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« on: 25 March 2010, 07:40 AM » |
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1. What world record attempt did Bolton Wanderers fans fail abysmally at in 1982?
We should hang our heads in shame.
2. Burnden Park was chosen for the 1901 FA Cup final replay venue between Spurs v Sheffield Utd. For many years later this was dubbed "Pie Saturday". Why?
* Rules apply:
1. No Googling
2. Rival's Refugee banned until midday for being a smartarse
3. Ghost of Burnden banned today as I suspect he was a cheating cúnt yesterday.
** Disclaimer:
Squidgy cannot be held responsible for the historical accuracy of any information contained in this thread as it was provided from a book written by a paedophile. Paedophiles are not to be trusted.
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« Reply #1 on: 25 March 2010, 07:46 AM » |
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How could I cheat at work - it was a pure guess!!!  |
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« Reply #2 on: 25 March 2010, 07:51 AM » |
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How could I cheat at work - it was a pure guess!!! Kangaroo court. I nominate myself judge, jury and executioner. I put it to the jury (and I am sort of talking to myself in that respect). Did you, Chris Amos, on the 24th day of March in the 2010th year of our lord have access to google whilst in your work place? I want a simple yes or no answer not your fcuking life story. |
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« Reply #3 on: 25 March 2010, 08:00 AM » |
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Kangaroo court.
I nominate myself judge, jury and executioner.
I put it to the jury (and I am sort of talking to myself in that respect).
Did you, Chris Amos, on the 24th day of March in the 2010th year of our lord have access to google whilst in your work place?
I want a simple yes or no answer not your fcuking life story.
NO, m'lord |
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« Reply #4 on: 25 March 2010, 08:04 AM » |
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I'll refraise the question.
Do you, or do you not have internet access in your work place, thus allowing you to post your answer on the internet on said thread?
Yes or no will suffice.
Take that long to answer again and I'll twát you with my gabble.
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« Reply #5 on: 25 March 2010, 08:06 AM » |
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I'll refraise the question.
Do you, or do you not have internet access in your work place, thus allowing you to post your answer on the internet on said thread?
Yes or no will suffice.
Take that long to answer again and I'll twát you with my gabble.
apologies for the time-lapse, the mice haven't put their clogs on yet to work!!! Answer - YES, m'lord |
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« Reply #6 on: 25 March 2010, 08:08 AM » |
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The court has heard enough.
Approach the bench fat boy.
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« Reply #7 on: 25 March 2010, 08:10 AM » |
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The court has heard enough.
Approach the bench fat boy.
What Sharps is there as well - oh well it is a kangaroo court! |
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« Reply #8 on: 25 March 2010, 08:14 AM » |
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Speak only when spoken to you contemptuous shitehawk!
I've spoken to the Jury and he finds you guilty.
I am retiring to my quarters now to deliberate the verdict.
I am also going to have cornflakes.
Will the court please rise for the Rt Honourable Squidgy QC
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« Reply #9 on: 25 March 2010, 08:19 AM » |
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BOOOOOOO!
As for my last meal, can I have a nice Sunday Roast (Beef) with lashings of gravy and a gorgeous Yorkshire pud and plenty of sprouts
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« Reply #10 on: 25 March 2010, 08:22 AM » |
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Guards restrain this fuckwit while I read my findings.
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« Reply #11 on: 25 March 2010, 08:30 AM » |
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Mr Amos, having looked through your record of previous misdemeanors it appears that this is not the first time you have been accused of being a lying little toad.
Based on the evidence presented before me today (and I really couldn't be bothered listening to some manner of verbal diarrhoea of a defence from you), I concur with the jury's verdict and do also find you to be a lying cúnt.
You are sentenced to a one month ban from posting on any of my trivia threads. The ban will take effect immediately and end at 08:00 on the 24th April 2010. By that time I hope I will have run out of things to post.
You are allowed one AND ONLY FÚCKING ONE response to my verdict on this thread.
If you ever darken my courtroom again I'll twát you.
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« Reply #12 on: 25 March 2010, 08:38 AM » |
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can i have my last meal, now!!!
not had roast dinner for months :-(
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« Reply #13 on: 25 March 2010, 08:43 AM » |
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can i have my last meal, now!!!
not had roast dinner for months :-(
Last words are not really your forte are they? Hardly Spike Milligan. Now bugger off till next month. |
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« Reply #14 on: 25 March 2010, 08:45 AM » |
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I believe the programme from the Sheffield United v Spurs game at Crystal Palace attracted the highest price of any 20th century issue at a recent auction.If a programme from the replay at Bolton surfaced that would no doubt sell for more.
Really? Do you know how much it went for? Probably right about this programme too given the answer to the question. |
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« Reply #15 on: 25 March 2010, 08:52 AM » |
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Really? Do you know how much it went for?
Probably right about this programme too given the answer to the question.
which is? |
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« Reply #16 on: 25 March 2010, 10:04 AM » |
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Might be more private if you and Amos want to flirt in PM rather than on this thread.
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« Reply #17 on: 25 March 2010, 10:42 AM » |
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Might be more private if you and Amos want to flirt in PM rather than on this thread.
it my jailer buddie - how ya doin' sharpsie? |
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« Reply #18 on: 25 March 2010, 11:50 AM » |
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You lot are useless, at least have a guess!
I'm off out now and probably won't be online till tomorrow with a raging hangover on earlies.
Toodle pip.
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« Reply #19 on: 25 March 2010, 12:16 PM » |
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2. I read the reason was that the good people at Burnden greatly overestimated the attendance for the final and, as such, ordered too many pies. When the masses didn't arive, the surplus pies were given away (or sold on the cheap) to the hungry locals who named it "Pie Saturday"
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« Reply #20 on: 25 March 2010, 12:43 PM » |
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1. What world record attempt did Bolton Wanderers fans fail abysmally at in 1982? Most supporters singing in perfect sync with each other? 2. Burnden Park was chosen for the 1901 FA Cup final replay venue between Spurs v Sheffield Utd. For many years later this was dubbed "Pie Saturday". Why? Because Wigan Athletic hadn't been founded yet and we were therefore known as the Pie loving team/town? /Guess |
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« Reply #21 on: 25 March 2010, 12:47 PM » |
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They were expecting a large crowd and ordered thousands of pies. On the day of the game there was a national rail strike which meant that hardly any fans could get to the ground, leaving them with said thousands of pies which they had to give away.
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« Reply #22 on: 25 March 2010, 01:01 PM » |
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I knew the pies one.
I should know the other too - but I don't.
Did we try to knit the longest scarf or something equally as daft?
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« Reply #23 on: 26 March 2010, 11:52 AM » |
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2. I read the reason was that the good people at Burnden greatly overestimated the attendance for the final and, as such, ordered too many pies. When the masses didn't arive, the surplus pies were given away (or sold on the cheap) to the hungry locals who named it "Pie Saturday"
Pretty much. The first game was staged at Crystal Palace with nearly 115,000 in attendance. Anticipating a bumper crowd they catered accordingly. What they failed to account for that Bolton railway was in the process of being rebuilt and the railway company refused to offer discounted train tickets. In the end just over 20,000 turned up. One pie maker alone had produced 13,000 pies for the match and another caterer had prepared 1/5 a ton of sandwich meat. |
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« Reply #24 on: 26 March 2010, 11:53 AM » |
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The other one involves beer  |
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