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« on: 07 September 2010, 10:08 PM » |
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This not some Amos life story type effort but just advising you all that my good arm is fucked and I am having to type with my non wanking arm so my spelling nd grammer will be even more shíte thn usual.
PS This wasnt a sex game gone wrong.
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Diana Prince
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« Reply #1 on: 07 September 2010, 10:15 PM » |
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Shut up you girl.
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Big_Sharps
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« Reply #2 on: 07 September 2010, 10:22 PM » |
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Shut up you girl.
You know full well tht certain people will be on my case if my posts are littered with more mistkes than usual. |
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« Last Edit: 07 September 2010, 11:42 PM by Manny »
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Howfen White
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« Reply #3 on: 07 September 2010, 10:46 PM » |
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If you can't type with one hand then you're even more of a retard than I thought. A fractured elbow is no excuse for poor spelling and grammar. Just go back to primary school and you might learn something
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« Reply #4 on: 07 September 2010, 11:42 PM » |
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This not some Amos life story type effort but just advising you all that my good arm is fucked and I am having to type with my non wanking arm so my spelling nd grammer will be even more shíte thn usual.
PS This wasnt a sex game gone wrong.
All you need to do now is invent a bar where everyone buys you drinks and you have reached your goal: YOU WILL BE AMOS. |
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Fair play to you then if you're willing to share your knickers with a willy.
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Chris Rabz
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« Reply #5 on: 08 September 2010, 01:49 AM » |
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That's Sharps and Howfen vying to be Amos II apparently. But we all know that he was unique. There can be no imitation.
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When routine bites hard, and ambitions are low. When resentment rides high, but emotion won't grow... And we're changing our ways, taking different roads. Love... Love will tear us apart, again.
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« Reply #6 on: 08 September 2010, 08:30 AM » |
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The things some folk will do for a sick note. Hang on, you currently have a sick note for falling over and now you'll have another one for....... falling over.
You're either a big gormless fucker whose head is too far away from his feet or you have been watching Uncle Albert fall down manholes/cellars.
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GOD, he's just as real as Santa Claus to me, as there's evidence of both. |
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Batman
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« Reply #7 on: 08 September 2010, 08:40 AM » |
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Annoucement?
Your elbow might be fractured, you big pansy, but I have some bad news for you - it appears that you are also a spastic.
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Big_Sharps
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« Reply #8 on: 08 September 2010, 08:52 AM » |
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The things some folk will do for a sick note. Hang on, you currently have a sick note for falling over and now you'll have another one for....... falling over.
You're either a big gormless fucker whose head is too far away from his feet or you have been watching Uncle Albert fall down manholes/cellars.
How dare you take my good name in vain. |
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Keegan
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« Reply #9 on: 10 September 2010, 05:31 PM » |
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To add to the sicknotes, I have a stiff neck - my viagra got stuck in my throat.
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"I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness because it shows me the stars.”
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Big_Sharps
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« Reply #10 on: 12 September 2010, 10:16 AM » |
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To add to the sicknotes, I have a stiff neck - my viagra got stuck in my throat.
Least you havn't hurt your elbow, I imagine your hunting abilities would suffer. |
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Batman
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« Reply #11 on: 12 September 2010, 10:22 AM » |
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I have a bit of a sore chest today - hurts.
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Big_Sharps
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« Reply #12 on: 12 September 2010, 10:23 AM » |
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I have a bit of a sore chest today - hurts.
Nobody gives a shíte about the welfare of gingers. |
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Batman
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« Reply #13 on: 12 September 2010, 10:24 AM » |
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Nobody gives a shíte about the welfare of gingers.
Adam, you've hurt my feelings. If I was feeling up to it I'd come over and sweet chin music you. |
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Big_Sharps
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« Reply #14 on: 12 September 2010, 10:27 AM » |
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Adam, you've hurt my feelings. If I was feeling up to it I'd come over and sweet chin music you.
People dont like gingers it is fact, "I'm not telling you something that you don't already know" |
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« Reply #15 on: 12 September 2010, 10:31 AM » |
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How did you fracture it?
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« Reply #16 on: 12 September 2010, 10:31 AM » |
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Wanking violently
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Everybody is a genius. But, if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will spend its whole life believing that it is stupid
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« Reply #17 on: 12 September 2010, 10:33 AM » |
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High heels are meant to be very awkward, in fairness.
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Big_Sharps
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« Reply #18 on: 12 September 2010, 10:34 AM » |
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Wanking violently
I am quite a timid masterbator to be fair |
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« Reply #19 on: 12 September 2010, 11:51 AM » |
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You're such a spaz anyway it won't make any difference. Without the announcement (amos) nobody would have noticed. And. Nobody cares.
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Keegan
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« Reply #20 on: 12 September 2010, 07:13 PM » |
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Least you havn't hurt your elbow, I imagine your hunting abilities would suffer.
I didn't know you (unt? I mean, hunt? |
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"I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness because it shows me the stars.”
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« Reply #21 on: 13 September 2010, 12:00 PM » |
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Shut up you girl.
Manny may has well of locked the thread at that. |
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I have learned never to ridicule any man's opinion, however strange it may seem - ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE - Like fúck I have.
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