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« Reply #550 on: 26 January 2011, 11:45 PM » |
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« Reply #551 on: 26 January 2011, 11:59 PM » |
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Google?
Fúcking google?
How very fúcking dare you?
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Everybody is a genius. But, if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will spend its whole life believing that it is stupid
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« Reply #552 on: 22 February 2011, 11:11 AM » |
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General Gasslefield, accused of high treason, is sentenced to death by the court-martial. He is allowed to make a final statement, after which he will be shot if the statement is false or will be hung if the statement is true. Gasslefield makes his final statement and is released.
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« Reply #553 on: 22 February 2011, 11:18 AM » |
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[spoiler]I'm going to be shot.[/spoiler]
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« Reply #554 on: 22 February 2011, 12:30 PM » |
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What Sluffy said.
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Everybody is a genius. But, if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will spend its whole life believing that it is stupid
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« Reply #555 on: 22 February 2011, 01:22 PM » |
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Lenny Henry.
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« Reply #556 on: 22 February 2011, 01:46 PM » |
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Well done, Sluffy and Traf. A few of us are playing this game at work; can anyone beat my highscore of 3907? http://www.miniclip.com/games/monkey-kick-off/en/ |
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« Reply #557 on: 14 April 2011, 02:36 PM » |
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Old Mr.Freddy was found dead in his study by Mr.Andy. Mr.Andy recounted his dismal discovery to the police. "I was walking by Mr.Freddy's house when I thought I would just pop in for a visit. I noticed his study light was on and I decided to peek in from the outside to see if he was in there. There was frost on the window, so I had to wipe it away to see inside. That is when I saw his body. So I kicked in the front door to confirm my suspicions of foul play. I called the police immediately afterward." The officer immediately arrested Mr.Andy for the murder of Mr.Freddy.
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« Reply #558 on: 14 April 2011, 05:22 PM » |
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To have wiped the frost off, he would have had to be inside the house. Frost does not from on the outside.
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Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, and professionals built the Titanic.
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« Reply #559 on: 14 April 2011, 07:11 PM » |
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Yay! Spuds' is back!
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"I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness because it shows me the stars.”
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« Reply #560 on: 14 April 2011, 07:31 PM » |
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Yes, well done Spudulika. |
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« Reply #561 on: 14 April 2011, 07:49 PM » |
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2980 is my best effort so far... |
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« Reply #562 on: 14 April 2011, 08:00 PM » |
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Careful Keegan, it's addictive. |
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« Reply #563 on: 15 April 2011, 01:56 PM » |
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression, so just give the twat a good shoeing, he'll respect you.
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« Reply #564 on: 16 April 2011, 12:36 AM » |
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« Reply #565 on: 16 April 2011, 01:10 AM » |
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4165 within my first 10 go's.
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« Reply #566 on: 18 April 2011, 05:40 PM » |
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4104 on 3rd attempt.
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« Reply #567 on: 18 April 2011, 05:53 PM » |
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4410 once I worked out what was going on.
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« Reply #568 on: 19 April 2011, 02:36 AM » |
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I cant get past 597, is there a trick to it?
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« Reply #569 on: 19 April 2011, 10:22 AM » |
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It's all about timing.
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« Reply #570 on: 19 April 2011, 10:27 AM » |
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Yeah, what Dave said. I think the best bet is wait for it to kick the ball higher than the other kicks, then just time it. |
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« Reply #571 on: 19 April 2011, 05:22 PM » |
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I cant get past 597, is there a trick to it?
597's good for a girl in a ball-related game, though. And I bet you're much better than us blokes at washing-up and hoovering. |
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Everybody is a genius. But, if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will spend its whole life believing that it is stupid
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« Reply #572 on: 19 April 2011, 10:01 PM » |
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3,915 on the third attempt. ' I could a been a contender.'
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Why do we experiment on animals when there are so many lawyers ?
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« Reply #573 on: 19 April 2011, 10:22 PM » |
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4000. Cant seem to get past there. |
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