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....has only gone and dyed her hair brown. Gone reet off her now  Every morning for seven months we've caught the same tram, and for seven months she's been working up the courage to talk to me - now I'm going to snub her  |
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« Reply #1 on: 27 August 2010, 11:10 AM » |
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She might've done it as a hint to you to do the same? Sorry, it was just too easy though.  |
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« Reply #2 on: 27 August 2010, 11:11 AM » |
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Personally I prefer Brown hair rather than Blonde. I am not a fan of the Barbie looking lasses.
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« Reply #3 on: 27 August 2010, 11:14 AM » |
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She might've done it as a hint to you to do the same? Sorry, it was just too easy though. Thin ice, Prince................... |
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« Reply #4 on: 27 August 2010, 12:25 PM » |
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Next stop, ginger?
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« Reply #5 on: 27 August 2010, 12:26 PM » |
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Don't bring race into this.
She's got a tattoo as well, on her arm. This love could never last.
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« Reply #6 on: 27 August 2010, 12:32 PM » |
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Don't bring race into this.
She's got a tattoo as well, on her arm. This love could never last.
Nothing wrong with a bit of that |
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« Reply #7 on: 27 August 2010, 12:34 PM » |
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Women and tattoos shouldn't mix.
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« Reply #8 on: 27 August 2010, 12:38 PM » |
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Bints should only have lady like tatoos and not some orrible biker looking ones and what the fcúk is a tram?
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« Reply #9 on: 27 August 2010, 12:39 PM » |
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Bints should only have lady like tatoos and not some orrible biker looking ones and what the fcúk is a tram?
It's a city-bound train - it isn't horse drawn so I can imagine your confusion |
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« Reply #10 on: 27 August 2010, 12:44 PM » |
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It's a city-bound train - it isn't horse drawn so I can imagine your confusion
Well we dont have them in Bolton so I can only assume you are a out of towner in which case, state your business. |
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« Reply #11 on: 27 August 2010, 12:45 PM » |
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Bints should only have lady like tatoos and not some orrible biker looking ones and what the fcúk is a tram?
You never fancied a bit of "rock chick"?  |
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« Reply #12 on: 27 August 2010, 12:47 PM » |
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Well we dont have them in Bolton so I can only assume you are a out of towner in which case, state your business.
Sometimes people who live in Bolton find employment in other places nearby that begin with 'M' and end with 'anchester'. I'm making these sacrifices so you don't have to. |
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« Reply #13 on: 27 August 2010, 12:49 PM » |
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Sometimes people who live in Bolton find employment in other places nearby that begin with 'M' and end with 'anchester'. I'm making these sacrifices so you don't have to.
I nearly got hit by one of those trams walking downs Deansgate. They dont even hoot or anything. |
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« Reply #14 on: 27 August 2010, 12:51 PM » |
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I nearly got hit by one of those trams walking downs Deansgate. They dont even hoot or anything.
Some old bloke got his motability scooter jammed underneath one last week. Was dramatic. |
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« Reply #15 on: 27 August 2010, 12:57 PM » |
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Why dont you get the train then?
Howfen that bird is too skinny and is dressed like some tree hugging student, I would refuse to poke it.
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« Reply #16 on: 27 August 2010, 06:37 PM » |
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 got to love a few tats. |
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« Reply #17 on: 27 August 2010, 09:44 PM » |
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Why dont you get the train then?
Howfen that bird is too skinny and is dressed like some tree hugging student, I would refuse to poke it.
She's also a brilliant vocalist and would definitely be better than any chunky arsed bird in bed |
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« Reply #18 on: 28 August 2010, 03:36 AM » |
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got to love a few tats. That's going to look fcuking weird when she's 70 |
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I have learned never to ridicule any man's opinion, however strange it may seem - ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE - Like fúck I have.
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« Reply #19 on: 28 August 2010, 03:39 AM » |
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got to love a few tats. It'll be like the universe exploded when she's 9 months pregnant. Otherwise, quite nice. |
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« Reply #20 on: 28 August 2010, 03:56 AM » |
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That's going to look fcuking weird when she's 70
Even then I'd do her,at 70 she'd be all dried up but hey how tight will that be? |
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression, so just give the twat a good shoeing, he'll respect you.
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« Reply #21 on: 28 August 2010, 04:00 AM » |
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It'll be like the universe exploded when she's 9 months pregnant. Otherwise, quite nice.
Wendy you're showing lesbian tendencies which previously I have not picked up on, fair play girl. |
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression, so just give the twat a good shoeing, he'll respect you.
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« Reply #22 on: 28 August 2010, 10:08 AM » |
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Wendy you're showing lesbian tendencies which previously I have not picked up on, fair play girl.
I had already picked up on it. |
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« Reply #23 on: 28 August 2010, 12:33 PM » |
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That's going to look fcuking weird when she's 70
yeah but while shes in her twenties... yes please! |
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