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« on: 05 March 2010, 03:24 PM »

Pleasure - banging different women

Pain - having some doctor ram a swab down your japs eye, before then doing it again but even further down.

I'm still having nightmares now Shocked
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« Reply #1 on: 05 March 2010, 03:30 PM »

Pleasure: Going to a match that you haven't got a farts in hell chance of winning then walking out of the ground with all three points.

Pain: Walking into the engine on a Boeing 767 and nearly knocking myself out in the process.
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« Reply #2 on: 05 March 2010, 05:57 PM »

Pleasure: Supporting Bolton Wanderers.

Pain: See above.
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« Reply #3 on: 05 March 2010, 06:05 PM »



Pain: See above.

You've also nearly knocked yourself out on  the engine on a Boeing 767?  What are the odds?
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« Reply #4 on: 05 March 2010, 11:54 PM »

Pleasure - Fisting some unsuspecting lass
Pain - Being the Fistee....Bad Times
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« Reply #5 on: 06 March 2010, 12:00 AM »

Pleasure - Fisting some unsuspecting lass
Pain - Being the Fistee....Bad Times

Drunken revelations. Love it! (the Revelations, not unsuspecting fisting)
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« Reply #6 on: 06 March 2010, 12:22 AM »

You've also nearly knocked yourself out on  the engine on a Boeing 767?  What are the odds?

Surely there are more than one Boeing 767's in the world? Can't be that unusual...
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« Reply #7 on: 06 March 2010, 11:33 AM »

Pleasure - Seeing Wigan go 20-0 up at half time against Bradford
Pain - See them fcuking throw the game away in the 2nd half and lose 22-20 and get stuck in fcuking roadwork shíte traffic on the M62 back
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« Reply #8 on: 07 March 2010, 01:28 AM »

Pleasure - Seeing Wigan go 20-0 up at half time against Bradford
Pain - See them fcuking throw the game away in the 2nd half and lose 22-20 and get stuck in fcuking roadwork shíte traffic on the M62 back

I saw that result.

Drop a fecking 20 point lead to end up 22-20.

Crickey.
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« Reply #9 on: 07 March 2010, 11:23 AM »

I saw that result.

Drop a fecking 20 point lead to end up 22-20.

Crickey.

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