You lot are going to love this.
The thing he's wearing is one of these, which in my opinion is a complete load of bullshit:
http://www.trionz.co.uk/I play at a decent level of squash and people in my club wear them. I don't want to go into all the marketing bullshit that they spout but whoever works for them is doing a damn good job of brainwashing idiots into wearing these things and somehow convincing them they have a positive effect.
Take a read for yourself and see if you believe the crap they come out with.
Say what?! One of the reasons I was a GM neutral (I like that phrase, makes it sound like I care about crops n shiiiiiiiiz) was coz he was building a proper backroom. But, positive fooking ions?!?!?!? Sod it, sack Coyle and get Gilian 'eat foods of the same colour coz they compliment each other' or 'let me massageyour bad chi into your good chi' or 'let me look at your poo' Mckeith in.
McKeith IN!!!