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« on: 06 September 2010, 09:26 PM » |
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Other than sex with the wife, have you recently had something for the first time in a while?
I'd a packet of scampi fries earlier, not had them for ages. Not as good as they used to be , but my fingers smell like I've had a night in Ritzy's.
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« Reply #1 on: 06 September 2010, 09:28 PM » |
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Other than sex with the wife, have you recently had something for the first time in a while?
I'd a packet of scampi fries earlier, not had them for ages. Not as good as they used to be , but my fingers smell like I've had a night in Ritzy's.
I had nic nacs earlier, I really liked the cheese ones but they seem to be defunct. Is Ritzys that old place where you and the midget used to go in your hayday? |
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« Reply #2 on: 06 September 2010, 09:29 PM » |
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They sell them in a local wine merchants. I fúcking love them! Someone told me they sell them in a multipack with the bacon fries, but I'd have to go in Morrisons, so I decided against.
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« Reply #3 on: 06 September 2010, 09:31 PM » |
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A good chat/catchup with my old neighbour and friend who now lives in Canada.
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« Reply #4 on: 06 September 2010, 09:33 PM » |
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A water bill.
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« Reply #5 on: 06 September 2010, 09:36 PM » |
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Is Ritzys that old place where you and the midget used to go in your hayday?
Don't knock it. Seeing as you were tied down at 16 I can only presume your heyday was for approx. 4 weeks on the wreck off Swan Lane. |
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« Reply #6 on: 06 September 2010, 09:40 PM » |
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Don't knock it. Seeing as you were tied down at 16 I can only presume your heyday was for approx. 4 weeks on the wreck off Swan Lane.
Please my eldest isnt even 3 and I am 24, dont you worry darling, I have been to town many a time. |
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« Reply #7 on: 06 September 2010, 09:41 PM » |
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Please my eldest isnt even 3 and I am 24, dont you worry darling, I have been to town many a time.
Ooooh, 21. My mistake. |
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« Reply #8 on: 06 September 2010, 09:42 PM » |
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Ooooh, 21. My mistake.
I chose the life of 2.4 children rather than 24 cats, time will tell who was right I suppose. |
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« Reply #9 on: 06 September 2010, 09:46 PM » |
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I chose the life of 2.4 children rather than 24 cats, time will tell who was right I suppose.
Cats? You're getting confused. It must be the kids screaming, the wife nagging, the neighbours arguing and the smell of wet nappies doing it. |
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« Reply #10 on: 06 September 2010, 09:48 PM » |
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Cats? You're getting confused. It must be the kids screaming, the wife nagging, the neighbours arguing and the smell of wet nappies doing it.
Wife? Marriage is for mugs, stop ruining trafs thread with your claptrap! |
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« Reply #11 on: 06 September 2010, 09:51 PM » |
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Wife? Marriage is for mugs, stop ruining trafs thread with your claptrap!
She'll still take you for every penny (and it probably is pennies) whether you've bothered to get a ring or not. Please note your first post on this and apologise to me for being a cock with me. I'm a seasoned professional , remember. |
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« Reply #12 on: 06 September 2010, 10:09 PM » |
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She'll still take you for every penny (and it probably is pennies) whether you've bothered to get a ring or not.
Please note your first post on this and apologise to me for being a cock with me. I'm a seasoned professional , remember.
Haha this amused me. |
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« Reply #13 on: 07 September 2010, 01:14 PM » |
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I had nic nacs earlier, I really liked the cheese ones but they seem to be defunct. Is Ritzys that old place where you and the midget used to go in your hayday?
Lemon scampi nik naks are the best. I just had Subway for lunch, first time in ages. Was so-so. |
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« Reply #14 on: 07 September 2010, 01:24 PM » |
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A kinder egg. I forgot how good them things tasted.  |
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« Reply #15 on: 07 September 2010, 01:33 PM » |
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I just had Subway for lunch, first time in ages. Was so-so.
Same here, it was rubbish. I'll not go again till I've forgotten how rubbish it was and think, oh I'll have a Subway. |
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« Reply #16 on: 07 September 2010, 01:34 PM » |
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Same here, it was rubbish. I'll not go again till I've forgotten how rubbish it was and think, oh I'll have a Subway.
Steak and cheese meal deal. £5.30 !!!! fcúk me, what a rip-off. Could have had something nice from the Arndale Market for that. Regret it now. |
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« Reply #17 on: 07 September 2010, 01:37 PM » |
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A crafty wank in work......
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« Reply #18 on: 07 September 2010, 01:42 PM » |
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At your desk in the pocket or in the fridges near the yoghurts?
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« Reply #19 on: 07 September 2010, 01:43 PM » |
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Popped into the toilet DP. Dinner time - always quiet as everyone buggers off out.
I feel slightly ashamed now.
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« Reply #20 on: 07 September 2010, 01:46 PM » |
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Popped into the toilet DP. Dinner time - always quiet as everyone buggers off out.
I feel slightly ashamed now.
Don't be. |
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« Reply #21 on: 07 September 2010, 01:47 PM » |
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« Reply #22 on: 07 September 2010, 01:48 PM » |
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I may have another later now.
Would twice in the same day be taking the piss?
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« Reply #23 on: 07 September 2010, 01:49 PM » |
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I may have another later now.
Would twice in the same day be taking the piss?
Surely it wouldn't be as good the second time around? At least wait until tommorrow. |
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« Reply #24 on: 07 September 2010, 01:49 PM » |
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I may have another later now.
Would twice in the same day be taking the piss?
I'd say it was entirely healthy. |
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