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« on: 31 August 2010, 10:50 PM » |
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My lads into magic a bit and when driving down Lever St the other day I noticed a shop called Illusions so I googled it.
It seems that it is infact nowt to do with magic (although Holly could show me a trick or two if she wanted).
My question is this, a lot of the people who work there specialise in B - Z.
Am I still innocent and virginal as I have no idea what this is.
It appears I can find out for 40 quid though.
Edit : I'm sure I recognise Nicole.
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« Reply #1 on: 31 August 2010, 10:54 PM » |
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Purely for research purposes, I've just had a look myself and I'm fairly sure I know Lana.
And she's minging.
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Everybody is a genius. But, if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will spend its whole life believing that it is stupid
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Diana Prince
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« Reply #2 on: 31 August 2010, 11:01 PM » |
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Howd on. You mean there's a knocking shop on Lever Street, which openly advertises their filth?
Bolton's a shithole, it really is.
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« Reply #3 on: 31 August 2010, 11:01 PM » |
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Aye, and it resembles a trout's gallery.
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« Reply #4 on: 31 August 2010, 11:05 PM » |
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Had a nosy at their website, this line tickled me in the context of the rest of the sentence. "we offer the highest standards in hygiene".
Looks at gallery...the word rough comes to mind. They all seem to have about 10 years taken off their age..and 'Angie' must have had at least 20 years taken off her age.
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Diana Prince
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« Reply #5 on: 31 August 2010, 11:06 PM » |
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Bugger, I'm going to have to look now.
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« Reply #6 on: 31 August 2010, 11:06 PM » |
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Andreas fit!!!
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« Reply #7 on: 31 August 2010, 11:10 PM » |
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Andreas fit!!!
I've just looked. If she's 32, then I'm Angelina Jolie's stunt double. A wizards sleeve and spaniels ears. Who'd pay for that? |
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« Reply #8 on: 31 August 2010, 11:13 PM » |
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Had to have a gander myself. I'm naive too. What is B-Z?
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« Reply #9 on: 31 August 2010, 11:13 PM » |
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Who'd pay for that?
Rooney. |
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« Reply #10 on: 31 August 2010, 11:14 PM » |
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Had to have a gander myself. I'm naive too. What is B-Z?
I'm pretending I know, so shhhhh, someone'll tell us soon surely. |
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« Reply #11 on: 31 August 2010, 11:15 PM » |
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That Andrea is defo not 32, surely? she looks over 50, not only that she looks like she's been just been in a gangbang with some crayola.
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« Reply #12 on: 31 August 2010, 11:16 PM » |
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Reet one of the girls specialises in A - Z.
I'm guessing that she does anal, the rest do everything else?
EDIT : There is a phone number there, who is going to volunteer to ring?
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« Last Edit: 31 August 2010, 11:19 PM by barryk32 »
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« Reply #13 on: 31 August 2010, 11:20 PM » |
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Reet one of the girls specialises in A - Z.
I'm guessing that she does anal, the rest do everything else?
How can someone specialise in that and still lead a normal life? Can these men not just go in the Swan on a Saturday? |
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« Reply #14 on: 31 August 2010, 11:23 PM » |
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I'm taking a stab at it. B-Z is every letter but A so she does anything but anal?  ?? In which case, you can opt for Brooke who offers the full A-Z package. No wonder she's 'very popular'! |
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« Reply #15 on: 31 August 2010, 11:26 PM » |
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Maybe women are wired up differently, but if I felt the need to pay, he'd have to be in decent nick and at the very least clean.
Though, having said that, the thought of any man going with a Tom makes me feel physically sick.
Have a wánk and keep your money in your pocket for goodness sake.
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« Reply #16 on: 31 August 2010, 11:28 PM » |
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They're women who have no respect for themselves.
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« Reply #17 on: 31 August 2010, 11:30 PM » |
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They're women who have no respect for themselves.
Or are very poorly educated and so couldn't earn that sort of money doing normal stuff. |
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« Reply #18 on: 31 August 2010, 11:32 PM » |
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They're women who have no respect for themselves.
They pay more tax than you young Didles. |
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« Reply #19 on: 31 August 2010, 11:36 PM » |
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They probably earn loads, they probably love it.
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« Reply #20 on: 31 August 2010, 11:39 PM » |
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If I can earn 40 notes per half hour for bonking women (less my 'rent' or whatever) I'd have a dabble.
Although they would have spend 27 minutes playing board games. I've not got two in me any more.
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« Reply #21 on: 31 August 2010, 11:39 PM » |
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They're women who have no respect for themselves.
Oh dear, naivety at its finest.. that statement might apply to some working girls but a good chunk of them know exactly what they are doing and are doing so by positive choice. Just look at the porn industry these days. |
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« Reply #22 on: 31 August 2010, 11:41 PM » |
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Maybe women are wired up differently, but if I felt the need to pay, he'd have to be in decent nick and at the very least clean.
As Jimbo has pointed out, they offer the best standards in hygiene, which is more can be said for the 'ladies' working Twedale Street, Rochdale, of any evening. They're butcher than I am and the last one I saw (out the car window this is) hadn't seen soap for a while. She was wearing trackies for one (hardly ideal for easy access) and a manky stained top. You're going to work, put some effort in!
Have a wánk and keep your money in your pocket for goodness sake.
Sound advice and one I've been following all my life. A guy where a used to work used to visit a place above a chippy in Bury. I have a feeling he was being ripped off though compared to these prices. It would often cost him close to £150. Maybe the standard of girl on offer was better. I doubt it can be worse. On a show of hands, if you had to hire one of Ilusion's finest, which would it be? I'd probably go for Sarah, assuming the facial disortion isn't to cover some bizare disfigurement. |
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« Reply #23 on: 31 August 2010, 11:41 PM » |
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If I can earn 40 notes per half hour for bonking women (less my 'rent' or whatever) I'd have a dabble.
Although they would have spend 27 minutes playing board games. I've not got two in me any more.
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Diana Prince
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« Reply #24 on: 31 August 2010, 11:43 PM » |
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I'd probably go for Sarah, assuming the facial disortion isn't to cover some bizare disfigurement.
I think I laughed too heartily at that & will probably burn in hell for that. |
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