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« on: 22 July 2010, 07:34 PM »

..and you have the option of your last shag (or first in many cases on here).

Who would it be?

I'd normally go Natalie Imbruglia as a stock answer to everyting, but this one needs a bit more thought. Needs to be more mucky and a worthy recipient of the last of my love juice. I'll need to think about this one.

Picture evidence preferably. If you pick your current girlfriend/wife/boyfriend then you may as already be dead.
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« Reply #1 on: 22 July 2010, 07:55 PM »

I cant do the picture thing but Jennifer Ellison, I would leave her gash looking like a kebab that had been in a tumble dryer with ketchup on.
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« Reply #2 on: 22 July 2010, 08:06 PM »

For numb nuts



I would.

Nice camel's toe!!

And just to add a gay slant, I saw her in that celeb cook off (was it one of Ramsey's?). She seemed quite sweet.
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« Reply #3 on: 22 July 2010, 08:08 PM »

For numb nuts



I would.

Nice camel's toe!!

And just to add a gay slant, I saw her in that celeb cook off (was it one of Ramsey's?). She seemed quite sweet.

That is the greatest thing I have seen all day, I shall refrain from insulting you till midnight.
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« Reply #4 on: 22 July 2010, 08:14 PM »

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« Reply #5 on: 22 July 2010, 08:22 PM »

I'm torn between



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I'll probably got for Angelina as she is proper mucky in bed (apparently)
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« Reply #6 on: 22 July 2010, 08:35 PM »



Matt Bomer. I reckon even Sharps would do him.
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« Reply #7 on: 22 July 2010, 08:35 PM »



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« Reply #8 on: 22 July 2010, 08:37 PM »



Matt Bomer. I reckon even Sharps would do him.

I have never even heard of him or seen him before, I reckon he needs his hair cut.
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« Reply #10 on: 22 July 2010, 08:38 PM »

You could have put up Laura Robson just to be funny you dull (unt.
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« Reply #12 on: 22 July 2010, 08:40 PM »

Now we are talking. I always suspected didle was a perve.

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« Reply #14 on: 22 July 2010, 08:42 PM »

The first woman in my pic is so hot, I think she's the best looking on the planet
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« Reply #15 on: 22 July 2010, 08:45 PM »

4Eva - I was going to put Lucy Pinder too. Good choice.

She seems far too nice in any interviews I've seen. I demand flith for my last squirt!
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« Reply #16 on: 22 July 2010, 08:47 PM »

4Eva - I was going to put Lucy Pinder too. Good choice.

She seems far too nice in any interviews I've seen. I demand flith for my last squirt!

I'm sure she's nice and dirty when it comes down to it. Wink
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« Reply #17 on: 22 July 2010, 08:50 PM »

Good call Didle, she is stunning.

Can't help think she is more 'romance' material though than utter filth.

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« Reply #19 on: 22 July 2010, 09:20 PM »

I like my wimmen wet, but not that wet!
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« Reply #20 on: 22 July 2010, 09:22 PM »

I like my wimmen wet, but not that wet!

You like them unconcious not wet.
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« Reply #21 on: 22 July 2010, 09:27 PM »



You like them unconcious not wet.

I couldn't care less if it was unconcious myself.
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« Reply #22 on: 22 July 2010, 09:31 PM »

Maybe you and squidgy should join forces then, he has been looking for a sidekick for about 5 years.
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« Reply #23 on: 22 July 2010, 09:33 PM »

Maybe you and squidgy should join forces then, he has been looking for a sidekick for about 5 years.

You bastard!

You said you would be nice to me after I showed you the camel toe of your dreams!
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« Reply #24 on: 22 July 2010, 09:34 PM »

Maybe you and squidgy should join forces then, he has been looking for a sidekick for about 5 years.

Only the odd 1 or 2 Sharps, I wouldn't say I'm that into the whole unconcious sex scene....
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