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« on: 27 July 2010, 05:23 PM »

Allow me to introduce myself.

You may recognise my username from other sites... such as midgetporn.com, expertcullingnesstechniques.co.uk and copeingwithahugepenisyournotafreak.net.

I was crowned Little Lever School fingering champion three years running 93, 94 and 95 and my hobbies include watching porn, danger wanking and waiting over four months for fat idiots to sort my tele connection out.

I also don't live in Jonny Fow.
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« Reply #1 on: 27 July 2010, 05:37 PM »

Hello and welcome Barry.

As I certainly have seen your username about before and I am not well endowed or an expert on pleasuring the ladies orally - it most be from the midget porn site (oh, the shame of it! Sad ).

Great to have you posting here (although let's keep the dwarf bonking fetish to ourselves eh?).
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« Reply #2 on: 27 July 2010, 05:41 PM »

Allow me to introduce myself.

You may recognise my username from other sites... such as midgetporn.com, expertcullingnesstechniques.co.uk and copeingwithahugepenisyournotafreak.net.

I was crowned Little Lever School fingering champion three years running 93, 94 and 95 and my hobbies include watching porn, danger wanking and waiting over four months for fat idiots to sort my tele connection out.

I also don't live in Jonny Fow.

Maybe you have upset the person in some way.
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« Reply #3 on: 27 July 2010, 05:43 PM »

I was crowned Little Lever School fingering champion three years running 93, 94 and 95

Welcome Barry. Didles is the Burnden Aces fingering champion. He fingered his cousin at his Grandads funeral. If you have a better fingering story than that please feel free to share it.
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« Reply #4 on: 27 July 2010, 05:45 PM »

Welcome Barry. Didles is the Burnden Aces fingering champion. He fingered his cousin at his Grandads funeral. If you have a better fingering story than that please feel free to share it.

Is this finger sharing open to everybody?
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« Reply #5 on: 27 July 2010, 05:46 PM »

Is this finger sharing open to everybody?

Only if it's better than fingering your cousin at your Grandads funeral.
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« Reply #6 on: 27 July 2010, 05:54 PM »

What about fingering your grandad at his funeral?
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« Reply #7 on: 27 July 2010, 05:59 PM »

What about fingering your grandad at his funeral?

Your Grandad or mine?
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« Reply #8 on: 27 July 2010, 06:03 PM »

Your Grandad or mine?

Lets play big shot and I will say both, I am quite the stud.
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« Reply #9 on: 27 July 2010, 06:24 PM »

DP, we need some fingering music for geriatrics.

Get onto it.
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« Reply #10 on: 27 July 2010, 10:15 PM »

im bored and this is shíte......but i hereby rename BURNDEN ACES

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« Reply #11 on: 27 July 2010, 10:17 PM »

Allow me to introduce myself.

You may recognise my username from other sites... such as midgetporn.com, expertcullingnesstechniques.co.uk and copeingwithahugepenisyournotafreak.net.

I was crowned Little Lever School fingering champion three years running 93, 94 and 95 and my hobbies include watching porn, danger wanking and waiting over four months for fat idiots to sort my tele connection out.

I also don't live in Jonny Fow.

Baz, stop trying to steal lines of the King of Doffcocker village, or I'll tell! Grin
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« Reply #12 on: 27 July 2010, 10:30 PM »

im bored and this is shíte......but i hereby rename BURNDEN ACES



Well would you look at that  Cheesy
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« Reply #13 on: 27 July 2010, 11:02 PM »

Well would you look at that  Cheesy

'The Spud' would look at flies humping.

It's in her genes. D
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« Reply #14 on: 27 July 2010, 11:07 PM »

She has flies in her jeans?

Surely there's a cure for this?
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« Reply #15 on: 27 July 2010, 11:09 PM »

She has flies in her jeans?

Surely there's a cure for this?

so long as its not squidgys internet crabs then i can put up with it Tongue
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« Reply #16 on: 27 July 2010, 11:11 PM »

so long as its not squidgys internet crabs then i can put up with it Tongue

Do you have to encourage him?
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« Reply #17 on: 29 July 2010, 09:51 AM »

Welcome Barry. Didles is the Burnden Aces fingering champion. He fingered his cousin at his Grandads funeral. If you have a better fingering story than that please feel free to share it.

That is the single greatest fingering story I have ever heard.  I need more details.
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« Reply #18 on: 29 July 2010, 10:15 AM »

Well it's not true, he's made that part up barry, the story is, I went out with a girl at school, and my Auntie's husband died, at the funeral, I saw my girlfriend and then realised we were kinda related in a way. Didn't know, after we spoke and ended it.

I'm sorry but I don't think talking about 15 years old girls[as she was at the time] is correct, I responded to Sharps thread, and well it's got twisted from there. Why he continue's to say it is a bit worrying.
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« Reply #19 on: 29 July 2010, 01:51 PM »

Maybe you have upset the person in some way.

Is this because I drove past you in the rain?

If so I have explained that seeing as you were wearing bermuda shorts and flip flops in a force 9 downpour I assumed you were doing some sort of sponsored mongathon.

How was I to know it was normal attire?


Well it's not true, he's made that part up barry, the story is, I went out with a girl at school, and my Auntie's husband died, at the funeral, I saw my girlfriend and then realised we were kinda related in a way. Didn't know, after we spoke and ended it.

I'm sorry but I don't think talking about 15 years old girls[as she was at the time] is correct, I responded to Sharps thread, and well it's got twisted from there. Why he continue's to say it is a bit worrying.

I can't begin to express my disappointment.  I'm also sure the members on here have fingered a few 15 year olds in their time so I wouldn't worry.
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« Reply #20 on: 29 July 2010, 02:21 PM »

I can't begin to express my disappointment.  I'm also sure the members on here have fingered a few 15 year olds in their time so I wouldn't worry.

Howfen does on a regular basis.
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« Reply #21 on: 29 July 2010, 02:29 PM »

Howfen does on a regular basis.

Does he fcúk, Howfen does not like 15 year olds.
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« Reply #22 on: 29 July 2010, 03:01 PM »

Does he fcúk, Howfen does not like 15 year olds.

He tried to finger me at my grandads funeral when i was 15.
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« Reply #23 on: 30 July 2010, 12:46 PM »

There is no helping some people, pay the fcuking 35 quid you fcuking bum!
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