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« on: 12 September 2010, 09:24 AM »

Suggestions on what I should do to him.
The more brutal the better.
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« Reply #1 on: 12 September 2010, 09:48 AM »

You tie his arms to your car and i'll tie his legs to mine and we'll have a tug of war.
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« Reply #2 on: 12 September 2010, 09:55 AM »

glue his eyeballs open and make him watch SKD shag his bird/sister/mum whilst lots of people in SKD masks laugh and point at him.
I'm more of a mental torture kind of girl in case you were wondering.  Grin
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« Reply #3 on: 12 September 2010, 10:02 AM »

I am in favour of both, probably DP's suggestion should be first.
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« Reply #4 on: 12 September 2010, 10:05 AM »

Get him to post on the-wanderer. Best punishment of the lot.
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« Reply #5 on: 12 September 2010, 10:33 AM »

I'm going to pin him down to a table with an industrial nail gun, then perform riverdance on his face whilst wearing running spikes.

Then I'm going to put salt and vinegar on his face.
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« Reply #6 on: 12 September 2010, 10:36 AM »

Remove the K and D keys from his key board.  Let's see what he can write about then!

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« Reply #7 on: 12 September 2010, 10:38 AM »

Evin Avies?
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« Reply #8 on: 12 September 2010, 11:36 AM »

You posted it in the wrong section so you should be banned.

You should also be banned for threats like is apparently the rule around here. But, of course, won't happen to one of the forum pets will it?
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« Reply #9 on: 12 September 2010, 12:08 PM »

I don't really think anyone intends to kidnap and torture you - so I see the thread as being intended as a bit of fun.  I thought to keep it that way I would post what I did.

You have a right to your views on Kevin Davies and I will endeavour to allow you to keep saying them - no matter how unpopular they may be to many people - but people also have a right to say that they don't agree with them - or you.

We post on a forum full of football supporters so we can’t expect people to be nice and PC to each other all the time – the vast majority of it is just harmless talk anyway.  So don’t take stuff like this thread too seriously and I’m sure you will be fine.
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« Reply #10 on: 12 September 2010, 03:35 PM »

You posted it in the wrong section so you should be banned.

You should also be banned for threats like is apparently the rule around here. But, of course, won't happen to one of the forum pets will it?

You are a prick and I would beat you to death with my bare hands rather than trying to injure you anyway other why.
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« Reply #11 on: 12 September 2010, 04:11 PM »

I don't really think anyone intends to kidnap and torture you

I doubt Amos ever intended to kill Natasha, but that was still enough to get him banned, despite considerable provocation.

Personally, I don't agree with Jayjay's opinions on Davies, or football I'm general, but devoting a thread to kidnapping and torturing him, despite the numerous threads he has devoted to Davies, is a touch excessive.

I'm sure it's all a bit of fun to those involved, but it does take the piss a little bit, especially when others have been banned for much less and moderators feel the need to add to the thread themselves opposed to deleting it!
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« Reply #12 on: 12 September 2010, 04:24 PM »

I doubt Amos ever intended to kill Natasha.

I was hoping he would. Turned out Amos was full of shíte though.
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« Reply #13 on: 12 September 2010, 05:09 PM »

ok, I am new on here been following for a couple of weeks and then decided to join as it seems a good banter on here, but  who is this Amos person.  I have seen the persons name a few times on a few threads and don't fully understand what all your gripe is about the person.  what happened and why was the person banned?
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« Reply #14 on: 12 September 2010, 06:21 PM »

Basically, people wound him up and he made death threats which then got him banned. He's now the piss take of BA . Back on topic, Diana id happily be one of the fellas in a SKD mask.
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« Reply #15 on: 12 September 2010, 06:30 PM »

You posted it in the wrong section so you should be banned.

You should also be banned for threats like is apparently the rule around here. But, of course, won't happen to one of the forum pets will it?

Forum pet? Unlikely, fella.

And if having a laugh is a banning offence, perhaps the forum needs renaming as Wanderersways.
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« Reply #16 on: 12 September 2010, 10:38 PM »

ok, I am new on here been following for a couple of weeks and then decided to join as it seems a good banter on here, but  who is this Amos person.  I have seen the persons name a few times on a few threads and don't fully understand what all your gripe is about the person.  what happened and why was the person banned?

Good to see you back Amos, not sure your cover will last long though.
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« Reply #17 on: 12 September 2010, 11:19 PM »

ok, I am new on here been following for a couple of weeks and then decided to join as it seems a good banter on here, but  who is this Amos person.  I have seen the persons name a few times on a few threads and don't fully understand what all your gripe is about the person.  what happened and why was the person banned?

For fucks sake...
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« Reply #18 on: 12 September 2010, 11:27 PM »

For fucks sake...

The dumb fcuk announced his arrival on BA on another forum. Undercover genius.
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« Reply #19 on: 12 September 2010, 11:29 PM »

I wouldn't mind him being back, it's just the fact he's come under a different name pretending he doesn't know Amos. Really, really sad
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« Reply #20 on: 12 September 2010, 11:34 PM »

I doubt Amos ever intended to kill Natasha, but that was still enough to get him banned, despite considerable provocation.

Personally, I don't agree with Jayjay's opinions on Davies, or football I'm general, but devoting a thread to kidnapping and torturing him, despite the numerous threads he has devoted to Davies, is a touch excessive.

I'm sure it's all a bit of fun to those involved, but it does take the piss a little bit, especially when others have been banned for much less and moderators feel the need to add to the thread themselves opposed to deleting it!

I’ve long given up worrying about people’s view of me as a mod, I’m not perfect, I do get things wrong from time to time, but I like to think I’m fair, reasonable and easy going.

If you think that I am crap at modding – then fair enough that’s your opinion but despite what you may think, I KNOW that both Amos and Jay Jay are happy in the way I have acted as a mod towards them – even if you don’t!

If you doubt me then feel free to contact Amos via pm over on tw, and Jay Jay on his youtube site.

But thank you anyway for your concern for both their well being and my apparent crapiness at doing my job on here.
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« Reply #21 on: 12 September 2010, 11:37 PM »

I’ve long given up worrying about people’s view of me as a mod, I’m not perfect, I do get things wrong from time to time, but I like to think I’m fair, reasonable and easy going.

If you think that I am crap at modding – then fair enough that’s your opinion but despite what you may think, I KNOW that both Amos and Jay Jay are happy in the way I have acted as a mod towards them – even if you don’t!

If you doubt me then feel free to contact Amos via pm over on tw, and Jay Jay on his youtube site.

But thank you anyway for your concern for both their well being and my apparent crapiness at doing my job on here.


I love you sluffy, ignore the wankers.
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« Reply #22 on: 12 September 2010, 11:39 PM »

I doubt Amos ever intended to kill Natasha, but that was still enough to get him banned, despite considerable provocation.

Personally, I don't agree with Jayjay's opinions on Davies, or football I'm general, but devoting a thread to kidnapping and torturing him, despite the numerous threads he has devoted to Davies, is a touch excessive.

I'm sure it's all a bit of fun to those involved, but it does take the piss a little bit, especially when others have been banned for much less and moderators feel the need to add to the thread themselves opposed to deleting it!

If you can't see the difference between Traf's tongue-in-cheek post and the DIE BITCH DIE OF CANCER YOU BITCH I HOPE YOU DIE BITCH rants of Amos I suggest you don't meet real people very much.
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« Reply #23 on: 12 September 2010, 11:43 PM »

DIE BITCH DIE OF CANCER YOU BITCH I HOPE YOU DIE BITCH

And that is why Amos will never show his face at the Reebok again! Grin
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« Reply #24 on: 13 September 2010, 10:50 PM »

Well at the end of the day Jay Jay could always go back to his own message board and talk to, erm... himself.
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