might come over all Raoul Moat.

I'm hoping I can get away in time to catch the match at the pub, but I'm not holding my breath.
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« Reply #3 on: 18 September 2010, 01:40 PM »

If they don't I might come over all Raoul Moat.

I'm hoping I can get away in time to catch the match at the pub, but I'm not holding my breath.

If you want to come on Raoul Moat then I suggest you buy a good shovel.
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« Reply #4 on: 18 September 2010, 01:44 PM »

If you want to come on Raoul Moat then I suggest you buy a good shovel.

I think cutting off my own eyelids would be more entertaining than this, I'm bored shitless.
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« Reply #5 on: 18 September 2010, 05:03 PM »

Stock take? Do you have a rubbish job?
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« Reply #6 on: 18 September 2010, 08:17 PM »

Stock take? Do you have a rubbish job?

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« Reply #7 on: 18 September 2010, 08:48 PM »

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Brown noser.
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« Reply #8 on: 18 September 2010, 08:53 PM »

Brown noser.

I bet you love it even more you paedo
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« Reply #9 on: 18 September 2010, 09:02 PM »

I bet you love it even more you paedo

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« Reply #10 on: 18 September 2010, 10:54 PM »

Stock take? Do you have a rubbish job?

Squidgy thinks DP should make her mind up if she runs with the hares or hunts with the hounds.
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« Reply #11 on: 18 September 2010, 10:57 PM »

Squidgy thinks DP should make her mind up if she runs with the hares or hunts with the hounds.
DP really hasn't a fúcking clue what you're on about.
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« Reply #12 on: 18 September 2010, 11:04 PM »

DP really hasn't a fúcking clue what you're on about.

I just don't get you a lot of the time.

You seem to look down your nose at anything vaguely working class, but spend most of your waking hours conversing with them on the internet.

There, I said it.
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« Reply #13 on: 18 September 2010, 11:06 PM »

I just don't get you a lot of the time.

You seem to look down your nose at anything vaguely working class, but spend most of your waking hours conversing with them on the internet.

There, I said it.

Frankly, you need to take the internet far less seriously.
There I've said that.
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« Reply #14 on: 19 September 2010, 07:55 AM »

Frankly, you need to take the internet far less seriously.
 

Averaging over 8 posts a day for a year and a half.Now that's taking it seriously.

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« Reply #15 on: 19 September 2010, 08:54 AM »

Frankly, you need to take the internet far less seriously.
There I've said that.

Ignore him, Squidgy you are really wet at times.
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« Reply #16 on: 19 September 2010, 09:17 AM »

Averaging over 8 posts a day for a year and a half.Now that's taking it seriously.



No, it's dicking about whilst working, love.
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« Reply #17 on: 19 September 2010, 07:28 PM »

All in all, I left early enough to get to the pub for the match yesterday, and got the day off today. No complaints here.

And DP, yes the job's shíte. Hence sloping off for a crafty wank now and then.
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« Reply #18 on: 19 September 2010, 07:30 PM »

All in all, I left early enough to get to the pub for the match yesterday, and got the day off today. No complaints here.

And DP, yes the job's shíte. Hence sloping off for a crafty wank now and then.

Who you work for?
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« Reply #19 on: 19 September 2010, 07:31 PM »

Who you work for?

The very reputable Bunzl Healthcare.
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« Reply #20 on: 19 September 2010, 07:33 PM »

The very reputable Bunzl Healthcare.

So, you've been counting adult nappies and syringes then?
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« Reply #21 on: 19 September 2010, 07:34 PM »

Neverheard of them.
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« Reply #22 on: 19 September 2010, 07:35 PM »

So, you've been counting adult nappies and syringes then?

Fortunately, I'm in customer service, so I was only inputting, fcúk counting body bags and incontinence pants, not to mention scrotal bandages....
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« Reply #23 on: 19 September 2010, 07:36 PM »

Fortunately, I'm in customer service, so I was only inputting, fcúk counting body bags and incontinence pants, not to mention scrotal bandages....

So, why would someone need a scrotal bandage? I'm genuinely interested. Grin
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« Reply #24 on: 19 September 2010, 07:39 PM »

So, why would someone need a scrotal bandage? I'm genuinely interested. Grin

I did have a customer enquire about them a couple of weeks back, he said a gentleman had torn his scotum and revealed he had a lump down there. He then proceeded to tell me that it wasn't cancerous after they ran tests but he had a hole that needed clean bandages every day to prevent infection.

It wasn't the most pleasant conversation I've ever had in all honesty.
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