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« Reply #50 on: 22 July 2010, 10:42 PM »

It was a maroon(ish) coloured baize.
And no, I didn't get told off.

Maroon like our old away kit?
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« Reply #51 on: 22 July 2010, 10:45 PM »

Possibly a little bit lighter.

Not too sure TBH, it was a couple of years ago now.
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« Reply #52 on: 22 July 2010, 10:51 PM »

Hope you kept one foot on the ground at all time?
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« Reply #53 on: 22 July 2010, 10:52 PM »

Very good, Sluffy.

I certainly needed a rest afterwards.
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« Reply #54 on: 22 July 2010, 10:52 PM »

Hope you kept one foot on the ground at all time?

Isn't that just snooker?
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« Reply #55 on: 22 July 2010, 10:54 PM »

Hope you kept one foot on the ground at all time?

I am going to treat that as Sluffy giving Traf technique advice rather than being Anal about a pool table.
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« Reply #56 on: 23 July 2010, 12:16 AM »

I would be surprised if anyone had!

To be honest, if you'd said 22 I still wouldn't have believed you.
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« Reply #57 on: 23 July 2010, 12:41 AM »

im still a virgin, im waiting for mr right who has to....

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being rich is optional!

And the cock of a shire horse!!
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« Reply #58 on: 23 July 2010, 12:43 AM »

And the cock of a shire horse!!
so i`ll do..enter biggles.
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« Reply #59 on: 23 July 2010, 01:13 AM »

And the cock of a shire horse!!

im a virgin....lets start with somthing small!!!
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« Reply #60 on: 23 July 2010, 01:20 AM »

why have I got a picture of a horse  penis in my mind now, thanks Squidgy  Undecided

Spud you make me laugh  Cool
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« Reply #61 on: 23 July 2010, 01:50 AM »



Spud you make me laugh  Cool

She's only a bus ride away from a good fingering mate!
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« Reply #62 on: 23 July 2010, 01:53 AM »

She's only a bus ride away from a good fingering mate!

who squidgy? your cousin?
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« Reply #63 on: 23 July 2010, 02:09 AM »

who squidgy? your cousin?

I have 32 first cousins. Someone is bound t have fingered them on a bus at some stage.
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« Reply #64 on: 23 July 2010, 03:01 AM »

I have 32 first cousins. Someone is bound t have fingered them on a bus at some stage.

ahh bugger i wont say what i was going to as it would me a free for all on my behalf! sometimes being drunk is definatly not a bad thing!!
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« Reply #65 on: 23 July 2010, 03:31 AM »

ahh bugger i wont say what i was going to as it would me a free for all on my behalf! sometimes being drunk is definatly not a bad thing!!
So we all want to know,who was the first guy you went up on,and don't deny it,you have already told us you are diminuative(short)
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« Reply #66 on: 23 July 2010, 04:57 AM »

So we all want to know,who was the first guy you went up on,and don't deny it,you have already told us you are diminuative(short)

what the hell is a diminuative?
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« Reply #67 on: 23 July 2010, 12:43 PM »

And the cock of a shire horse!!

Thanks for adding me to the list  Cool
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« Reply #68 on: 24 July 2010, 02:59 AM »

I'll let you know when it happens. A Shire horse aspires to be like me, by the way.
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« Reply #69 on: 24 July 2010, 03:02 AM »

I'll let you know when it happens. A Shire horse aspires to be like me, by the way.

Keegan  - it still looks a bit purple (the shirt - no reference to anyones knob after this thread)
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« Reply #70 on: 24 July 2010, 05:38 PM »

Thanks for clearing that up, Squidgy! Wink
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« Reply #71 on: 24 July 2010, 09:57 PM »

To be honest, if you'd said 22 I still wouldn't have believed you.

I'll have you know I have my pick, and I try to go off reputation than looks because in my opinion, if they're no better than my right hand, then they're not worth dealing with, even if they are good looking. I don't want to do the 'talking' after sex or anything like that, I'd rather just put Family Guy on or come on Burnden Aces or something.
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« Reply #72 on: 24 July 2010, 10:16 PM »

Sex, in any relationship casual or committed, always causes more problems than its worth.
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« Reply #73 on: 24 July 2010, 10:51 PM »

..unless you pay upfront.
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« Reply #74 on: 24 July 2010, 10:53 PM »

Sex, in any relationship casual or committed, always causes more problems than its worth.
Twoddle! Shagging's ace!
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