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« on: 02 May 2010, 08:44 PM »

Yeah it's been ripped off another site, but fcúk it!

You've all seen them on this forum, the match day threads we have for whoever our next upcoming game is. They can sometimes get to 10+ pages of rubbish and ranting, which to somebody that supports another club other than Bolton, would find quite amusing. So why don't we get a laugh and take a dip into THEIR match day threads?

It's always funnier when it's a team you hate, and you managed to beat them, I would have loved to have seen the Burnley match day thread from one of their forums after LCY smashed the only goal in. So anyway, here goes. I've taken a look on a couple of Spurs' forums to see what they've been saying about us, prior, during and after the match.

I take a look on one Spurs site, and it seems like there's a hilarious Wiganer on there. Notlob? Oh the originality! He also seems to prefer Megson to Coyle:
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Not as concerned against Coyle's Bolton as I would have been against Allardyce/Meggo's Bolton. They try and play football, and we should play them off the pitch. Goal difference may be important on the final day, and I just see us thrashing notlob.

Someone else with a bit more sense then replies to him:
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I'm actually very confident of victory. Owen Coyle is a fine manager but he's the type that spurs tend to deal with.

Fair point I suppose:
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nothing less than a win is acceptable here, city and villa play each other and liverpool host chelsea so we could take a huge step towards 4th next saturday and if we don't grab it we won't finish 4th, simples, we don't deserve CL football if we can beat arsenal and chelsea at home and not beat bolton

I think this is a first, someone excited about going to watch Bolton:
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Going to this game tomorrow, haven't been to that many this season so quite excited about it.

Think this sums up a lot of opposing fans' views on KD:
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I hate Bolton and I hate Kevin Davies. Please let this be a comforable win.

Arse clenching?
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It'll be another arse-clenching 2-1 win. Put a monkey on it...

This guy seems like the 'Straight G' of the Spurs forums:
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spurs we need this winn come on

Sounds a bit homo-erotic to me:
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We have to rag them off the park early doors.

Some Spurs fans must REALLY like Bolton!:
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yeah i am gonna freak if i can't watch this game.

They're arguing amongst themselves. The first one is from a Spurs fan that has his avatar as Harry Redknapp with 'disgrace of a manager' written over it:
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dont be a p... Im fecking nervous at the moment...
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Me a prick?
Change your ****in avatar!!

I don't know whether this is a compliment or not:
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Still, we did our job, Bolton are a tough lot of bastards.

Someone's post-match review included this... What an ungrateful tosspot, FOUR international strikers at their club. And wasn't Defoe blitzing the league a few months back?
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Harry needs to add a top class striker and another central defender in this offseason. I can't remember the last time our strikers have looked lethal.

Ref must have given Bolton a free kick on Kevin Davies:
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WHAT KINDA REF IS THIS !!
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WTF is the Ref doing?
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wtf what is the ref doing !!

The goal goes in:
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WOW WOW WOW i love HUUDDD ~!!!!!
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GOAL!!!!!!!

Followed by one happy poster:
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still hate huddlestone everyone

They then get a bit distracted, is this Sharps in disguise?
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Villa you useless pile of cun!s

Sir Nut is back:
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what u guys serious !! how did that happend ??

Has the ball boy dropped his pants?
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Haha what was that ball boy doing XD
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wtf is the ball boy doing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToEuDuo8Q0s

Quite a respectful lot these men:
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we got the 3 points, that's the main thing against a tough, dogged side like bolton,


Overall, after going on three Spurs forums, they didn't talk about us much, they just liked slagging off Man City. Hope you enjoyed the read anyway and go easy on me it's my first go in about four years!

If you like, I can have another go for the Birmingham game.
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« Reply #1 on: 02 May 2010, 08:52 PM »

funny as, defo do another one.
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« Reply #2 on: 02 May 2010, 08:54 PM »

funny as, defo do another one.

As I say there's not really any 'bad blood' between ourselves and Spurs but there are some crackers when you play Wigan, or Wolves or someone like that. Especially when Bolton win and they lose!
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« Reply #3 on: 02 May 2010, 08:55 PM »

Personally i like to do this (looking at other teams forums) Keep these spy threads coming. Cool
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« Reply #4 on: 02 May 2010, 08:57 PM »

I remember looking at KUMB (West Ham's forum) when we beat them at their place.

All I remember was "fcuking Kevin Davies!" Tongue
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« Reply #5 on: 02 May 2010, 09:15 PM »

I remember looking at KUMB (West Ham's forum) when we beat them at their place.

All I remember was "fcuking Kevin Davies!" Tongue

A 'spy' post for that game would be hilarious. KUMB hate Bolton.
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« Reply #6 on: 02 May 2010, 09:31 PM »

Excellent Howfen!

More of the spy please!

Hope you don't mind but I did edit your post to put a You tube clip of the 'ball boy' in for those who may not know what happened.
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« Reply #7 on: 02 May 2010, 09:54 PM »

West Hams forum should be changed to KUNTS
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« Reply #8 on: 02 May 2010, 10:54 PM »

Good of robinson to kinda High five/shake hands with the ball boy. He was looking shíte scared!
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« Reply #9 on: 02 May 2010, 11:51 PM »

No worries Sluffy. I'll have another go against Birmingham and hopefully we'll get three points against them and see some angry posts slagging us off!
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« Reply #10 on: 03 May 2010, 01:08 PM »

Great thread idea! Much easier to laugh at opposing fans' deluded views than our own lot Tongue Pity you started it for game 37 of 38 though!
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« Reply #11 on: 03 May 2010, 11:17 PM »

Well done Howfen, it can't have been easy as Spurs fans don't exactly see us as their rivals.

And think it will be easier for you to find funny stuff against the likes of Wigan, Rovers, West Ham etc next season.

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« Reply #12 on: 05 May 2010, 08:29 AM »

The spy is a good addition, West Ham have the best board to look at, if you think we can moan then think again.
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« Reply #13 on: 05 May 2010, 08:35 AM »

The spy is a good addition, West Ham have the best board to look at, if you think we can moan then think again.

Oooh I don't know.

I had a look at the Jackburn sites when that fan got twátted over the head with a wheelie bin.

Jeeze, I thought we didn't like Megson until I saw some of their views on Allardyce.

I think internet based football fans tend to be collective groups of professional moaners.
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« Reply #14 on: 05 May 2010, 07:56 PM »

I had a look on one of the West Ham boards last night and they really don't  like us, it will be a cracking laugh when we do the double over them again next season. For shits and giggles, I might do a West Ham one now, from our 2-0 win at their place this season if anyone thinks it's a good idea?
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« Reply #15 on: 05 May 2010, 10:48 PM »

I do!

If you can find the time Howfen, I bet that it would make a cracking read.
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« Reply #16 on: 05 May 2010, 10:55 PM »

I had a look on one of the West Ham boards last night and they really don't  like us, it will be a cracking laugh when we do the double over them again next season. For shits and giggles, I might do a West Ham one now, from our 2-0 win at their place this season if anyone thinks it's a good idea?

Fantastic stuff. Get it up(sounded wrong). I hope some comments come off KUMB. Never seen a team hate Bolton more.


http://www.kumb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=120757&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&hilit=bolton+wanderers+hate+bolton&start=0


Read that start to finish and youll be pissing yer sides. I loved how so many were confident at the beginning.

Never seen the word c*nt used so many times in one thread.  Cool
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« Reply #17 on: 05 May 2010, 11:16 PM »

I had a look on one of the West Ham boards last night and they really don't  like us, it will be a cracking laugh when we do the double over them again next season. For shits and giggles, I might do a West Ham one now, from our 2-0 win at their place this season if anyone thinks it's a good idea?

It can be a practice one.

We can give it a critique Grin
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« Reply #18 on: 05 May 2010, 11:55 PM »

Those KUMB cnuts are really clueless...

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I think McCann is a big loss for them as he has been scoring a few. I'm pretty confident we'll do 'em for once.

That's rich...
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« Reply #19 on: 06 May 2010, 07:47 PM »

Haha, KUMB is a cracking forum I've been on there a few times before.

Ok I'll do a sample one from a match some time tonight

Edit: Look in the blog section for my West Ham Spy post!
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