The random questions you have thread

[Squidgy]

I really must stop reading Didle's threads for the sake of my own sanity.

[Didledee]

Just random questions Squidgy, I don't understand how people can think the way you do 

[Howfen White]

Why are black people called black people when they are brown and why are white people called white people when they are urm... beige?

[Big_Sharps]

Why are black people called black people when they are brown and why are white people called white people when they are urm... beige?

Because you cant say darkies anymore.

[jayjay23]

Fair enuff, but lets say some one from a foreign place comes to England, would they say they are going abroad?

cetainly not, they start off abroad, so they just say they are coming to england.

[dh1985]

1) Are we[English] classed as foreigners to the people we class as foreigners? - Yes

2) If cows drink their own milk, is that like if a human drink's it's own pi$$, or if it drinks other cows milk is it like humans drinking other people's pi$$? - No, it's like a woman breast feeding her own child.

3) I'm pretty sure lie detectors are accurate, so instead of the long and winding road of guilty or not guilty?questioning after questioning why not use lie detectors all time? is it because they are not 100% I don't know ? - They're not 100% reliable. The English judicial system means that you are tried by a jury of your peers. Has been for centuries.

4] When people swallow their tongue, they don't actually swallow it in their stomach do they? - No, you don't bite off your Tongue and swallow it. You swallow it which blocks your windpipe but it remains attached to your mouth. Sounds nasty.

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[Didledee]

No Didles it isn't possible for an English person to be foreign. Only foreigners can be foreign. I'd have thought that was pretty obvious.

1) Are we[English] classed as foreigners to the people we class as foreigners? - Yes

So what is it lol?

[dh1985]

They're yanking your chain. It was funny (originally) but, after three pages, it got old quick.

[jayjay23]

dh, youre wrong, how can we be foriegners as well as english, thought yuo were supposed to be clever.

[Keegan]

I need to stay away from threads such as these - particularly when I'm at work.

[jayjay23]

I need to stay away from threads such as these - particularly when I'm at work.

why is that?

[bwfcnic]

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

[Sluffy]

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Was once told a true story of a deaf person signing quite energetically and someone signing back to him to "Stop shouting!".

 

[bwfcnic]

Was once told a true story of a deaf person signing quite energetically and someone signing back to him to "Stop shouting!".

 

Haha! That is awesome :-)

[Keegan]

jayjay23 : These threads amuse me no end - and when I'm at work, it is quite clear to my employers that my job is not responsible for my amusement.