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« on: 20 July 2010, 11:13 AM » |
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Ok these are the rules - 1 - Any quote you find funny put in here. 2 - The winning quote is picked on Sunday afternoon / evening and the winner gets to pick the following weeks. 3 - Manny picks the first weeks - because he's the boss!  |
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #1 on: 20 July 2010, 11:58 AM » |
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This made me laugh when i read it....
quote BWSC
when I was a kid my dad used to take me into the king bill and that was just like the fanzone
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Big_Sharps
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« Reply #2 on: 20 July 2010, 12:00 PM » |
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I think this is a bit flawed because I doubt people will be arsed to quote the exact post, I know I wont.
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Jamster26
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« Reply #3 on: 20 July 2010, 12:05 PM » |
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You remember the good quotes Sharps.  "whilst being as about as amusing as a kick in the balls" |
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"Just when they think they have all the answers, I change the questions".
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Diana Prince
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« Reply #4 on: 20 July 2010, 12:06 PM » |
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This made me laugh when i read it....
quote BWSC
when I was a kid my dad used to take me into the king bill and that was just like the fanzone
That's getting my vote so far. |
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« Reply #5 on: 20 July 2010, 12:53 PM » |
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Cracker from Straight G gets my vote
"Gartside is such a slimy bastard, he hasn't even given coyle any money... Wanker"
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Natasha Whittam
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« Reply #6 on: 20 July 2010, 03:41 PM » |
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Ok these are the rules - 1 - Any quote you find funny put in here. 2 - The winning quote is picked on Sunday afternoon / evening and the winner gets to pick the following weeks. 3 - Manny picks the first weeks - because he's the boss! Lazy thread making sluffy. You need to hunt down the best 8 or so quotes and do a poll or this thread will die on its arse. |
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Fair play to you then if you're willing to share your knickers with a willy.
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Diana Prince
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« Reply #7 on: 20 July 2010, 03:42 PM » |
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People seme to be doing the nominations actually in the thread.
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Big_Sharps
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« Reply #8 on: 20 July 2010, 03:43 PM » |
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Lazy thread making sluffy.
You need to hunt down the best 8 or so quotes and do a poll or this thread will die on its arse.
Sluffy is ancient and is not upto date with todays humour, it would never work. |
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« Reply #9 on: 20 July 2010, 08:51 PM » |
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I think this is a bit flawed because I doubt people will be arsed to quote the exact post, I know I wont.
That's because you a lazy fat tw@t On the Toronto pre-season freindly 12.30am kick off: I'd rather watch my own piss evaporate.
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I have learned never to ridicule any man's opinion, however strange it may seem - ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE - Like fúck I have.
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« Reply #10 on: 21 July 2010, 05:00 AM » |
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"I must be missing the point of this thread. It must be aimed at those in the social grades of D &E. Apologies for intruding."
That's my selection, not my opinion. |
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« Reply #11 on: 22 July 2010, 04:43 AM » |
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No Spanish class themselves as foreign and Enlgish as English. You need an education.
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jimbo_bwfc
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« Reply #12 on: 25 July 2010, 06:23 PM » |
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i dont know why you have me singled out as some sort of moronic half wit
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« Reply #13 on: 25 July 2010, 06:51 PM » |
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Having the dubious honour of picking a winner, I pick this one. Traf's opinions on watching Bolton play Toronto FC at 12:30am. I'd rather watch my own piss evaporate.
Congratulations to Traf. I hope he isn't still watching it! |
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Le God
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« Reply #14 on: 25 July 2010, 07:35 PM » |
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I've no doubt some of the quotes from this thread could rival Churchill; JFK; Dr. King and the like.
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« Reply #15 on: 25 July 2010, 07:45 PM » |
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"...the worst idea since Natahsa's mum decided to keep the baby." - JayJay23
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« Reply #16 on: 25 July 2010, 07:47 PM » |
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Having the dubious honour of picking a winner, I pick this one. Traf's opinions on watching Bolton play Toronto FC at 12:30am.
Congratulations to Traf. I hope he isn't still watching it!
I did like that one! My favourite one so far is: Cathy still hasn't grasped the difference between "your" and "you're" despite being told a million times.
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Sluffy
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« Reply #17 on: 25 July 2010, 08:13 PM » |
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Yes well done Traf - remember it is your honour to pick next weeks winner!  |
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Keegan
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« Reply #18 on: 25 July 2010, 08:58 PM » |
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My favourite quote so far: Twoddle! Shagging's ace!
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"I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness because it shows me the stars.”
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traf
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« Reply #19 on: 25 July 2010, 10:46 PM » |
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I'm very pleased to be the first recipient of such an honour.
I'd like to thank my family & my agent and most of all, everyone who voted for me.
I'll gladly choose the next winner next Sunday, but they must of course, be nominated onto this thread to be considered.
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Everybody is a genius. But, if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will spend its whole life believing that it is stupid
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Chris Rabz
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« Reply #20 on: 26 July 2010, 06:05 AM » |
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I know it's not allowed, but it's not often I come up with any. And I know none of you nonces (Sharps hasn't hacked my account, promise) will vote for it... I'll do it myself. If you're shíte, you get laughed at.
If you're good, you get appreciated.
If you're great, you get revered.
If you're the best, you are hated. By everyone else.
And that doesn't stop.
No that doesn't stop.
Not does it stop until you fail.
And when you fail and you fall....
You fall down a shaft into a hole far below the place you started. I typed it drunk, and I'm still drunk quoting it, but I think it's pretty good! If you disagree just leave me my bottle of Volvic, I'm in the cell in between Didle and Amos. I'll be hung by August if I don't get a CD player and a copy of Joy Division's Unknown Pleasures.* *May not really happen, but if you agree to it you owe Wonga.com £2,431 per day, every day until you are the age of Chris Amos. No clause can release you. |
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When routine bites hard, and ambitions are low. When resentment rides high, but emotion won't grow... And we're changing our ways, taking different roads. Love... Love will tear us apart, again.
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Natasha Whittam
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« Reply #21 on: 26 July 2010, 01:02 PM » |
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It's a sad day when you have to vote for your own post, especially when it's as funny as being locked in a cupboard with Didle and his cousin.
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Fair play to you then if you're willing to share your knickers with a willy.
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Chris Rabz
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« Reply #22 on: 26 July 2010, 06:00 PM » |
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I'm sorry Natasha. You know what it's like, when you've had a drink your own comedy is always funnier than everyone else's. Granted though, it isn't actually that funny at all. I've just re-read that post and have decided I really must stop coming on here when I'm in that state.
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When routine bites hard, and ambitions are low. When resentment rides high, but emotion won't grow... And we're changing our ways, taking different roads. Love... Love will tear us apart, again.
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Natasha Whittam
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« Reply #23 on: 26 July 2010, 06:20 PM » |
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I'm sorry Natasha. You know what it's like No I don't know what it's like, I only drink warm Vimto. Ribena on special occasions. |
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Fair play to you then if you're willing to share your knickers with a willy.
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traf
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« Reply #24 on: 26 July 2010, 07:12 PM » |
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Warm Vimto & Ribena are both very good shouts.
Where do you stand on C-Vit?
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Everybody is a genius. But, if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will spend its whole life believing that it is stupid
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