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« Reply #75 on: 24 July 2010, 10:53 PM »

I'll have you know I have my pick, and I try to go off reputation than looks because in my opinion, if they're no better than my right hand, then they're not worth dealing with, even if they are good looking. I don't want to do the 'talking' after sex or anything like that, I'd rather just put Family Guy on or come on Burnden Aces or something.

Where do you go to find out a potential partners "reputation"? Is there a website?
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Fair play to you then if you're willing to share your knickers with a willy.
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« Reply #76 on: 24 July 2010, 10:54 PM »

Sex, in any relationship casual or committed, always causes more problems than its worth.

I fear some nasty woman has hurt you pfk.
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« Reply #77 on: 24 July 2010, 11:02 PM »

Twoddle! Shaggging's ace!

Lush!
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« Reply #78 on: 24 July 2010, 11:07 PM »

Twoddle! Shagging's ace!

I don't think he heard you, DP - say it again!
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« Reply #79 on: 24 July 2010, 11:08 PM »

I don't think he heard you, DP - say it again!
Ok then. Twoddle! Shagging's ace!
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« Reply #80 on: 24 July 2010, 11:12 PM »

Lush!

Lush? Are you a 14 year old teenage girl or something?

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« Reply #81 on: 24 July 2010, 11:14 PM »

Lush? Are you a 14 year old teenage girl or something?

Wanker

I thought he was calling me a pisscan. Though having said that, what's being an alcy got to do with having it off?
I'm sober btw.
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« Reply #82 on: 24 July 2010, 11:16 PM »

I thought he was calling me a pisscan. Though having said that, what's being an alcy got to do with having it off?
I'm sober btw.

It is defo a word a young girl would say to describe PJ and Duncan or whatever they want to call them fcuking selves.
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« Reply #83 on: 24 July 2010, 11:18 PM »

It is defo a word a young girl would say to describe PJ and Duncan or whatever they want to call them fcuking selves.

I recall we used to say all sorts of odd words back in the early 80s. There's some which should be revitalised. Though lush isn't one.
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« Reply #84 on: 24 July 2010, 11:23 PM »

I recall we used to say all sorts of odd words back in the early 80s. There's some which should be revitalised. Though lush isn't one.

Please feel free to rehash any that may be used to insult a shandy drinking loner who sleeps on a mattress in his bedsit.
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« Reply #85 on: 24 July 2010, 11:23 PM »

"I don't know about you, but that bowl of shreddies was proper lush!"

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« Reply #86 on: 24 July 2010, 11:27 PM »

Please feel free to rehash any that may be used to insult a shandy drinking loner who sleeps on a mattress in his bedsit.

Don't be tight. Grin

We used to call losers toilet attendants. And I've got the gaul to call today's yoof.
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« Reply #87 on: 24 July 2010, 11:28 PM »

I didn't realise that 'lush' related soley to drinking.
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« Reply #88 on: 24 July 2010, 11:28 PM »

"I don't know about you, but that bowl of shreddies was proper lush!"



If that is the kind of conversations you have at the diddledee household then I want to be a lodger as it sounds swell.
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« Reply #89 on: 24 July 2010, 11:30 PM »

My house is fresh mate
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« Reply #90 on: 24 July 2010, 11:31 PM »

Sounds mega
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« Reply #91 on: 24 July 2010, 11:32 PM »

Word mate, proper respect!
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« Reply #92 on: 24 July 2010, 11:32 PM »

proper skill!
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« Reply #93 on: 24 July 2010, 11:34 PM »

Word mate, proper respect!

I seem to recall you saying you have a sister so I am defo in.
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« Reply #94 on: 24 July 2010, 11:36 PM »

I'm in if didles cousin is there.
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« Reply #95 on: 24 July 2010, 11:57 PM »

Parteeee at Didle's crib!







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« Reply #96 on: 25 July 2010, 12:01 AM »

Is your mum still up?
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« Reply #97 on: 25 July 2010, 12:03 AM »

Nah sylvester home alone stallone at moment, just me 'n dog.

Actually got a full crate of Pepsi in fridge and some marshmallows, how 'bout camping in me back garden?

We could all tell ghost stories, ooh goody!!
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« Reply #98 on: 25 July 2010, 12:04 AM »

Nah sylvester home alone stallone at moment, just me 'n dog.

Actually got a full crate of Pepsi in fridge and some marshmallows, how 'bout camping in me back garden?

We could all tell ghost stories, ooh goody!!


I will be round in 10!  Cool
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« Reply #99 on: 25 July 2010, 12:04 AM »

I take it you've no Russian vodka or chan then?
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