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« on: 22 July 2010, 09:47 AM »

Come on you bastard burn down so I can go home!
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« Reply #1 on: 22 July 2010, 09:56 AM »

Stressful day in the office? Smiley
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« Reply #2 on: 24 July 2010, 05:38 AM »

Just for you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH99HVaj-Mc&feature=related
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« Reply #3 on: 24 July 2010, 10:55 AM »

Working Saturdays makes me want to self harm.
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« Reply #4 on: 24 July 2010, 10:58 AM »

Working Saturdays makes me want to self harm.

Weekend working would be illegal for everybody with half a brain (let's remember footballers are in the main are stupid ). So, Sharps, would you still be working when I rule the world? Grin
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« Reply #5 on: 24 July 2010, 11:04 AM »

Weekend working would be illegal for everybody with half a brain (let's remember footballers are in the main are stupid ). So, Sharps, would you still be working when I rule the world? Grin

Can I not be you're brew bitch providing the rate is better than my current employer.
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« Reply #6 on: 24 July 2010, 01:08 PM »

Is this you at work - or when you cant get porn?

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« Reply #7 on: 24 July 2010, 01:20 PM »

Hi, my Virgin Media box won't start, please can you tell me why?
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« Reply #8 on: 24 July 2010, 01:21 PM »

Hi, my Virgin Media box won't start, please can you tell me why?

Because I have disconnected you for being a smart arse inbred egg chasing wanker.
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« Reply #9 on: 24 July 2010, 01:22 PM »

Poor customer service that little Sharps
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« Reply #10 on: 24 July 2010, 01:24 PM »

Poor customer service that little Sharps

I am not here to help the likes of you now fcúk off!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #11 on: 24 July 2010, 01:35 PM »

I am not here to help the likes of you now fcúk off!!!!!!!!!

Do you have a big screen at the front of the call centre that tells each cathy how many boxes they've sold?
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Fair play to you then if you're willing to share your knickers with a willy.
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« Reply #12 on: 24 July 2010, 01:48 PM »

Do you have a big screen at the front of the call centre that tells each cathy how many boxes they've sold?

I dont work in a call centre nor do I sell things, I resolve peoples complaints.
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« Reply #13 on: 24 July 2010, 02:01 PM »

Have you sorted out fat boys tele yet?
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« Reply #14 on: 24 July 2010, 02:02 PM »

I dont work in a call centre nor do I sell things, I resolve peoples complaints.


Complaints reduction is part of customer service. Can I make a complaint about your service?
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« Reply #15 on: 24 July 2010, 02:03 PM »

Have you sorted out fat boys tele yet?

Nope, hence the reason for this thread in the first place, because I was off work for 7 weeks the system has automatically deleted me from the server so our IT departments needs to restore all my system access which takes about a week but now I have only jsut discovered that the stupid slag manager that was supposed to do it only reported it on thursday meaning I have to take calls like a wanker until next week.

So baldy will have to wait a while longer.
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« Reply #16 on: 24 July 2010, 02:12 PM »

Nope, hence the reason for this thread in the first place, because I was off work for 7 weeks the system has automatically deleted me from the server so our IT departments needs to restore all my system access which takes about a week but now I have only jsut discovered that the stupid slag manager that was supposed to do it only reported it on thursday meaning I have to take calls like a wanker until next week.

So baldy will have to wait a while longer.

It'll be your fault then if yet another baby emerges!!
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« Reply #17 on: 24 July 2010, 02:15 PM »

It'll be your fault then if yet another baby emerges!!

He informs me he likes to cook in the nude so maybe some sort of hot chip fat accident could put any possible additions to an end.
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« Reply #18 on: 24 July 2010, 02:16 PM »

He inforns me he likes to cook in the nude

I feel a little queazy now!
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« Reply #19 on: 27 July 2010, 03:28 PM »

How fcuking very dare you two.........

WHERES MY TELE YOU INEPT FUCKER
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« Reply #20 on: 27 July 2010, 04:14 PM »

Is in not in your front room?
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