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« on: 06 December 2009, 05:04 PM »

Bit of fun.

You may accuse me of starting his because its recent but i dont fcuking care lol

Last Night for me  Wink

Anybody who dosnt contribute it is a given that you are a dyker , gayer or virgin.
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« Reply #1 on: 06 December 2009, 05:05 PM »

Not seen my other half for three weeks, cos I work in Manchester and she lives in Preston - she's coming to visit on Tues though, so I'll be blowing my 10cc within twenty seconds of getting my keks off.
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« Reply #2 on: 06 December 2009, 05:08 PM »

I was round my nans last week..  Embarrassed
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« Reply #3 on: 06 December 2009, 05:09 PM »

Does intimate time with yourself count?
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« Reply #4 on: 06 December 2009, 05:11 PM »

I was round my nans last week..  Embarrassed

How is she doing?
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« Reply #5 on: 06 December 2009, 05:23 PM »

Bit of fun.

You may accuse me of starting his because its recent but i dont fcuking care lol

Last Night for me  Wink

Anybody who dosnt contribute it is a given that you are a dyker , gayer or virgin.

The fact you have started such a thread suggests this was the first time your winkle had breathed fresh air since Megson took over.
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Fair play to you then if you're willing to share your knickers with a willy.
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« Reply #6 on: 06 December 2009, 05:26 PM »

Bit of fun.

You may accuse me of starting his because its recent but i dont fcuking care lol

Last Night for me  Wink

Anybody who dosnt contribute it is a given that you are a dyker , gayer or virgin.

Nice one big sharps, what was his name?
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« Reply #7 on: 06 December 2009, 05:27 PM »

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« Reply #8 on: 06 December 2009, 05:30 PM »

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« Reply #9 on: 06 December 2009, 06:15 PM »

I suspect Sharps hasn't been getting much since the latest Sharps jr was born recently, hence the post!!  Smiley
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« Reply #10 on: 06 December 2009, 06:26 PM »

Natasha seeing megson has been in chargw for 2 years and my son was born 6 weeks ago im guessing your biology isnt up to scratch and wakey it has been an obsticle but isnt the reason for the post.

Jimbo wishes!
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« Reply #11 on: 06 December 2009, 06:32 PM »

Natasha seeing megson has been in chargw for 2 years and my son was born 6 weeks ago im guessing your biology isnt up to scratch

You're making the mistake of presuming the child is yours.
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Fair play to you then if you're willing to share your knickers with a willy.
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« Reply #12 on: 06 December 2009, 06:37 PM »

Natasha seeing megson has been in chargw for 2 years and my son was born 6 weeks ago im guessing your biology isnt up to scratch

You're making the mistake of presuming the child is yours.

Well seeing both my sons look alike im going to presume they are gullable as i am. if im ever on jeremy kyle and find out there not feel free to laugh at me.

Bring back the league table you have become very dull since its demise.
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« Reply #13 on: 06 December 2009, 06:45 PM »



Bring back the league table you have become very dull since its demise.


She wasn't dull before?

Noo not yet. I've really not been making an effort to annoy NottyAsher of late.

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« Reply #14 on: 06 December 2009, 07:13 PM »

Bit of fun.

You may accuse me of starting his because its recent but i dont fcuking care lol

Last Night for me  Wink

Anybody who dosnt contribute it is a given that you are a dyker , gayer or virgin.

The fact you have started such a thread suggests this was the first time your winkle had breathed fresh air since Megson took over.

Haha great post.

What a ridiculous thread anyway. Sharps, why do you even care? Do you feel like you've accomplished something because you had sex last night?

Because of your intelligence level Sharps, I know what your response is going to be to my post so I might as well give you my answer now.

8 days ago.
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« Reply #15 on: 06 December 2009, 07:16 PM »

Bit of fun.

You may accuse me of starting his because its recent but i dont fcuking care lol

Last Night for me  Wink

Anybody who dosnt contribute it is a given that you are a dyker , gayer or virgin.

The fact you have started such a thread suggests this was the first time your winkle had breathed fresh air since Megson took over.

Haha great post.

What a ridiculous thread anyway. Sharps, why do you even care? Do you feel like you've accomplished something because you had sex last night?

Because of your intelligence level Sharps, I know what your response is going to be to my post so I might as well give you my answer now.

8 days ago.

It was more for us to have a laugh about it rather than be taken seriously , we all know some of the older posters might not give there a member to much of an airing so it was more to poke fun at them.

I just hope they were of legal consent howfen  Wink
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« Reply #16 on: 06 December 2009, 07:30 PM »

Bit of fun.

You may accuse me of starting his because its recent but i dont fcuking care lol

Last Night for me  Wink

Anybody who dosnt contribute it is a given that you are a dyker , gayer or virgin.

The fact you have started such a thread suggests this was the first time your winkle had breathed fresh air since Megson took over.

Haha great post.

What a ridiculous thread anyway. Sharps, why do you even care? Do you feel like you've accomplished something because you had sex last night?

Because of your intelligence level Sharps, I know what your response is going to be to my post so I might as well give you my answer now.

8 days ago.

It was more for us to have a laugh about it rather than be taken seriously , we all know some of the older posters might not give there a member to much of an airing so it was more to poke fun at them.

I just hope they were of legal consent howfen  Wink

They? I wish, just one. 22
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« Reply #17 on: 06 December 2009, 07:44 PM »

They? I wish, just one. 22

You shagged Jussi?

I'm not suprised we lost

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« Reply #18 on: 06 December 2009, 07:49 PM »

They? I wish, just one. 22

You shagged Jussi?

I'm not suprised we lost



I thought Jussi looked sheepish for the 2nd goal , i think he is working for phil brown. we have a traitor in the camp.
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« Reply #19 on: 06 December 2009, 11:37 PM »

Sharps, LMAO, you bought into the OLD rule of "no sex till the baby's 6 weeks old!"
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« Reply #20 on: 07 December 2009, 12:43 AM »

Sharps, LMAO, you bought into the OLD rule of "no sex till the baby's 6 weeks old!"

I've no idea what that rule is.

It made me laugh all the same Grin
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