Who do you work for?

[Keegan]

I shovel shite for 8 hours. On the telephone. Tele-shite, if you will.

[Vincents Candelabra]

I just assist the team business development team really, im working through Bolton Wise on a 6month thing but i just do things like update client records and filing...general stuff like that.

Is that what we once called 'Office Junior'? or before that, 'Clerk'?

[Vincents Candelabra]

They are a great company to work for; paying well and giving a pension, a retirement scheme, medical/dental/vision and very good vacation and sick time.

What? Even to a Spam javelin like you? :lol:

[bigsamsarmyusa]

What? Even to a Spam javelin like you? :lol:

No idea what you mean by that.

[Big_Sharps]

No idea what you mean by that.

Courtesy of Urban Dictionary

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4.  Spam Javelin  10 up, 3 down  
 buy spam javelin mugs, tshirts and magnetsMale genitalia/cock
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 buy spam javelin mugs, tshirts and magnetsAnother name for your penis.
That bird I got off with last night was disease ridden. I woke up the next morning with a growth on my Spam Javelin.

[watty]

Hey Danny,

I did exactly the same as you!!   I was at Thornleigh Salesian College Sixth Form and each Wednesday morning helped out at St Josephs RC Primary school - well it was more self interest and interest of the kids.  In fact the Ofstead people came round and actually thought I was a trainee teacher on teaching practice i was so good.  That convinced me to do Primary School teaching at Uni (yes I was a parasite) - dropped that a end of 3rd year (of a 4 year course) after a huge row with the class teacher I was with whilst on teaching practice (found out later she was suspended for doing the same to another student - damn!!!) - anyway, ended up doing BA History and BSC Envirinmental Sciences in my 4th year at Uni.

I started my working career at Kendal Milne and Co, part time at first to fit around Uni, the full time after uni.  18 months after finishing uni - got a job with NatWest which eventually got took over by RBS.  Lasted in that job 8 year before I became totally disillusioned with the management (not all of them) and resigned.  Got a temporary job with EOn whilst I continued to look around and then 3 months into that job got a job with my current employer - Mizuho Corporate Bank,  Nederlands BV.  been there 2 years and 8 months now and currently being trained up to be an assistant (and eventually) manager on the Pledge Assets department - even been talked to by various people about moving to London, Sydney or even Tokyo!!!!  I know which I prefer :-)  (and it ain't London)

Funy, I always thought you were more interested in kids

[bigsamsarmyusa]

In which case, Sharps, should I be thanking him for a compliment or insulted that he thinks I have a penis?

[The Ghost of Burnden]

Funy, I always thought you were more interested in kids

talk about a blast from the past of my post from last september!!!

still true enough

[Biggles]

talk about a blast from the past of my post from last september!!!

still true enough

WHAT! you interested in kids!!!!!!!!!

[The Ghost of Burnden]

WHAT! you interested in kids!!!!!!!!!

Well I did train to become a Primary School (KS2) Teacher!!