Bought a stoat, forum opinion needed

[Batman]

Right bought a stoat, about 45 mins ago, now regretting it.
What are the mighty forums various opinii.

[Archiebold Stanley III]

Looks a vicious little bastard!

First of all, invest in a good hessian sack and a couple of good heavy house bricks, i recomend Accrington reds none of these new shitty bricks with fcuking holes in.

Then take you new found rodent for a walk up the blue lagoon, place said rat in the sack with the bricks and give it a damn good throw as far as you can into the murky resevoir.

Dont forget to tie the sack, preferably with a good heavy duty cable tie!

Archie, Pest Control Consultant

[traf]

Take it to the game and release it in the West Stand to wake the Werthers Crew up.

[Batman]

Take it to the game and release it in the West Stand to wake the Werthers Crew up.

I used to have an otter, but kept getting them mixed up - which is bent because one is stoatally obvious, whilst the other is otterly different

[traf]

The easiest way to tell them apart is by using a thermometer. Stoats are colder.

[wakeywhite]

give them both a crossword to do - otters can't spell for toffee

[Sluffy]

Richard Whietley and the ferret - classic TV moment - ouch!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9xHEj3Gk4Q

 

[Squidgy]

I'm having that as Natasha's next avatar