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« on: 25 July 2010, 08:15 PM » |
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Everyone has had a sworn enemy at some point in their life. It might have been a rival for someones affections at school, someone who always beat your test score in college or a work colleague who always gets promoted before you.
My sworn enemy was Emily Rostron at secondary school. She was almost as pretty as me and always tried her best to pinch my latest hunk of a boyfriend. Even in the cup winning football team of 1994 at Deepdale she tried to get in the way of my 25 yard volley that won us the trophy, just so I'd look stupid.
So who was/is your sworn enemy?
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Howfen White
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« Reply #1 on: 25 July 2010, 08:23 PM » |
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I love you Natasha Whittam
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jayjay23
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« Reply #2 on: 25 July 2010, 08:33 PM » |
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You Natasha, you.
No, but seriously.
I've had a fair few.
One time I was walking down potters brew after dark, not something I would advise, and out of nowhere a red transit van drove past and threw chips and gravy out of the window all over my new white top. I thought "damn gypo's" to myself - and sure enough their stupid red transit van turned off into the gypsy camp a few hundred yards back.
I am yet to exact my revenge for that one.
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bwfcnic
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« Reply #3 on: 25 July 2010, 08:34 PM » |
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You've had a fair few...any particular reason for that...?
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WHITE ARMY!!
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Natasha Whittam
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« Reply #4 on: 25 July 2010, 08:38 PM » |
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One time I was walking down potters brew after dark, not something I would advise, and out of nowhere a red transit van drove past and threw chips and gravy out of the window all over my new white top. I thought "damn gypo's" to myself - and sure enough their stupid red transit van turned off into the gypsy camp a few hundred yards back.
I am yet to exact my revenge for that one.
Burn the place down my friend, it is the only way. |
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jayjay23
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« Reply #5 on: 25 July 2010, 08:43 PM » |
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You've had a fair few...any particular reason for that...?
errm, people bug me. |
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bwfcnic
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« Reply #6 on: 25 July 2010, 08:45 PM » |
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I don't have 'sworn enemies' I don't care enough about people to consider them enemies.
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bwfcnic
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« Reply #7 on: 25 July 2010, 08:45 PM » |
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I don't have 'sworn enemies' I don't care enough about people to consider them enemies.
People as in, people who bug/annoy me...or people who I generally don't like. |
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Big_Sharps
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« Reply #8 on: 25 July 2010, 08:58 PM » |
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Phil Taylor, smug stoke wanker, fcúk off!
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Howfen White
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« Reply #9 on: 25 July 2010, 09:01 PM » |
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Phil Taylor, smug stoke wanker, fcúk off!
I want anyone but him to win, I loved it when Wade beat him a few months back |
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Squidgy
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« Reply #10 on: 25 July 2010, 10:02 PM » |
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I can't say I've ever REALLY hated someone in my personal life.
Michael Jackson and Jade Goody would be up in the frame on a general basis. As both of the cúnts are dead now I'm struggling to come up with another name.
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I have learned never to ridicule any man's opinion, however strange it may seem - ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE - Like fúck I have.
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #11 on: 25 July 2010, 10:06 PM » |
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Des Lyttle.
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Natasha Whittam
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« Reply #12 on: 25 July 2010, 10:14 PM » |
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You bunch of dumb bastards....someone famous like Jade Goody or Phil Taylor cannot be your sworn enemy as they haven't a clue who you are.
No one goes through life without making an enemy. Not even Didle.
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #13 on: 25 July 2010, 10:16 PM » |
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You bunch of dumb bastards....someone famous like Jade Goody or Phil Taylor cannot be your sworn enemy as they haven't a clue who you are.
No one goes through life without making an enemy. Not even Didle.
Des Lyttle knows who I am. I have carried out a 17 year hate campaign against him. |
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Natasha Whittam
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« Reply #14 on: 25 July 2010, 10:18 PM » |
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Des Lyttle knows who I am. I have carried out a 17 year hate campaign against him.
Well you've wasted the last 5 years of your life seeing as he died in 2005. |
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Squidgy
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« Reply #15 on: 25 July 2010, 10:18 PM » |
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No one goes through life without making an enemy. Not even Didle.
Didle is his own worst enemy, surely? |
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I have learned never to ridicule any man's opinion, however strange it may seem - ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE - Like fúck I have.
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Didledee
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« Reply #16 on: 25 July 2010, 10:19 PM » |
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Can't say I have an enemy.
Maybe when I play football, but that's more like opposition not enemy.
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #17 on: 25 July 2010, 10:19 PM » |
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Well you've wasted the last 5 years of your life seeing as he died in 2005.
Sadly that's not true. |
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Natasha Whittam
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« Reply #18 on: 25 July 2010, 10:26 PM » |
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Sadly that's not true.
Why, are you sat in front of his house spying? |
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Diana Prince
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« Reply #19 on: 25 July 2010, 10:28 PM » |
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He's still plying his trade is Des, and he's got to be nearly 40.
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« Reply #20 on: 25 July 2010, 10:32 PM » |
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Well you've wasted the last 5 years of your life seeing as he died in 2005.
My son played against him in the Conference North a couple of seasons ago and he looked alive to me |
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Natasha Whittam
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« Reply #21 on: 25 July 2010, 10:33 PM » |
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My son played against him in the Conference North a couple of seasons ago and he looked alive to me
No one likes a name-dropper. |
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« Reply #22 on: 25 July 2010, 10:34 PM » |
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He's 38 and playing for Tamworth.
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Everybody is a genius. But, if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will spend its whole life believing that it is stupid
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hjd
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« Reply #23 on: 25 July 2010, 10:35 PM » |
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No one likes a name-dropper.
Sorry |
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #24 on: 25 July 2010, 10:35 PM » |
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Why, are you sat in front of his house spying?
NoI just know he's still alive. You do remember Des Lyttle don't you? |
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