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« Reply #50 on: 04 August 2010, 06:14 PM »

That is a rodent surely?

How does that look like a rodent? She's beautiful is my Daisy and a proper cock magnet too. Grin
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« Reply #51 on: 04 August 2010, 06:15 PM »

Never heard of a Weechon, looks a lot like a Westie, a family have 2 on my street, really friendly dogs.
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« Reply #52 on: 04 August 2010, 06:16 PM »

How does that look like a rodent? She's beautiful is my Daisy and a proper cocck magnet too. Grin

Lttle Daisy is a bit like her mum
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« Reply #53 on: 04 August 2010, 06:16 PM »

How does that look like a rodent? She's beautiful is my Daisy and a proper cock magnet too. Grin

I dont think attracting squidgy counts as being a cock magnet.
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« Reply #54 on: 04 August 2010, 06:16 PM »


If you dislike cats, why did you get a dog that couldn't even 'butch up' against a goldfish?


Why would I need a butch dog? I don't live in Johnny Fow, or have chinese tattoos, or wear trackie bottoms. Infact, Im' not even working class, you fool.
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« Reply #55 on: 04 August 2010, 06:17 PM »

If we get a new dog, it's time for a change maybe an Hungairan vizsla or a dalmation, if I named it would probably be summat like Bullet.
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« Reply #56 on: 04 August 2010, 06:18 PM »

Lttle Daisy is a bit like her mum

Has a wet nose?
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« Reply #57 on: 04 August 2010, 06:20 PM »

Never heard of a Weechon, looks a lot like a Westie, a family have 2 on my street, really friendly dogs.


All breeds were in essence crossbreeds at some time, and in the US they have created these new breeds to stop dogs from having hereditary illnesses and suchlike. A weechon is one such breed. It's basically come from a Westie and a Bichon Frise.
She's a designer dog allegedly, but really she's from a crossbreed. In many years they'll be seen as a proper breed when weechons have had lots of generations of puppies, though my little Angle's been done. I'll not have no dog mauling her! Grin
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« Reply #58 on: 04 August 2010, 06:25 PM »

Why would I need a butch dog? I don't live in Johnny Fow, or have chinese tattoos, or wear trackie bottoms. Infact, Im' not even working class, you fool.

Didn't you "school" at your local comprehensive?

Makes you working class in my books.
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« Reply #59 on: 04 August 2010, 06:27 PM »

Didn't you "school" at your local comprehensive?

Makes you working class in my books.

I did indeed, through choice. As you well know, my local school was/is a very good one. The other 2 choices were: Canon Slade - fúck that for getting up an hour earlier than I needed to. Or Bolton School, which I told mummy and daddy was a shít idea and seeing as everyone I know who went there is a fúck up, I think I had a wise head at 11.
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« Reply #60 on: 04 August 2010, 06:31 PM »

If we get a new dog, it's time for a change maybe an Hungairan vizsla or a dalmation, if I named it would probably be summat like Bullet.

No give it an inappropriate name so you can scare people in parks.

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« Reply #61 on: 04 August 2010, 06:34 PM »

So instead of pedobear in the woods, it will be pedodog?
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« Reply #62 on: 04 August 2010, 06:40 PM »

Everyone who attended Bolton School is a fúckup: she's right.
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« Reply #63 on: 04 August 2010, 06:44 PM »

So instead of pedobear in the woods, it will be pedodog?

Didledee never bad mouth peodobear he knows where you live.

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« Reply #64 on: 08 August 2010, 09:54 PM »

I have two Labradors - Paris (Blonde) & Randy (Chocolate). LCY is never going to be invited over.
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« Reply #65 on: 08 August 2010, 09:59 PM »

I have two Labradors - Paris (Blonde) & Randy (Chocolate).

They are in my top 4 breed of dog.



My others here, what I posted in December.

http://www.burndenaces.co.uk/forum/index.php/topic,1919.msg26682.html#msg26682
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« Reply #66 on: 08 August 2010, 10:14 PM »

IMO you're ok if you cook for your partner/girlfriend/etc if it's a normal meal, however if you start coming out with all this 'oooh I added a hint of spice to create a soft texture' or any of that shíte then get out of it
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« Reply #67 on: 08 August 2010, 10:30 PM »

IMO you're ok if you cook for your partner/girlfriend/etc if it's a normal meal, however if you start coming out with all this 'oooh I added a hint of spice to create a soft texture' or any of that shíte then get out of it

But everyone needs a meal with a touch of cum-in, it's the speciality.
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« Reply #68 on: 09 August 2010, 07:17 PM »

But everyone needs a meal with a touch of cum-in, it's the speciality.

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« Reply #69 on: 10 August 2010, 09:23 PM »

Everyone who attended Bolton School is a fúckup: she's right.

Woooooah - her indoors went there - then again, she said the 'posh' kids were a bunch of gaunt powder sniffers who still live off their mummy & daddy.

And she does the cooking, as well as being the bigger earner, I'm a reet fúcking catch me!
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« Reply #70 on: 10 August 2010, 09:24 PM »

I'm a reet fúcking catch me!

Trust me, I know.
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« Reply #71 on: 10 August 2010, 09:26 PM »

Trust me, I know.

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« Reply #72 on: 10 August 2010, 09:28 PM »

I'm going to tell the mods on you!!!!!!

She's got a point though.
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« Reply #73 on: 10 August 2010, 09:31 PM »

I'm going to tell the mods on you!!!!!!

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« Reply #74 on: 10 August 2010, 10:06 PM »

You've lost me....but that isn't hard!
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