We have some not reets on here,Shaft are you listening?but that tw@t desperately needs counselling on how to woo a female,honestly Sir Nut once you have mastered the art of love making the world seems a lot better place,and to be honest with your six fingers you have an advantage on the rest of us.
Leave the substances alone,and get laid it will bring you into the real world,hope your buddies will allow you some Monday free time from your 5 a side love in's peace brother.
Your obsession with me is unreal. Get a grip.