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« Reply #25 on: 07 September 2010, 01:49 PM » |
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Be careful mate. People have been known to lose their jobs for toilet wanking.
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« Reply #26 on: 07 September 2010, 01:50 PM » |
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Surely it wouldn't be as good the second time around? At least wait until tommorrow.
I'll see how afternoon pans out, the 30 something divorcees usually talke a reet load of smut in an afternoon. Could go either way this one. Be careful mate. People have been known to lose their jobs for toilet wanking.
So I've heard. Trick is to lock the cubicle after you. |
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« Reply #27 on: 07 September 2010, 01:51 PM » |
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Must be brilliant working at McDonalds
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« Reply #28 on: 07 September 2010, 01:52 PM » |
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Must be brilliant working at McDonalds
If only life was that good. |
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« Reply #29 on: 07 September 2010, 01:52 PM » |
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I'll see how afternoon pans out, the 30 something divorcees usually talke a reet load of smut in an afternoon.
Could go either way this one.
So I've heard. Trick is to lock the cubicle after you.
Best to go in the disabled lav - plenty of space to spread out. |
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« Reply #30 on: 07 September 2010, 01:56 PM » |
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Best to go in the disabled lav - plenty of space to spread out.
The lift would be ideal, rush of getting caught. Except for the fat lazy bastards who refuse to walk up a flight of stairs will mean I'd definitely get caught. |
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« Reply #31 on: 07 September 2010, 02:00 PM » |
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A crafty wank in work......
I hope you burn in Hell. I am currently setting up a website to inform employers of the dangers of letting their staff wank off in the bogs. |
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Fair play to you then if you're willing to share your knickers with a willy.
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« Reply #32 on: 07 September 2010, 02:01 PM » |
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What dangers need to be considered Natasha?
P.S It was in my dinner hour, therefore I'm not being paid to do it.
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« Reply #33 on: 07 September 2010, 02:02 PM » |
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I may have another later now.
Would twice in the same day be taking the piss?
Not if you don't smoke. Those smelly bástards leave the office on the hour every hour don't they for their addiction & that's ok. Not forgetting them that pray. In fact, why not ask HR for a wánking room. |
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« Reply #34 on: 07 September 2010, 02:04 PM » |
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Not if you don't smoke. Those smelly bástards leave the office on the hour every hour don't they for their addiction & that's ok. Not forgetting them that pray. In fact, why not ask HR for a wánking room.
That's probably the best idea I've heard in a long time. If I claim addiction it amy even support the cause of said wanking room. They could convert the stock cupboard, just keep a bit of upscale porn in there. |
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« Reply #35 on: 07 September 2010, 02:05 PM » |
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What dangers need to be considered Natasha?
It's not the danger to you, but the danger to others. An elderly member of my staff recently walked in on an employee masturbating into the sink. He didn't even have the courtesy to stop...he just carried on until he'd finished. She hasn't been the same since and now refuses to clean the mens sinks. |
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« Reply #36 on: 07 September 2010, 02:05 PM » |
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It's not the danger to you, but the danger to others.
An elderly member of my staff recently walked in on an employee masturbating into the sink. He didn't even have the courtesy to stop...he just carried on until he'd finished. She hasn't been the same since and now refuses to clean the mens sinks.
What the fcúk was he wanking into the sink for? |
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« Reply #37 on: 07 September 2010, 02:12 PM » |
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That's probably the best idea I've heard in a long time. If I claim addiction it amy even support the cause of said wanking room.
If your employer provided a wanking room and encouraged the staff to masturbate how many would you have per day? |
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« Reply #38 on: 07 September 2010, 02:14 PM » |
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If your employer provided a wanking room and encouraged the staff to masturbate how many would you have per day?
Does this include having to carry out my usual job in the process? I'd settle for 3, not enough time for an early morning one, I get in work bang on half 8. |
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« Reply #39 on: 07 September 2010, 02:19 PM » |
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Does this include having to carry out my usual job in the process?
I'd settle for 3, not enough time for an early morning one, I get in work bang on half 8.
Yes, I meant not wanking too much so as to be able to do your job as well 15 wanks a week during the day still seems a lot though.I've a feeling that combined with the normal home wanking you'd flake out. |
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« Reply #40 on: 07 September 2010, 02:20 PM » |
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with the normal home wanking you'd flake out.
Your hair would... |
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« Reply #41 on: 07 September 2010, 02:20 PM » |
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When you put it like that, it may be a tad excessive. Maybe just take slightly longer at luch instead?
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« Reply #42 on: 07 September 2010, 03:42 PM » |
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A crafty wank in work......
Dont feel ashsmed brother, you are in esteemed company. |
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« Reply #43 on: 07 September 2010, 03:54 PM » |
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Just an update, I didn't bother having another, a lady friend of mine is off to the pub with us tonight and she has a free house, thought I'd save myself for the money shot.
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« Reply #44 on: 07 September 2010, 11:25 PM » |
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Just an update, I didn't bother having another, a lady friend of mine is off to the pub with us tonight and she has a free house, thought I'd save myself for the money shot.
I hope you had a good spunky time |
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« Reply #45 on: 08 September 2010, 10:52 AM » |
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I hope you had a good spunky time
Aye. Got her right in the eye. |
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