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Natasha Whittam
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« on: 21 July 2010, 10:39 PM » |
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It's late, and my topic of conversation tonight is losing your virginity.
How old were you? Who did you lose it to? Was it special or a fumble in the backseat of your clapped out VW Polo?
For the record, I was 15....he was a teacher....it was crap.
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Fair play to you then if you're willing to share your knickers with a willy.
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Diana Prince
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« Reply #1 on: 21 July 2010, 10:45 PM » |
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I was quite old really compared to ghetto kids, at 17.
He looked like Marti Pellow pre-smack, smelt fabulous and had a really big todger. I wasn't over keen to be honest and haven't been a fan of oversized members since. You'd think that'd be a positive, but oh no. I can't tell you how many times I've had blokes go all pissy on me when I've said 'oh goodie, it's not a big un'.
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Le God
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« Reply #2 on: 21 July 2010, 10:45 PM » |
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I was a teacher she was crap... WAIT A MINUTE!
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« Reply #3 on: 21 July 2010, 10:51 PM » |
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14, on a pool table.
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Natasha Whittam
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« Reply #4 on: 21 July 2010, 10:52 PM » |
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He looked like Marti Pellow pre-smack, smelt fabulous and had a really big todger.
And you didn't bag him for good? |
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Natasha Whittam
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« Reply #5 on: 21 July 2010, 10:52 PM » |
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14, on a pool table.
I'd like to hear more. |
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Diana Prince
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« Reply #6 on: 21 July 2010, 10:53 PM » |
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And you didn't bag him for good?
I actually stayed with him a while. He was a looker tbh. |
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Howfen White
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« Reply #7 on: 21 July 2010, 10:54 PM » |
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I was 9
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Diana Prince
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« Reply #8 on: 21 July 2010, 10:54 PM » |
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14, on a pool table.
Did you put 50p on the side of the table to secure shags plays next up? |
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« Reply #9 on: 21 July 2010, 10:55 PM » |
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50p?
When I was 14, pool was 20p. And the world was in black & white too.
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #10 on: 21 July 2010, 10:57 PM » |
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14, on a pool table.
Does shagging a pool table count as losing your virginity? |
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« Reply #11 on: 21 July 2010, 10:59 PM » |
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When I was 14 pool hadn't been invented - and everything was in sepia!  |
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Diana Prince
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« Reply #12 on: 21 July 2010, 10:59 PM » |
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Does shagging a pool table count as losing your virginity?
Only if he nominated which hole he was going to put it in. |
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Martinbwfc
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« Reply #13 on: 21 July 2010, 11:03 PM » |
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I was 9.
I was 9
Of course you were |
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression, so just give the twat a good shoeing, he'll respect you.
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« Reply #14 on: 21 July 2010, 11:06 PM » |
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Howfen White
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« Reply #15 on: 21 July 2010, 11:07 PM » |
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Editing posts isn't funny, I thought you were Bolton fat comedian of the year? I'm disappointed Sharps, I expected better from you
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« Reply #16 on: 21 July 2010, 11:15 PM » |
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Editing posts isn't funny, I thought you were Bolton fat comedian of the year? I'm disappointed Sharps, I expected better from you
My awards and achievements are none of you're business. |
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« Reply #17 on: 21 July 2010, 11:20 PM » |
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I was 9
Psh, that's nothing, my Dad claims he lost his virginity at 8...on a building site. He turned out just fine. He dances for pennies and internet fame now. |
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Diana Prince
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« Reply #18 on: 21 July 2010, 11:20 PM » |
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I was 9
Can you get a proper lob on at 9? |
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Natasha Whittam
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« Reply #19 on: 21 July 2010, 11:24 PM » |
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I was 9
Who was the lucky recipient? |
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Martinbwfc
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« Reply #20 on: 21 July 2010, 11:31 PM » |
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Who was the lucky recipient?
His palm. |
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« Reply #21 on: 22 July 2010, 04:26 AM » |
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9-15 y/o! Lots of statutory rape going on in Bolton then?
I was 17, a proper lady...Down a back alley with my boyfriend. Cars hadn't been invented and I'm one of 7 kids so our house was never empty/no privacy.
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LW
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« Reply #22 on: 22 July 2010, 07:46 AM » |
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1 week before my 16th birthday in my double bed one sunday afternoon mum an dad were out she was a bit younger and remember leaveing her heals on  |
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stinkythefrog
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« Reply #23 on: 22 July 2010, 10:19 AM » |
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I am still waiting to lose mine  but remain open to any offers  |
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Squidgy
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« Reply #24 on: 22 July 2010, 11:46 AM » |
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I'm still a virgin
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I have learned never to ridicule any man's opinion, however strange it may seem - ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE - Like fúck I have.
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