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« on: 31 August 2010, 07:11 PM »

about 2 weeks ago i woke up with a very bad pain in one of the teeth at the bottom front, i rung the dentist and managed to get an appointment for the following monday (they offered to see me earlier, but due to work and other things going on, i wasnt able to go)

i went to get it seen to on the monday and it turns out the nerve was complete dead and the dentist had no idea how i managed to get through  the weekend with the pain (lots and lots of wine and beer kinda helped). she preformed a root canal and removed the nerve and filled the tooth and my god the relief was great.

this morning i bit into a bar of chocolate which had been in the fridge (no fat knacker jokes please) and messed the tooth up again, took another trip to the dentist only to be told i had cracked the root but luckily it hadnt split right down the root so they were able to save the tooth, only outta the place 10 mins and the phone went, it was the dentist telling me my final xray showed that the filler hadnt went right down to the root so i had to go back down and get the whole thing redone.

thank god for the NHS as this would have cost me well over 300 quid if i wasnt still on an NHS list!
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« Reply #1 on: 31 August 2010, 07:13 PM »

This was a sexual injury wasnt it.
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« Reply #2 on: 31 August 2010, 07:15 PM »

This was a sexual injury wasnt it.

id love to know how you think a dead nerve in a tooth can be caused by a sexual injury, your weirder than i thought!
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« Reply #3 on: 31 August 2010, 07:24 PM »

This was a sexual injury wasnt it.

If it is, then no one wants to know, so stop it, now!
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« Reply #4 on: 31 August 2010, 07:24 PM »

If it is, then no one wants to know, so stop it, now!

I was hoping it was a solo injury, I agree any joint ventures will only make the masses ill.
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« Reply #5 on: 31 August 2010, 07:30 PM »

the injection is wearing off any my mouth is sore, but thanks to sharps and diana im actually laughing  Grin

for the record, it wasnt a sexual injury, solo or otherwise.....thanks for making me chuckle though.
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« Reply #6 on: 31 August 2010, 07:39 PM »

Clove Oil: that'll help, but don't let it touch your tongue.
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« Reply #7 on: 31 August 2010, 07:45 PM »

ive no way of getting clove oil at this time of the evening, the pain is now going down my chin and behind my eye, its getting very sore, so long as its fixed for my holiday next monday!

i think im just going to dose myself up on paracetemol and neurofen and go to bed and wallow in self pity Sad

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« Reply #8 on: 31 August 2010, 07:47 PM »

Then buy some tomorrow. That way, you'll always have it in.
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« Reply #9 on: 31 August 2010, 07:48 PM »

will do traf, thanks
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« Reply #10 on: 31 August 2010, 07:56 PM »

aspirin and ice
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« Reply #11 on: 31 August 2010, 07:59 PM »

aspirin and ice

ice, are you trying to kill me diddle?
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« Reply #12 on: 31 August 2010, 08:00 PM »

Numb the area. Should work well with an antibiotic until you get to see your dentist.
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« Reply #13 on: 31 August 2010, 08:05 PM »

ice, are you trying to kill me diddle?

Don't do that, potato girl. Though I think you wouldn't anyway.
If you have tablets you can crush up, put a bit on an ear bud, and shove it in the gum.
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« Reply #14 on: 31 August 2010, 08:25 PM »

Try pulling one of your other teeth out, you'll forget about the pain at the bottom of your mouth then.
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« Reply #15 on: 31 August 2010, 08:31 PM »

Why don't people clean their teeth anymore?
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« Reply #16 on: 31 August 2010, 08:32 PM »

Rub cocaine into your gums.
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« Reply #17 on: 31 August 2010, 08:38 PM »

Why don't people clean their teeth anymore?

They don't seem to in Bolton, you have a fair point there.
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« Reply #18 on: 31 August 2010, 08:43 PM »

They don't seem to in Bolton, you have a fair point there.

They don't seem to anywhere, people in general are fcuking scrubbers with no basic hygiene standards
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« Reply #19 on: 31 August 2010, 09:07 PM »

Rub a hairy bollock on your gums.
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« Reply #20 on: 31 August 2010, 09:18 PM »

Rub a hairy bollock on your gums.

Are there still men who don't practice properly grooming rituals?
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« Reply #21 on: 31 August 2010, 09:26 PM »

Are there still men who don't practice properly grooming rituals?

theres just one that i know of, hes known as squidy to the good folk on here!
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« Reply #22 on: 31 August 2010, 09:34 PM »

theres just one that i know of, hes known as squidy to the good folk on here!

You'll find this odd, but I really am not surprised. Any man who can actually wear those walking sandals and not realise they look utterly cúntish can't possibly have a remington pube-away.
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« Reply #23 on: 31 August 2010, 09:43 PM »

You'll find this odd, but I really am not surprised. Any man who can actually wear those walking sandals and not realise they look utterly cúntish can't possibly have a remington pube-away.

It's being comfortable with oneself. I don't need to cover up.
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« Reply #24 on: 31 August 2010, 09:58 PM »

Why don't people clean their teeth anymore?

i clean my teeth, normally twice a day. this wasnt caused my bad hygiene, the dentist said that what caused it was actually very rare. apparently i grind my teeth in my sleep and its slowly killed the nerve, she has only seen one other case like this about 10 years ago.

i hate people who dont clean their teeth, its the most basic aspect of personal hygiene.
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