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« Reply #25 on: 13 September 2010, 04:51 PM »

Spazzy Darren?

Maybe...

Jitka?

Never been to Amsterdam, And I definitely don't know Amos....
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« Reply #26 on: 13 September 2010, 04:51 PM »

Who's Ruth?
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« Reply #27 on: 13 September 2010, 04:52 PM »

I only know 5 women on here. Me, DP, bigsamsarmyusa, Howfen & spudulika.

It's you, isn't it? Don't be coy, you love a man in sandals & socks.
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« Reply #28 on: 13 September 2010, 04:52 PM »

Who's Ruth?

I'm not Ruth, but I am intrigued as to who she is.
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« Reply #29 on: 13 September 2010, 04:54 PM »

I'm not Ruth, but I am intrigued as to who she is.

Squidgys fcúk buddy.
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« Reply #30 on: 13 September 2010, 05:17 PM »

I'm not Ruth, but I am intrigued as to who she is.

Do you go watching Bolton?
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« Reply #31 on: 13 September 2010, 05:55 PM »

Do you go watching Bolton?

I do indeed.
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« Reply #32 on: 13 September 2010, 05:59 PM »

Are people who go to matches seriously saying they don't know who Ruth is.
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« Reply #33 on: 13 September 2010, 06:00 PM »

Are people who go to matches seriously saying they don't know who Ruth is.

I can confirm that is correct. Any more info, I may know her, but not as Ruth....
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« Reply #34 on: 13 September 2010, 06:03 PM »

I can confirm that is correct. Any more info, I may know her, but not as Ruth....

Miserable owd bint with a pensioners perm, saggy tits, wears an anorak. Sells programmes and hasn't missed a game home or away since 1923.
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« Reply #35 on: 13 September 2010, 06:05 PM »

Miserable owd bint with a pensioners perm, saggy tits, wears an anorak. Sells programmes and hasn't missed a game home or away since 1923.

I believe I know who you are talking about now. Travel club elite member?
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« Reply #36 on: 13 September 2010, 06:10 PM »

I believe I know who you are talking about now. Travel club elite member?

That's the one. Next time you're sat with her sucking on a werther, you can say, how do Ruth.
Though, I've now filed you under loser for travelling with the official cretins.

Edit: Cretin? I said Móng actually! Tsk
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« Reply #37 on: 13 September 2010, 06:13 PM »

That's the one. Next time you're sat with her sucking on a werther, you can say, how do Ruth.
Though, I've now filed you under loser for travelling with the official cretins.

Cretins? Grin

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« Reply #38 on: 13 September 2010, 06:18 PM »

That's the one. Next time you're sat with her sucking on a werther, you can say, how do Ruth.
Though, I've now filed you under loser for travelling with the official cretins.

Edit: Cretin? I said Móng actually! Tsk

Woah DP, I don't use the official travel, I don't enjoy the taste of the windows. I go with the WW.
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« Reply #39 on: 13 September 2010, 06:22 PM »

Woah DP, I don't use the official travel, I don't enjoy the taste of the windows. I go with the WW.

Howd on. They don't have official travel on WW, just some not rights, a transit, a big bag of the devils dandruff and a crate of strongbow.
I clearly do know you then. Grin
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« Reply #40 on: 13 September 2010, 06:26 PM »

Howd on. They don't have official travel on WW, just some not rights, a transit, a big bag of the devils dandruff and a crate of strongbow.
I clearly do know you then. Grin

Substitute Strongbow for literally any other beer and you're laughing. Sounds like you've been before!

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« Reply #41 on: 13 September 2010, 06:28 PM »


Substitute Strongbow for literally any other beer and you're laughing. Sounds like you've been before!

Been? I'm am the cliche!
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« Reply #42 on: 13 September 2010, 06:29 PM »

Been? I'm am the cliche!

P.S We aren't talking Wanderers Ways here.....
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« Reply #43 on: 13 September 2010, 06:31 PM »

P.S We aren't talking Wanderers Ways here.....

I was
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« Reply #44 on: 13 September 2010, 06:33 PM »

I was

I'm talking Walkden Whites, but in all honesty it's very much the same premise.....
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« Reply #45 on: 13 September 2010, 06:47 PM »

I'm talking Walkden Whites, but in all honesty it's very much the same premise.....

Oh they're not right too. Though it's too rough round there for folk of my social demographic to venture.
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« Reply #46 on: 13 September 2010, 06:53 PM »

Oh they're not right too. Though it's too rough round there for folk of my social demographic to venture.

Most certainly.
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« Reply #47 on: 13 September 2010, 07:08 PM »

I'm still waiting for someone to tell me who Squidgy's bird is.
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« Reply #48 on: 13 September 2010, 07:09 PM »

I'm still waiting for someone to tell me who Squidgy's bird is.

Spudders.
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« Reply #49 on: 13 September 2010, 07:10 PM »

Spudders.

I think you're messing with me now DP.

Spudders is surely about 15?
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