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« on: 25 March 2010, 01:49 PM » |
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I have seen the joke thread so I thought I might as well post up a Riddle Thread to see if it gets the same popularity,
Guess the Riddle
I come from your ears,
I can also generate fear,
some people love to do it,
indirectly some chew it,
I'm not welcome in a house,
I'm as quiet as a mouse,
What Am I?
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« Last Edit: 25 March 2010, 01:56 PM by Jamster26 »
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"Just when they think they have all the answers, I change the questions".
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« Reply #1 on: 25 March 2010, 05:53 PM » |
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Smoke.
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« Reply #2 on: 25 March 2010, 06:43 PM » |
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I have seen the joke thread so I thought I might as well post up a Riddle Thread to see if it gets the same popularity,
Guess the Riddle
I come from your ears,
I can also generate fear,
some people love to do it,
indirectly some chew it,
I'm not welcome in a house,
I'm as quiet as a mouse,
What Am I?
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Jamster26
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« Reply #3 on: 26 March 2010, 08:56 AM » |
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Smoke.
Correct  Does anyone else know of any riddles? |
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"Just when they think they have all the answers, I change the questions".
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luczka
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« Reply #4 on: 26 March 2010, 09:17 AM » |
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"I'm hard yet soft, I am coloured yet clear, I am fruity and sweet, I am jelly... what am I? "
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« Reply #5 on: 26 March 2010, 09:18 AM » |
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A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
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luczka
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« Reply #6 on: 26 March 2010, 09:22 AM » |
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She was hungry?
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« Reply #7 on: 26 March 2010, 09:36 AM » |
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"I'm hard yet soft, I am coloured yet clear, I am fruity and sweet, I am jelly... what am I? "
Stephen K Amos |
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« Reply #8 on: 26 March 2010, 09:54 AM » |
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Stephen K Amos
Did I say you caould use my full name?  LOL LOL LOL LOL |
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« Reply #9 on: 26 March 2010, 09:57 AM » |
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Did I say you caould use my full name? LOL LOL LOL LOL Another thread killed, congratulations. |
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« Reply #10 on: 26 March 2010, 10:01 AM » |
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Another thread killed, congratulations.
nah you did that earlier with your usual use of sexual bodyparts - a bit pathetic especially at your age, sir. |
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« Reply #11 on: 26 March 2010, 11:28 AM » |
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A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
I know it (I think), so as not to spoil it for anyone else I have just put the first letters of the words to the answer below. A a a d k t d a. |
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« Reply #12 on: 26 March 2010, 11:31 AM » |
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I know it (I think), so as not to spoil it for anyone else I have just put the first letters of the words to the answer below.
A a a d k t d a.
I thought that, as well!!! (hope it is :-) )
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« Reply #13 on: 26 March 2010, 11:45 AM » |
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A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
Because he felt like it. Temmy Riddle King. |
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When routine bites hard, and ambitions are low. When resentment rides high, but emotion won't grow... And we're changing our ways, taking different roads. Love... Love will tear us apart, again.
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« Reply #14 on: 26 March 2010, 12:18 PM » |
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I know it (I think), so as not to spoil it for anyone else I have just put the first letters of the words to the answer below.
A a a d k t d a.
Yeah thats the right answer. |
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Jamster26
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« Reply #15 on: 26 March 2010, 01:07 PM » |
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Football Bet Riddle
Big Sharps bets Amos £100 that he can predict the score of the football match before it starts. Amos agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Amos lose the bet?
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« Last Edit: 26 March 2010, 01:14 PM by Jamster26 »
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"Just when they think they have all the answers, I change the questions".
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« Reply #16 on: 26 March 2010, 02:42 PM » |
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After what I read on the First names thread today I am beginning to like the new nickname of "The GOB"
Ok - wittering on there but the riddle to this one - aint got a clue!
The GOB
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« Reply #17 on: 26 March 2010, 03:39 PM » |
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Football Bet Riddle
Big Sharps bets Amos £100 that he can predict the score of the football match before it starts. Amos agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Amos lose the bet?
Because Big Sharps beat him to death before the match even started thus making the bet void. |
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« Reply #18 on: 26 March 2010, 05:28 PM » |
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Football Bet Riddle
Big Sharps bets Amos £100 that he can predict the score of the football match before it starts. Amos agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Amos lose the bet?
Because Sharps predicts every combination of the possible scores for the game and not just a single score prediction? |
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« Reply #19 on: 27 March 2010, 07:51 AM » |
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Because Big Sharps beat him to death before the match even started thus making the bet void.
you up for trying it then, girly? |
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« Reply #20 on: 27 March 2010, 10:46 AM » |
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you up for trying it then, girly?
I would paste you seven different shades of purple you dull dumpy wanker. |
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« Reply #21 on: 27 March 2010, 11:35 AM » |
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FIGHT!!!!!
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« Reply #22 on: 29 March 2010, 11:32 AM » |
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I would paste you seven different shades of purple you dull dumpy wanker.
i'd like to see you try it, imbecile! you are all talk and no action - typical scum supporter! |
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« Reply #23 on: 29 March 2010, 12:28 PM » |
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Bit of a crap one but..... What goes up a chimney down but not down a chimney up....  |
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We're the one and only Wanderers!
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Sluffy
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« Reply #24 on: 29 March 2010, 12:59 PM » |
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That one is even older than me Aaron! |
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