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« on: 30 November 2009, 08:37 AM »

I normally dont watch the adverts because they bore me but on the odd chance that every channel I flick over to is on break or I cant be arsed finding the remote.

The Iceland adverts on TV at the moment are so unbelievebly irritating its untrue and everybody should boycott them in protest ( yes i know natasha you would never be  seen anywhere near an iceland nevermind go into one).

However Colleen Nolan would you?

I think I probably would but I also said I would do the previous Iceland Mouthpeice so as you can gather im a very dutty man indeed.
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« Reply #1 on: 30 November 2009, 08:50 AM »

As a father this isn't nice to say, but there is an advert at the moment i think for oxo or bisto where there is the ugliest fcuking kid i have ever seen.

Whoever thought it was a good idea to expose this unfortunate child on national fcuking television, needs to be taken up on tops and shot in the back of the head for the good of mankind!
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« Reply #2 on: 30 November 2009, 08:57 AM »

As a father this isn't nice to say, but there is an advert at the moment i think for oxo or bisto where there is the ugliest fcuking kid i have ever seen.

Whoever thought it was a good idea to expose this unfortunate child on national fcuking television, needs to be taken up on tops and shot in the back of the head for the good of mankind!

You prefer the kids to be sexy then?

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« Reply #3 on: 30 November 2009, 09:12 AM »

Those fecking Wii adverts with Ant & Dec.

Do people really log on to find out who wins the "challenge".

I hate this country.
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« Reply #4 on: 30 November 2009, 09:27 AM »

As a father this isn't nice to say, but there is an advert at the moment i think for oxo or bisto where there is the ugliest fcuking kid i have ever seen.

Whoever thought it was a good idea to expose this unfortunate child on national fcuking television, needs to be taken up on tops and shot in the back of the head for the good of mankind!

You prefer the kids to be sexy then?

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I'd prefer them not to put me off my fcuking gravy!
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« Reply #5 on: 30 November 2009, 09:36 AM »

All adverts irritate me, but the car chasing solicitors are the worst.
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« Reply #6 on: 30 November 2009, 09:39 AM »

webuyanycar.com. Every time I put the radio on, problem is I keep joining in with the thing.
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« Reply #7 on: 30 November 2009, 10:22 AM »

I hate that advert for News from a company called Ten.
Goes on for at least half an hour, and it's different every night.

There's no fcking chance of me buying any News from that bunch of tossers.
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« Reply #8 on: 30 November 2009, 12:48 PM »

Those fecking Wii adverts with Ant & Dec.

Do people really log on to find out who wins the "challenge".

I hate this country.
Well fcúk off abroad then you won't be missed.
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« Reply #9 on: 30 November 2009, 01:17 PM »

Those fecking Wii adverts with Ant & Dec.

God yes!

Also that go compare one with the fat prick with a tache!
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« Reply #10 on: 30 November 2009, 02:15 PM »

These fcuking adverts telling everyone that golds worth something..........WE KNOW!! Golds been worth alot for fcuking years!! plus theres one with a guy with the scariest eyes ive ever seen(i think hes a hypnotist really)
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« Reply #11 on: 30 November 2009, 03:01 PM »

Annoying Adverts?

Iceland/Colleen Nolan
Wii/Ant & Dec
All unwanted mobile phone ads
All unwanted gold ads
Ready break
Coca-Pops
Rice crispies (fook it, all cereal ads atm)
Morrisons/Nick whats his name
All kids toy ads
All loan/mortgage ads

I could go on, theres many many more....
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« Reply #12 on: 30 November 2009, 03:11 PM »

The insurance one with Michael Winner in and he even declares that because he supports them its automatically a great idea.

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« Reply #13 on: 30 November 2009, 04:34 PM »

Those fecking Wii adverts with Ant & Dec.

Do people really log on to find out who wins the "challenge".

I hate this country.
Well fcúk off abroad then you won't be missed.
That's no way to talk to a lady, luddite!!
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« Reply #14 on: 30 November 2009, 07:15 PM »

Those fecking Wii adverts with Ant & Dec.

Do people really log on to find out who wins the "challenge".

I hate this country.

Good call. Did you see the Wii advert with the brain training and the mini cab driver. PJ asked does it help with their jobs and the bloke says 'Yes, giving back change'. What grown adult can't give correct change?
That brain training game is just an insult. The questions are like 2+2=?, 10-6=? WTF? It must be aimed at 5 year olds?

Thank god those Picture adverts are no longer on TV. "Hello Picture, I want a loan". "Do you know what, you can really have an adult conversation with those guys at Picture". **** off!

The worst adverts are those god forsaken Aviva adverts with Paul 'nobwipe' Whitehouse.
Aviva is the worst insurance company in the world, they are cunning bastards. When they had the adverts where they said they give their competitors prices even if they are cheaper, they only gave about 4 other companies, companies like Kwik Fit who are totally uncompetitive.
"Green Army" - f*** off you absolute bell end.
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« Reply #16 on: 30 November 2009, 08:12 PM »

How has no-one said the 'go compare' adverts? That one is by far the worst. Some fat fanny singing a fcuking annoying, unoriginal song. I don't tend to watch adverts if I can but when that one comes on, the tv goes straight off.

Are they supposed to be funny or what? They really aren't at all.

The only adverts I like are the Phones 4 U ones... not the old ones they pissed me off too, I mean the new ones with 'you need at least 50 friends in your phone' ones. The lad doing the Peter Crouch-esque celebration. If no one has seen it, it's this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eccvWJIU_C8

That celebration cracks me up every time!
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« Reply #17 on: 30 November 2009, 08:36 PM »

How has no-one said the 'go compare' adverts? That one is by far the worst. Some fat fanny singing a fcuking annoying, unoriginal song. I don't tend to watch adverts if I can but when that one comes on, the tv goes straight off.

Are they supposed to be funny or what? They really aren't at all.

The only adverts I like are the Phones 4 U ones... not the old ones they pissed me off too, I mean the new ones with 'you need at least 50 friends in your phone' ones. The lad doing the Peter Crouch-esque celebration. If no one has seen it, it's this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eccvWJIU_C8

That celebration cracks me up every time!

Good point about are these adverts supposed to be funny. You know the Strongbow one where some ****wit goes to the dish fitter 'You bring us Pets do the funniest things, in HD' - that clearly was written to try and be funny, but its not.
Who writes these supposedly funny adverts? They are stealing a living.
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« Reply #18 on: 30 November 2009, 08:38 PM »

Any WKD adverts.

Anyone connected in any way with any of these adverts should be shot. Slowly.
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« Reply #19 on: 30 November 2009, 08:42 PM »

How has no-one said the 'go compare' adverts? That one is by far the worst. Some fat fanny singing a fcuking annoying, unoriginal song. I don't tend to watch adverts if I can but when that one comes on, the tv goes straight off.

Are they supposed to be funny or what? They really aren't at all.

The only adverts I like are the Phones 4 U ones... not the old ones they pissed me off too, I mean the new ones with 'you need at least 50 friends in your phone' ones. The lad doing the Peter Crouch-esque celebration. If no one has seen it, it's this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eccvWJIU_C8

That celebration cracks me up every time!

Good point about are these adverts supposed to be funny. You know the Strongbow one where some ****wit goes to the dish fitter 'You bring us Pets do the funniest things, in HD' - that clearly was written to try and be funny, but its not.
Who writes these supposedly funny adverts? They are stealing a living.


I agree, they don't even force a smile. The people who are responsibile for making these adverts are on six-figure sums as well, or very close to that amount. Makes you sick!
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« Reply #20 on: 30 November 2009, 08:49 PM »

There almost as bad as people who work behind the scenes at rugby league clubs , those people are the real scum of the earth.
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« Reply #21 on: 30 November 2009, 08:52 PM »

There almost as bad as people who work behind the scenes at rugby league clubs , those people are the real scum of the earth.

Second only to people who work for mobile phone companies  Wink

(cue everyone trying to find the "what do you do for a living" thread)
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« Reply #22 on: 30 November 2009, 08:53 PM »

There almost as bad as people who work behind the scenes at rugby league clubs , those people are the real scum of the earth.

I know, I mean whoever would do that? Anyway, what about burger flippers, isn't that your job?
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« Reply #23 on: 30 November 2009, 08:53 PM »

I work for a cable company actually you cat loving freak!
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« Reply #24 on: 30 November 2009, 08:54 PM »

There almost as bad as people who work behind the scenes at rugby league clubs , those people are the real scum of the earth.

I know, I mean whoever would do that? Anyway, what about burger flippers, isn't that your job?

The burgers are just a front , the real money is made behind the van where i suck dick.
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