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« on: 15 April 2010, 07:48 AM » |
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For a long time now I've thought I was special. I've never quite been able to put my finger on why I feel special, but I know I have been put on this planet for a reason.
I've recently realised that the "reason" for my existence is to dispense football knowledge to plebs like yourself. I'm able to see things before the rest of you and am not swayed by forum opinion or abuse.
Let's look at the facts:
1) I'm the Prediction League winner, amassing a total of 103 points so far, more than DOUBLE my nearest rival.
2) I stated several games ago that Stan Laurel, sorry Owen Coyle, had lost the players. You all slated me but after the Villa home game most of you were in agreement that the players had given up.
3) I stated Elmander would be a waste of money after just one game. I have been proven right.
4) You all thought Lee was going to be a world-beater. I said he would be lightweight and would eventually be dropped. He has proven to be lightweight, can't cross to save his life, and is increasingly becoming like his namesake David. Crap.
5) You all mocked me when I suggested Micky Adams was a genius for publically condemning his players and putting them ALL on the transfer list. And what happens? He turns Port Vale into a goal machine and marches them into the play-offs and, no doubt, promotion.
This evidence leads me to believe I have a gift for football. It’s about time you all gave up on the Natasha-bashing and started to worship at the church of Natasha.
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Fair play to you then if you're willing to share your knickers with a willy.
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Squidgy
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« Reply #1 on: 15 April 2010, 08:18 AM » |
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Beware false prophets
Squidgy
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I have learned never to ridicule any man's opinion, however strange it may seem - ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE - Like fúck I have.
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« Reply #2 on: 15 April 2010, 08:52 AM » |
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You're also king of the internet - well done.
Next step is getting a life and stop pretending to be a woman on a Bolton messageboard.....
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The Ghost of Burnden
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« Reply #3 on: 15 April 2010, 09:02 AM » |
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For a long time now I've thought I was special. I've never quite been able to put my finger on why I feel special, but I know I have been put on this planet for a reason. I've recently realised that the "reason" for my existence is to dispense football knowledge to plebs like yourself. I'm able to see things before the rest of you and am not swayed by forum opinion or abuse. Let's look at the facts: 1) I'm the Prediction League winner, amassing a total of 103 points so far, more than DOUBLE my nearest rival. Not played it this season, so lets see what happens next season - so can't comment!!!2) I stated several games ago that Stan Laurel, sorry Owen Coyle, had lost the players. You all slated me but after the Villa home game most of you were in agreement that the players had given up. If the players had given up then why did we play so magnificently againt Chelsea - if it wasn't for bad referring I do believe we could have got a least a point!!!3) I stated Elmander would be a waste of money after just one game. I have been proven right. And how many others actually said the same thing after 1 game, I know that I did as well, so does that make me a prophet as well? 4) You all thought Lee was going to be a world-beater. I said he would be lightweight and would eventually be dropped. He has proven to be lightweight, can't cross to save his life, and is increasingly becoming like his namesake David. Crap. Lightweight - a foreigner comes in and plays like he has done, where the spirit and actual play of the game is totally different to what he is used to - Lee, again has been amazing and will only get better and better (plus its opened Bolton's door to the eastern market and fans :-) ) - and I thought you were in marketing - or is that just people traffiking???5) You all mocked me when I suggested Micky Adams was a genius for publically condemning his players and putting them ALL on the transfer list. And what happens? He turns Port Vale into a goal machine and marches them into the play-offs and, no doubt, promotion. Dont really look at other teams as my is Bolton and that's all I am bothered about - so no comment - and where are your loyalties to the Whites???This evidence leads me to believe I have a gift for football. It’s about time you all gave up on the Natasha-bashing and started to worship at the church of Natasha. Now where is Waco, again??? |
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Bouncebackability.
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Natasha Whittam
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« Reply #4 on: 15 April 2010, 11:15 AM » |
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I don't call it Waco, it's called the Natasha Whittam Fan Club. Currently has 37 members from all over the world.
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Fair play to you then if you're willing to share your knickers with a willy.
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« Reply #5 on: 15 April 2010, 12:14 PM » |
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>>Re: Am I Jesus?<<
You dont live in the K2 ward at Bolton Royal by anychance?
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We're the one and only Wanderers!
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« Reply #6 on: 15 April 2010, 12:39 PM » |
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How do I join your fan club and how dare you insult Sir David Lee.
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Natasha Whittam
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« Reply #7 on: 15 April 2010, 12:50 PM » |
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David Lee was the master at hitting the first man when he crossed a ball.
My fan club is by invitation only. Sorry.
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Fair play to you then if you're willing to share your knickers with a willy.
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« Reply #8 on: 15 April 2010, 01:13 PM » |
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Natasha's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy |
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"What about the piranhas?"
"They're eating the guests Sir"
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SeatBanger
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« Reply #9 on: 15 April 2010, 02:44 PM » |
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« Reply #10 on: 15 April 2010, 03:49 PM » |
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Jesus has great taste in clubs.
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"What about the piranhas?"
"They're eating the guests Sir"
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Keegan
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« Reply #11 on: 15 April 2010, 06:36 PM » |
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No Natasha, you are not. Next question?
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"I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness because it shows me the stars.”
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Howfen White
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« Reply #12 on: 15 April 2010, 07:15 PM » |
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You've got the same hairdo and 'tache as him, yes
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Natasha Whittam
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« Reply #13 on: 15 April 2010, 07:58 PM » |
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No Natasha, you are not. Next question?
That's not a proper answer Keegan. I need evidence. |
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Fair play to you then if you're willing to share your knickers with a willy.
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« Reply #14 on: 16 April 2010, 04:14 AM » |
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Jesus is into football? You probably mean the Spanish/Mexican Jesus (Hay-sues). If Jesus likes football and Bolton Wanderers, it is probably because we have brought a number of Jews to the club.  Can you have a word with yourself (or your dad) about getting us 3 points at the weekend and some more in the remaining games. We'd also like more money, better quality, and bigger/noisier crowds. Thank you. Amen! |
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