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The worst was at a lesbian wedding about 18 months ago. She has known one of the happy couple since primary school and she is sound thank god.
The whole day was a little strange, two brides, two father of the brides e.t.c. But I was doing ok until the ceremony where one of the readings was the owl and the pussy cat. When they got to "what a wonderfull pussy" bit I could not stop a bubble of snot forming from my nose as I tried to stem the laughter.
Feeling slightly spun out I headed for the free bar and got biblically drunk. The wedding was at a stately home with uplighters illuminating the building, I had a batman/thunderbirds inspired moment and dropped my keks, squatted over the light, and projected my cock and balls onto the side of the building. Considering there were about 80 lesbians there this did not go down well at all.
We left soon afterwards and I was in the dog house for about a week.
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« Reply #1 on: 07 December 2009, 02:47 PM » |
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Are you on drugs?
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« Reply #2 on: 07 December 2009, 02:57 PM » |
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Bloody hell, all we need now is Derek Batey to join the forum!!!
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« Reply #3 on: 07 December 2009, 03:06 PM » |
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The worst was at a lesbian wedding about 18 months ago. She has known one of the happy couple since primary school and she is sound thank god.
The whole day was a little strange, two brides, two father of the brides e.t.c. But I was doing ok until the ceremony where one of the readings was the owl and the pussy cat. When they got to "what a wonderfull pussy" bit I could not stop a bubble of snot forming from my nose as I tried to stem the laughter.
Feeling slightly spun out I headed for the free bar and got biblically drunk. The wedding was at a stately home with uplighters illuminating the building, I had a batman/thunderbirds inspired moment and dropped my keks, squatted over the light, and projected my cock and balls onto the side of the building. Considering there were about 80 lesbians there this did not go down well at all.
We left soon afterwards and I was in the dog house for about a week.
It seems aload of bullshit to me but it made me smile all the same , well done to you. I would never go to a dyke/bender wedding as I would struggle to refrain from saying something to offend them. It never takes much for your bird to stop talking to you or to be pissed off as there all fcuking deranged anyway. |
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« Reply #4 on: 07 December 2009, 03:10 PM » |
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They're lunatics mate, every single one. Oh and I wish it wasn't true, but yeah it is  |
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« Reply #5 on: 07 December 2009, 03:12 PM » |
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They're lunatics mate, every single one. Oh and I wish it wasn't true, but yeah it is I would have figured they were too busy playing darts to notice. |
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« Reply #6 on: 07 December 2009, 03:59 PM » |
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Nothing to do with an arguement but I went to a gay civil partnership thingy in January. When it got to the bit in the ceremony about exchanging rings I was in a puddle giggling to myself at the back of the room in this really posh stately home. I didn't get in any bother because it set half of the guests off as well.  |
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I have learned never to ridicule any man's opinion, however strange it may seem - ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE - Like fúck I have.
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« Reply #7 on: 07 December 2009, 04:03 PM » |
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Nothing to do with an arguement but I went to a gay civil partnership thingy in January. When it got to the bit in the ceremony about exchanging rings I was in a puddle giggling to myself at the back of the room in this really posh stately home. I didn't get in any bother because it set half of the guests off as well. and you went why?? |
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« Reply #8 on: 07 December 2009, 04:04 PM » |
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Nothing to do with an arguement but I went to a gay civil partnership thingy in January. When it got to the bit in the ceremony about exchanging rings I was in a puddle giggling to myself at the back of the room in this really posh stately home. I didn't get in any bother because it set half of the guests off as well. and you went why?? Free ale |
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I have learned never to ridicule any man's opinion, however strange it may seem - ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE - Like fúck I have.
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« Reply #9 on: 07 December 2009, 04:05 PM » |
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Nothing to do with an arguement but I went to a gay civil partnership thingy in January. When it got to the bit in the ceremony about exchanging rings I was in a puddle giggling to myself at the back of the room in this really posh stately home. I didn't get in any bother because it set half of the guests off as well. and you went why?? Free ale Its ok if you went for some sucky sucky its 2009 that thing is more accepted now , not by me but by some people at least. |
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« Reply #10 on: 07 December 2009, 04:05 PM » |
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Nothing to do with an arguement but I went to a gay civil partnership thingy in January. When it got to the bit in the ceremony about exchanging rings I was in a puddle giggling to myself at the back of the room in this really posh stately home. I didn't get in any bother because it set half of the guests off as well. I've been to two - the lezzer one was funny, the bloke one was a bit gay |
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« Reply #11 on: 07 December 2009, 04:09 PM » |
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Nothing to do with an arguement but I went to a gay civil partnership thingy in January. When it got to the bit in the ceremony about exchanging rings I was in a puddle giggling to myself at the back of the room in this really posh stately home. I didn't get in any bother because it set half of the guests off as well. I've been to two - the lezzer one was funny, the bloke one was a bit gayReally cant see why that would be. |
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« Reply #12 on: 07 December 2009, 04:09 PM » |
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and you went why??
It was his wedding. |
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Fair play to you then if you're willing to share your knickers with a willy.
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« Reply #13 on: 07 December 2009, 04:10 PM » |
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and you went why??
It was his wedding. To wish Sharps well |
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« Reply #14 on: 07 December 2009, 04:19 PM » |
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Nothing to do with an arguement but I went to a gay civil partnership thingy in January.
I hope it works out well for you both. |
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« Reply #15 on: 07 December 2009, 04:48 PM » |
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Has this forum changed to Bumders Aces?
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« Reply #16 on: 07 December 2009, 04:51 PM » |
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Has this forum changed to Bumders Aces?
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« Reply #17 on: 07 December 2009, 06:11 PM » |
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Has this forum changed to Bumders Aces?
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Go fcúk yourself San Diego!
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« Reply #18 on: 07 December 2009, 06:12 PM » |
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Has this forum changed to Bumders Aces?
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« Reply #19 on: 07 December 2009, 06:22 PM » |
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Has this forum changed to Bumders Aces?
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