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« Reply #100 on: 14 September 2010, 12:59 PM »
Quote from: 1andonly1derer on 14 September 2010, 12:51 PM
I think making sure you don't get caught is the most important, and considering his possibly England's most recognisable player doesn't even remotely help Shrek.

He should've worn a gimp mask.
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« Reply #101 on: 14 September 2010, 01:04 PM »
Quote from: DaveBWFC on 14 September 2010, 12:59 PM
He should've worn a gimp mask.

The stupid skiprat.
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« Reply #102 on: 14 September 2010, 02:01 PM »
Collen's 2 claims to fame are (i) being married to a ginger feral skiprat and (ii) being the face of Asda's cheapo clothing.

I know which one pays the most: that's why she's staying with him.
She stayed after he got caught shagging grannies, so she'll definitely turn a blind eye this time too.
She's a money grabbing doormat.
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« Reply #103 on: 14 September 2010, 02:02 PM »
Quote from: 1andonly1derer on 14 September 2010, 12:51 PM
I think making sure you don't get caught is the most important, and considering his possibly England's most recognisable player doesn't even remotely help Shrek.


Me or Rooney?
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« Reply #104 on: 14 September 2010, 02:03 PM »
Men in general should always remember that it's only a crime if you get caught.
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« Reply #105 on: 14 September 2010, 02:08 PM »
Quote from: Big_Sharps on 14 September 2010, 02:02 PM

Me or Rooney?

The scouse one. But I suppose a gimp mask would come in handy if you were going to go for it.
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« Reply #106 on: 14 September 2010, 02:10 PM »
Quote from: traf on 14 September 2010, 02:03 PM
Men in general should always remember that it's only a crime if you get caught.

Too True
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« Reply #107 on: 14 September 2010, 02:12 PM »
Quote from: traf on 14 September 2010, 02:03 PM
Men in general should always remember that it's only a crime if you get caught.

And never apologise. If the missus had put more effort in, it wouldn't have happened.
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« Reply #108 on: 14 September 2010, 02:15 PM »
Quote from: 1andonly1derer on 14 September 2010, 02:12 PM
And never apologise. If the missus had put more effort in, it wouldn't have happened.

I take you received the text joke going round the other week too. Grin
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« Reply #109 on: 14 September 2010, 02:20 PM »
Quote from: Diana Prince on 14 September 2010, 02:15 PM
I take you received the text joke going round the other week too. Grin

Yes, and I shamelessly tried to pass it off as a smart musing of my own. Damn!
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