Yeah it's been ripped off another site, but fcúk it!
You've all seen them on this forum, the match day threads we have for whoever our next upcoming game is. They can sometimes get to 10+ pages of rubbish and ranting, which to somebody that supports another club other than Bolton, would find quite amusing. So why don't we get a laugh and take a dip into THEIR match day threads?
It's always funnier when it's a team you hate, and you managed to beat them, I would have loved to have seen the Burnley match day thread from one of their forums after LCY smashed the only goal in. So anyway, here goes. I've taken a look on a couple of Spurs' forums to see what they've been saying about us, prior, during and after the match.
I take a look on one Spurs site, and it seems like there's a hilarious Wiganer on there. Notlob? Oh the originality! He also seems to prefer Megson to Coyle:
Not as concerned against Coyle's Bolton as I would have been against Allardyce/Meggo's Bolton. They try and play football, and we should play them off the pitch. Goal difference may be important on the final day, and I just see us thrashing notlob.
Someone else with a bit more sense then replies to him:
I'm actually very confident of victory. Owen Coyle is a fine manager but he's the type that spurs tend to deal with.
Fair point I suppose:
nothing less than a win is acceptable here, city and villa play each other and liverpool host chelsea so we could take a huge step towards 4th next saturday and if we don't grab it we won't finish 4th, simples, we don't deserve CL football if we can beat arsenal and chelsea at home and not beat bolton
I think this is a first, someone excited about going to watch Bolton:
Going to this game tomorrow, haven't been to that many this season so quite excited about it.
Think this sums up a lot of opposing fans' views on KD:
I hate Bolton and I hate Kevin Davies. Please let this be a comforable win.
Arse clenching?
It'll be another arse-clenching 2-1 win. Put a monkey on it...
This guy seems like the 'Straight G' of the Spurs forums:
spurs we need this winn come on
Sounds a bit homo-erotic to me:
We have to rag them off the park early doors.
Some Spurs fans must REALLY like Bolton!:
yeah i am gonna freak if i can't watch this game.
They're arguing amongst themselves. The first one is from a Spurs fan that has his avatar as Harry Redknapp with 'disgrace of a manager' written over it:
dont be a p... Im fecking nervous at the moment...
Me a prick?
Change your ****in avatar!!
I don't know whether this is a compliment or not:
Still, we did our job, Bolton are a tough lot of bastards.
Someone's post-match review included this... What an ungrateful tosspot, FOUR international strikers at their club. And wasn't Defoe blitzing the league a few months back?
Harry needs to add a top class striker and another central defender in this offseason. I can't remember the last time our strikers have looked lethal.
Ref must have given Bolton a free kick on Kevin Davies:
WHAT KINDA REF IS THIS !!
WTF is the Ref doing?
wtf what is the ref doing !!
The goal goes in:
WOW WOW WOW i love HUUDDD ~!!!!!
GOAL!!!!!!!
Followed by one happy poster:
still hate huddlestone everyone
They then get a bit distracted, is this Sharps in disguise?
Villa you useless pile of cun!s
Sir Nut is back:
what u guys serious !! how did that happend ??
Has the ball boy dropped his pants?
Haha what was that ball boy doing XD
wtf is the ball boy doing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToEuDuo8Q0sQuite a respectful lot these men:
we got the 3 points, that's the main thing against a tough, dogged side like bolton,
Overall, after going on three Spurs forums, they didn't talk about us much, they just liked slagging off Man City. Hope you enjoyed the read anyway and go easy on me it's my first go in about four years!
If you like, I can have another go for the Birmingham game.