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« on: 23 August 2010, 07:56 PM »

I know we had a thread on this a while back and I was going to dig it up but it was locked for a reason irrelevant to the thread, so I'll start a new one.

What I don't understand is 'finger sniffer' drivers. You've probably no idea what I'm on about but let me explain. Say you're in your car, stopped at the traffic lights, take a look in your mirror and look at the person in the car behind you. If it's a male aged between 25-35, they're most likely finger sniffing.

What do I mean by this?

Basically, they sit there in their car, with their right elbow on the small ledge just underneath the window, with usually their middle finger or their middle and index fingers underneath their nose on their upper lip, and they sit there sniffing it/them. I mean this isn't a one-off, I've seen hundreds of drivers doing it. Why do they do it? They don't do it when they're walking along the path, only in the car? Is anyone on here a finger sniffer? If so, please could you explain why you do it? Have a look out for one next time you're in your car and you'll see what I mean.
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« Reply #1 on: 23 August 2010, 08:16 PM »

I have never noticed that.

You are clearly some kind of pervert to bring this shite up.
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« Reply #2 on: 23 August 2010, 08:17 PM »

Happen they've just left their birds house.
Apologies, but you did ask.
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« Reply #3 on: 23 August 2010, 08:21 PM »

Or their cousins.
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« Reply #4 on: 23 August 2010, 08:22 PM »

They might've just been their Grandads funeral.
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« Reply #5 on: 23 August 2010, 08:24 PM »

Or their cousins.

Fcuk, you've just reminded me I'm missing Didle's programme.
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« Reply #6 on: 23 August 2010, 09:00 PM »

I dont understand that when I am in swan lane medical centre that I am looked at as if I am abroad, fcuking inbred towel heads.
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« Reply #7 on: 23 August 2010, 09:01 PM »

Because they're resting their head in the hand.  You notice people also do it when they read.
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« Reply #8 on: 23 August 2010, 09:06 PM »

I dont understand that when I am in swan lane medical centre that I am looked at as if I am abroad, fcuking inbred towel heads.

Can we assume from that that class is one of the few things you don't ooze?
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« Reply #9 on: 23 August 2010, 09:08 PM »

I dont understand that when I am in swan lane medical centre that I am looked at as if I am abroad, fcuking inbred towel heads.

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« Reply #10 on: 23 August 2010, 09:11 PM »

Can we assume from that that class is one of the few things you don't ooze?

I don't personally have the problems Sharps does as I don't live in the ghettos of Bolton, but honest Az, it is a bit gaulling at times over here.
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« Reply #11 on: 23 August 2010, 09:14 PM »

I don't personally have the problems Sharps does as I don't live in the ghettos of Bolton, but honest Az, it is a bit gaulling at times over here.

I keep a house in Bolton, just doesn't bother me at all what colour someone is.
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« Reply #12 on: 23 August 2010, 09:18 PM »

I keep a house in Bolton, just doesn't bother me at all what colour someone is.

It's not the colour of their skin, it's the non acceptance of our language or culture but embracing of our over generous system of some that gauls.
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« Reply #13 on: 23 August 2010, 09:20 PM »

It's not the colour of their skin, it's the non acceptance of our language or culture but embracing of our over generous system of some that gauls.

Yes but that's really very rare.  The Mail and The Sun make a huge deal of it, but the vast majority work hard and pay taxes - providing needed services (no jokes Smiley ).  If you look at the doll by percentage of ethnic group, more white people claim than any other group.....yet there are jobs always available.
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« Reply #14 on: 23 August 2010, 09:26 PM »

Yes but that's really very rare. 

I can't agree. And I don't read newspapers or vote Tory.
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« Reply #15 on: 23 August 2010, 09:31 PM »

I dont understand that when I am in swan lane medical centre that I am looked at as if I am abroad, fcuking inbred towel heads.

I laughed then.
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« Reply #16 on: 23 August 2010, 09:34 PM »

I laughed then.

Who's broadband are you nicking, curly?
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« Reply #17 on: 23 August 2010, 10:08 PM »

Who's broadband are you nicking, curly?

Mine, shorty.
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« Reply #18 on: 23 August 2010, 10:15 PM »

Mine, shorty.

Get you. You'll have furniture and a tv next. Grin
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« Reply #19 on: 23 August 2010, 10:16 PM »

Can we assume from that that class is one of the few things you don't ooze?

I do a mean cumshot if that is what you are getting at.
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« Reply #20 on: 23 August 2010, 10:41 PM »

Get you. You'll have furniture and a tv next. Grin

Is a furniture a little furry animal?
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« Reply #21 on: 23 August 2010, 10:42 PM »

Is a furniture a little furry animal?

You see it's witty comments like that, that must make you a winner with the ladies. Grin
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« Reply #22 on: 23 August 2010, 10:43 PM »

Can we assume from that that class is one of the few things you don't ooze?

Check our Mr holier-than-thou

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« Reply #23 on: 23 August 2010, 10:44 PM »

You see it's witty comments like that, that must make you a winner with the ladies. Grin

Surely you mean Topless blokes with moustaches and sunglasses.
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« Reply #24 on: 24 August 2010, 12:29 AM »

I do a mean cumshot if that is what you are getting at.

Whilst I appreciate the offer, I'll pass Smiley
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