You're Igor and you know you are!

[Craig-J]

We should sign BATE Borisov CB Igor Shitov and partner him with Daniel Shittu if we lose Gary Cahill this January! What a fantastic central defensive partnership that would be!

There, I said it! 

[Howfen White]

fcuking hell, that's all we need, another shíte centre half

I knew we had shíte at the back, but it couldn't possibly get any shitter could it?

The puns are endless!