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« Reply #125 on: 26 July 2010, 07:08 PM »

Goodbye to Howfen & Diana. We don't even joke about poor English.

y not bbe?
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« Reply #126 on: 26 July 2010, 07:09 PM »

Can I not be a bouncer?, I fail to see how you flat dicks and queers are going to defend yourselves if Squidgy or Amos tip up dribbling.
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« Reply #127 on: 26 July 2010, 07:10 PM »

Can I not be a bouncer?, I fail to see how you flat dicks and queers are going to defend yourselves if Squidgy or Amos tip up dribbling.

Suppose you have the 'brawn' and intelligence of one, so why the hell not?

Cathy the doorbird it is
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« Reply #128 on: 26 July 2010, 07:11 PM »

Can I not be a bouncer?, I fail to see how you flat dicks and queers are going to defend yourselves if Squidgy or Amos tip up dribbling.

Thanks for the offer, but trust me Sharps, I reckon I can handle myself against a few mentals, simpletons and Southern ponces.
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« Reply #129 on: 26 July 2010, 07:13 PM »

Thanks for the offer, but trust me Sharps, I reckon I can handle myself against a few mentals, simpletons and Southern ponces.

As much as you think you are the female Bill Gardner, you aint.
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« Reply #130 on: 26 July 2010, 07:16 PM »

As much as you think you are the female Bill Gardner, you aint.

I's not so much a 'like', it's more a fact.
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« Reply #131 on: 26 July 2010, 07:23 PM »

I find it hard to believe a woman was running about on match days cracking folk, I honestly dont expect you to confirm or deny anything incase our chum is watching but I just find it hard to believe.

Also to back on topic, I dont know why I tried to use you're instead of your, I should have just kept to form rather than appease anybody else. I am glad to live in my own ignorance and whoever does not like it can kiss my shitty arse.
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« Reply #132 on: 26 July 2010, 09:06 PM »

You know I'm actually thinking of talking like yoda for a few days.

How this unwanted vip rolls, this is. Herh herh herh.
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« Reply #133 on: 26 July 2010, 09:07 PM »

That actually makes more sense than your usual offerings.
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« Reply #134 on: 26 July 2010, 09:10 PM »

That actually makes more sense than your usual offerings.

Sure if you serious lol I am not.
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« Reply #135 on: 26 July 2010, 09:12 PM »

You know I'm actually thinking of talking like yoda for a few days.

How this unwanted vip rolls, this is. Herh herh herh.

Isn't that Beavis or Butthead, not Yoda?
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« Reply #136 on: 26 July 2010, 09:16 PM »

Speak ill of yoda in your post do you, the vip room, you will forever be in the dark side that is. 
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« Reply #137 on: 26 July 2010, 10:06 PM »

Some of you aren't taking this seriously.
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« Reply #138 on: 26 July 2010, 10:20 PM »

Some of you aren't taking this seriously.

I'm suicidal at the thought of being left out.
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« Reply #139 on: 26 July 2010, 10:22 PM »

Isn't that Beavis or Butthead, not Yoda?

One of the best shows ever
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« Reply #140 on: 26 July 2010, 10:24 PM »

I'm suicidal at the thought of being left out.

Now don't lie. Not once have you misspelled a word or put one in capitals.
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« Reply #141 on: 27 July 2010, 01:23 AM »

Some of you aren't taking this seriously.
Quote of the week!!!!.
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« Reply #142 on: 27 July 2010, 02:57 AM »

Some of you aren't taking this seriously.


I find that these types of clubs and cliques are for those lacking in self-esteem.  You'd never find me signing up for any such club.

I love to be on the fringes.

PS:  Why do you keep (erroneously) thinking I am American?  I've just lived in the USA a long time (almost 30 years). 

I was born and raised in Breightmet and moved from there to Astley Bridge when I was about 14 years old.  Attended Tonge Fold high school (which is no more) and Roscoe Fold primary school.  I've worked at Boots, Wigfalls, Burton's before leaving England for Germany and then moving to the USA when I was in my 20s.  I have 4 siblings who still live in Bolton (and one who lives over hear and one who lives in Cyprus).

If you want to keep believing me to be an American, that's fine.  It doesn't offend me.  There are certainly worse things I could be.
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« Reply #143 on: 27 July 2010, 08:33 AM »


I find that these types of clubs and cliques are for those lacking in self-esteem.  You'd never find me signing up for any such club.


Shows a distinct lack of character IMO.

I'm happy just being an oddball.
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« Reply #144 on: 27 July 2010, 08:44 AM »

There is no room for sentiment in the VIP Club. Stinky is no doubt a funny person, but English is not his strongest asset.

Passwords will be sent out to the members tomorrow.

I am a sex god not a poet !!! Surely you need a desirable man in the VIP club rather than all the shirt lifters you have admitted so far :-)
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« Reply #145 on: 27 July 2010, 04:29 PM »

So how's this new section coming along. Have you started making VIP passes yet?

Will Natasha still be able to post on our degenerates of society forum.

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« Reply #146 on: 27 July 2010, 05:09 PM »

So how's this new section coming along. Have you started making VIP passes yet?

Will Natasha still be able to post on our degenerates of society forum.


The VIP club is going well, loads of intelligent debate about life. And some very funny moments.
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« Reply #147 on: 30 July 2010, 03:26 PM »

And some very funny moments.

Did this involve Question time?
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« Reply #148 on: 30 July 2010, 04:09 PM »

Don't be silly Didle, anyone with half a brain knows Parliament has now started it's summer recess and so Question Time isn't on the TV.
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