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« on: 17 February 2010, 01:31 PM »

Listen up you bunch of overpaid, underperforming bunch of ponces.

Tonight is the biggest game of our season. Defeat is not an option. Tonight is not about how many cars you have, how many models you’ve shagged or how many tattoos you can fit on your tiny penis. Tonight is about victory over our local rivals and going above them in the league.

I realise the white shirt of Bolton Wanderers means very little to you other than where your six-figure salary comes from each month, but to the thousands of fans who will support you tonight it means rather a lot. So for 90 minutes I expect 100% commitment to the cause. I will not accept defeat, I will not accept a draw. Only a victory will suffice.

If you put in another of your passionless performances we will get dicked on.  Let me make it quite clear what will happen if you lose. Defeat will result in 11 men being tied upside down by their balls and then forced to listen to Chris Amos’s life story for 48 hours non-stop.

Victory is your only option if you want to live.
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« Reply #1 on: 17 February 2010, 01:34 PM »

Can you change your avatar?

I find it ever so slightly disturbing.
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« Reply #2 on: 17 February 2010, 01:35 PM »

Listen up you bunch of overpaid, underperforming bunch of ponces.

Tonight is the biggest game of our season. Defeat is not an option. Tonight is not about how many cars you have, how many models you’ve shagged or how many tattoos you can fit on your tiny penis. Tonight is about victory over our local rivals and going above them in the league.

I realise the white shirt of Bolton Wanderers means very little to you other than where your six-figure salary comes from each month, but to the thousands of fans who will support you tonight it means rather a lot. So for 90 minutes I expect 100% commitment to the cause. I will not accept defeat, I will not accept a draw. Only a victory will suffice.

If you put in another of your passionless performances we will get dicked on.  Let me make it quite clear what will happen if you lose. Defeat will result in 11 men being tied upside down by their balls and then forced to listen to Chris Amos’s life story for 48 hours non-stop.

Victory is your only option if you want to live.


Can't believe i'm saying this but 100% agreed Natasha
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« Reply #3 on: 17 February 2010, 01:37 PM »


Can't believe i'm saying this but 100% agreed Natasha

I think the fact that victory is a MUST is something that unites us all Mr G.
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« Reply #4 on: 17 February 2010, 01:41 PM »

Natasha talking some sense.

WE MUST WIN TONIGHT!!!
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« Reply #5 on: 17 February 2010, 02:15 PM »

I remember a similar post being made ahead of the cup trip to Tranmere back in August, and I agree every bit as much as I did then. Not too many consider Wigan as a rival, certainly not in comparison to Man Utd and Blackburn but I certainly do. And it increases with every passing absent performance against them that leaves them with three points. The time has come to stop farting about.

Arsenal away - "We recognise Arsenal are a team of quality but I'm sure everyone will know the turning point was that tackle on Mark"

Liverpool away - "We were better than the 2-0 suggested and would have scored on another day"

Fulham home - "Owen Coyle was left feeling frustrated after Kevin Davies had a perfectly good goal ruled out by referee Mark Clattenburg."

Man City away - "Wanderers were unfortunate not to get anything from their short trip to Eastlands and in the manager's words 'made Manchester City look ordinary'".

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We've had all the bad luck stories we can afford now. We've played well but apart from Burnley and a point against Fulham we've got nothing for it. If we carry on we'll have sympathy, but go down. Enough of the excuses tonight, we just need to win. I don't care if it's a 5-0 win or a 1-0 win where we bundle it in from a yard out, we need wins and we need them now.  

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« Reply #6 on: 17 February 2010, 02:53 PM »

After the disgusting performances against Wigan under Gary Megson, it's definitely a must-win game. They've dominated us in all but two mates since they came up, and that's not good enough.

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« Reply #7 on: 17 February 2010, 03:22 PM »

Let's stuff 'em! Come on Bolton!  Tongue
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« Reply #8 on: 17 February 2010, 03:28 PM »

i'm trying here....but i can't see anything other than dissapointment.

i predict Knight to fail his fitness test and then hugo rodiaga (sp?) bumming us all night long.

he'll go with Muamba and Cohen in't middle and Taylor out wide. once again our only spark will be Chicken Chow Mein.

ARGH, i wish i could 'believe'
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« Reply #9 on: 17 February 2010, 06:40 PM »

Why are we all panicking,Bolton 2-1 the revival will start tonite.
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« Reply #10 on: 17 February 2010, 07:15 PM »

Well said Natasha, someone should read that out to them before they go out.

Time to stand up white men!!!!! There can be no hard luck stories after tonight. Big hearted passionate, lung busting, 150% effort smash em up performance and show the premier league that we mean to stay.


LETS DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #11 on: 17 February 2010, 10:03 PM »

Listen up you bunch of overpaid, underperforming bunch of ponces.

If you put in another of your passionless performances we will get dicked on. 

I guess they didnt listen. Saw no passion at all tonight. All overpaid and underforming wankers
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« Reply #12 on: 17 February 2010, 11:11 PM »

Listen up you bunch of overpaid, underperforming bunch of ponces.

If you put in another of your passionless performances we will get dicked on. 

I guess they didnt listen. Saw no passion at all tonight. All overpaid and underforming wankers

Agreed, i am disgusted with the whole lot of them including coyle!!! Why the fcúk did he bring wilshere on with 3 minutes left, whats the point at all??

We deserve to go down, worst team i've ever seen in a wanderers shirt...
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« Reply #13 on: 17 February 2010, 11:16 PM »

Listen up you bunch of overpaid, underperforming bunch of ponces.

If you put in another of your passionless performances we will get dicked on. 

I guess they didnt listen. Saw no passion at all tonight. All overpaid and underforming wankers

Agreed, i am disgusted with the whole lot of them including coyle!!! Why the fcúk did he bring wilshere on with 3 minutes left, whats the point at all??

We deserve to go down, worst team i've ever seen in a wanderers shirt...

true. the players can nearly not even pass the ball togheter(dont know if the ground should be blamed)
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« Reply #14 on: 17 February 2010, 11:17 PM »

Listen up you bunch of overpaid, underperforming bunch of ponces.

If you put in another of your passionless performances we will get dicked on. 

I guess they didnt listen. Saw no passion at all tonight. All overpaid and underforming wankers

Agreed, i am disgusted with the whole lot of them including coyle!!! Why the fcúk did he bring wilshere on with 3 minutes left, whats the point at all??

We deserve to go down, worst team i've ever seen in a wanderers shirt...

true. the players can nearly not even pass the ball togheter(dont know if the ground should be blamed)

The pitch was not to blame, we are just shíte
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« Reply #15 on: 17 February 2010, 11:18 PM »



We deserve to go down, worst team i've ever seen in a wanderers shirt...

You can't possibly be over 30 then.
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« Reply #16 on: 17 February 2010, 11:22 PM »



We deserve to go down, worst team i've ever seen in a wanderers shirt...

You can't possibly be over 30 then.

23 mate
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« Reply #17 on: 17 February 2010, 11:33 PM »

23 mate

You're very lucky then.
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« Reply #18 on: 17 February 2010, 11:55 PM »

You bunch of overpaid, underperforming ponces!

Another 90 minutes of utter garbage. I've seen more enthusiasm from dead bodies.

You should be ashamed of yourselves, you should offer to pay back your wages. You insult the legends of the past that were paid peanuts by comparison but gave 100% effort when they pulled on the white shirt. Oh for a John McGinlay tonight! Or a Gudni, or a fcuking Julian Darby!!

The idiots in all this are the fans like me that waste their hard-earned money on wankers like you. It is a disgrace that Johan Elmander earns more in a week than a nurse earns in a year, it is a disgrace that Matthew Taylor puts "professional footballer" on his CV.

I'm coming for you. Within 24 hours you will be dangling by your goolies while Chris Amos tells you how many dumps he did this week.
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« Reply #19 on: 17 February 2010, 11:59 PM »

These players didn't deserve the 5,000 Wanderers fans there supporting them.

Complete garbage.
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« Reply #20 on: 18 February 2010, 12:19 AM »

Last 20notes I waste on that crock of crap.
OC is not the savour. He's as negative as Mugson. Wenger must be doing his nut in.


Utter shite....
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« Reply #21 on: 18 February 2010, 02:53 AM »

Last 20notes I waste on that crock of crap.
OC is not the savour. He's as negative as Mugson. Wenger must be doing his nut in.


Utter shite....
Completely agree on the crock of shite bit,and Coyle being as negative as Megson,but with Coyle I think it is naivety no doubt he will become a top manager,I just think he needs to take the take no shíte road because the way I see it he is trying too hard to appease the senior players,instead of relegating under performers to the bench.
Once he can grow a pair,and assert his authority on the players or ship the free loaders out then we will see his managerial skills,and as much as I despised Megson he Coyle needs Megsons discipline as far as players are concerned.
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« Reply #22 on: 18 February 2010, 08:02 AM »

listen to Chris Amos’s life story for 48 hours non-stop.


Although I quite agree with you on your original post and your subsequent post - on most points!!!!

Just one thing to pint out...

It is actually more grammatically correct to do Amos'  and not Amos's!

Right lets begin.....


First one at  0845.....
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« Reply #23 on: 18 February 2010, 09:01 AM »

We deserve to go down, worst team i've ever seen in a wanderers shirt...

Jesus christ, you've not been watching us long, have you? Grin

It was s**t, but I've seen a lot worse.

I think relegation would make these teenagers realise just how s**t things can be in the lower league's Wink

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« Reply #24 on: 18 February 2010, 11:38 PM »

And jump ship for a lot of them.
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